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Kendra or Audrey... White GVR4. Car names...

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I've been naming all of my cars since my first one. Dumb and immature, but it's rather entertaining. I try to pick the ugliest names for each of my cars.

94 3000GT SL - Suzzane
97 Talon TSi - Thelma
91 Eclipse GS - Ellen
95 Talon TSi AWD - Beatrice
2007 Subaru Impreza - Helga
 
People have been naming their cars since cars existed. Just because you guys are out of the loop doesn't make it weird.

Personally, I couldn't think of a cool name for mine, so I just call it the 'Black Hole'. Since it's black and it sucks the money out of my wallet.
 
It's funny, I named my 93 TSi AWD, my 90 ES AWD and my Galant GSX turbo, "The Pile(s)."
 
Well the G/f's liken Audrey better... I'm still a little hesitant on which one.

So far I've got:

91 Eagle Talon TSI AWD built beast - Sue
91 Mitsu Eclipse GSX Daily - Layla
91 GVR4 - Audrey...or Kendra...
 
Mesobitchi. I don't dare call my car a POS, even tho its sitting out in the garage with no motor and no interior... I know it will come back to haunt me and the car will break on me!
 
Honestly, my family names its cars by their color or who it belongs to to help distinguish.
My car - Brian's black car
Dad's Main Car - Dad's black car
Mom's car - blue car
etc...

Of course, when you come from a family of 9, you don't want to remember names of cars when the number of cars in the family is greater than or equal to the number of family members. That would be a little hectic.
 
HAHA, I love how mom's car is just called the "blue car". Her car doesn't get the nifty ability to be called "Mom's Blue Car"

I guess I didn't make that clear enough. The only reason we say the name in front is if there is two of the same color vehicle, like my dad and myself. My mom has the only 'blue car' in the fam, so her's is just "blue car". :)
 
I would go with Kendra. I knew a girl once that was named Audrey and she was a druged up, pole smoking, whore. I didn't like her all that well.
 
How about bob?

You really want to stick your hard key into Bob's ignition and turn him on and drive him around town??? ROFL You sick sick man! :notgood: :nono: :toobad:

I would go with Kendra. I knew a girl once that was named Audrey and she was a druged up, pole smoking, whore. I didn't like her all that well.

I'm never naming a daughter Audrey, Seems you and I both know slutty Audrey's...
 
You really want to stick your hard key into Bob's ignition and turn him on and drive him around town??? ROFL You sick sick man! :notgood: :nono: :toobad:
ROFL I never thought of it that way ROFL

In that case, I vote for Carmen or Jenna.
 
One of my buddies, I don't remember who... named his car a guy name... Ever since I thought he was ###... I keep telling him, why would you want to drive a guy, take a ride in a guy? Thats just wrong. He said "why would I call my car a girl, girls are bitches and have PMS".... I responded with "My point exactly! I own a DSM, I know all about PMS!"
 
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