Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[necrotopsy]

while at a skatepark, in the parking lot there was a stock looking 2ga n/t. even stock exhaust. but on the windshield there were two Greddy logos, and on the back there were two NOS logo's (like how you do it in need for speed underground).

i stopped the guy and asked him what he had installed that was greddy? (didnt bother with NOS )
his response:

him: "Well nothing yet. but i have a greddy turbo kit at my house for it, Just havent had the time to install it."
Me: "Oh really? a full greddy kit?"
Him: "Yup. and i got two NOS tanks to add in also."
Me: "Wow. What kind of work you have done to the engine?"
Him: "Nothing, this one is stock. But i got an evo engine i'm swapping into it."
Me: "So the greddy kit is for the evo engine?"
Him: "what? oh... Yeah for the evo engine."
me: "What evo engine?"
Him: "The newest one."
Me: "Well alrighty then!" -walks away-

 

[Darian225]

Don't you just love when you talk to people like that, when they say they have this and that and then when you question them on the parts that they had mentioned there mind goes blank because there talking bs. I love it!

 

[Lehman_285]

Someone on here pasted that there GST would easily do 60mph in first gear and 150 in 3rd. Haha I have a 03 Kawasaki ZX12r that will just hit 150 in 3rd before it redlines. I'd like to see a car that would do that in 3rd. Let alown a DSM

 

[Boostit]

I've heard to much from to many idiots.. I actually like to let them talk and have some fun at their expense. Most of them are to dense to figure out what I'm doing.

 

[Ozone302]

Some kid with a tiburon asked me to race today at a gas station. I asked him what he had done to it and he said "racing spark plugs, racing plug wires, cold air intake, headers, and high performance dual exhaust". He said he gained 30hp from those mods . I just laughed and drove away

 

[Mrdiamondstars]

An n/t dsmer told me to rev my car up to redline before I cut it off to lubricate the lifters........

 

[AngelOfPassion]

An n/t dsmer told me to rev my car up to redline before I cut it off to lubricate the lifters........

Are you serious?

 

[Mrdiamondstars]

Yep, and they always wondered why mine never had issues

 

[Tha Fella Dylan]

My car isn't turboed. It has the wing though, so nonetheless u get asked all the time what setup I'm running. This Subaru kid with a "Type R" badge on his car was wondering about my car. He spent the majority of 20 mins convincing me he bought his turbo from Walmart, but not just ONE, TWO! The whole setup. He said if you connected them with PVC pipe it adds horsepower. I was more interested in the cars passing by us during the conversation. I respect other cars but this guy made me ashamed.

 

[clizz3]

My car isn't turboed. It has the wing though, so nonetheless u get asked all the time what setup I'm running. This Subaru kid with a "Type R" badge on his car was wondering about my car. He spent the majority of 20 mins convincing me he bought his turbo from Walmart, but not just ONE, TWO! The whole setup. He said if you connected them with PVC pipe it adds horsepower. I was more interested in the cars passing by us during the conversation. I respect other cars but this guy made me ashamed.

Kroger has better turbos

 

[BurrowZ]

Kroger has better turbos

Sears is where it's at.
Turbocharger from Sears.com

 

[3kgt2nv]

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/hangout/439311-3-s-vs-dsm.html

everything the op has to say in this thread

 

[cl1ckclack]

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/hangout/439311-3-s-vs-dsm.html

everything the op has to say in this thread

for some reason i knew thats what you were posting ;p

 

[92boostinawd]

this Thread is HILARIOUS HAHAHAH

 

[rlacasse1]

^^^^ I personally don't find that one funny at all.

 

[92GSXtacy]

Sears is where it's at.
Turbocharger from Sears.com

What in dafuq?!?!? FP...Sears...mind hurts.

 

[WES_393]

Sears is where it's at.
Turbocharger from Sears.com

Autozone sells turbo kits, but only for Honda Civic's (go figure).

Edelbrock/Turbo Charger (O.E. Replacement) (1500) | 1997 Honda Civic 4 Cylinders 1.6L MFI VTEC SOHC | AutoZone.com

 

[slonkey]

Autozone sells turbo kits, but only for Honda Civic's (go figure).

Edelbrock/Turbo Charger (O.E. Replacement) (1500) | 1997 Honda Civic 4 Cylinders 1.6L MFI VTEC SOHC | AutoZone.com

Because civics suck my bawls. I would smash any vtec peace with my DSM. Civic-t or n/t still smash that crap.

 

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[Diamond Star Werks]

Because civics suck my bawls. I would smash any vtec peace with my DSM. Civic-t or n/t still smash that crap.

Lol if its a civic-t it will probably smash itself before the finish line

 

[LandoAWD]

Because civics suck my bawls. I would smash any vtec peace with my DSM. Civic-t or n/t still smash that crap.

You really wouldn't. There are plenty of all motor Civics that would walk the pants off of a good percentage of our membership.

 

[TSIturbo91]

Because civics suck my bawls. I would smash any vtec peace with my DSM. Civic-t or n/t still smash that crap.

That's all.

 

[rlacasse1]

You really wouldn't. There are plenty of all motor Civics that would walk the pants off of a good percentage of our membership.

This. And my buddy use to have a turbo civic. And that thing would walk damn near anything that ever tried to run him. Unless it was off the line of course.

 

[LandoAWD]

I'm adding the quote we're both talking about to the list.

 

[rlacasse1]

Sounds good.