Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[Pirrofab]

Almost had me? You never had me. You never had your car.

 

[Abe'sGST]

Dude i almost had you!

!

 

[sayaovang dsm]

Awe... I geuss i owe you a 10 second car... ill sell you the supra for 14k cash, like that one kid was talking about hahaha man, but ill bring you the one you have to towe haha

 

[Boostinsideways]

There was a supra on my local CL last month for 6... I don't much about supras, and even less about the but ass ugly MKIV, but don't all of the MKIV have 2jz engines?

 

[sayaovang dsm]

They do but, one engine has twin turbos and one engine doesnt. and if it was gonig for 6k it must have been a sz-r model which a naturally aspirated 2jz model only pushing 220bhp. the twinturbo modles push 320bhp

Also the twin turbo models depending on shape range from 20k-50k or higher depending on performance and trannsmission usually only auto twinturbo supras will sell for under 20k

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Isn't there some difference in VVTI or something between the two?

Just grab a damned SC300, drop a TT 2JZ in it and have a Supra for half the damned price. EVERYTHING swaps over. ;P

 

[90TalonTSIII]

had a kid try telling me a dodge stealth runs over 20psi stock and that dsms cant run over 10 pounds. i tried being nice until he said the stealth would smoke me...

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

had a kid try telling me a dodge stealth runs over 20psi stock and that dsms cant run over 10 pounds. i tried being nice until he said the stealth would smoke me...

I don't know man - +2 Cylinders and 2x the turbo's? Sounds like it'd eat our poor little 4 cylinder single turbo'd vehicles.

 

[sayaovang dsm]

Im not sure if there is a difference in vvti, but id rather have the is300 with the 2jz swap .

wait isnt the stock psi of a 1g 11.8?

 

[LandoAWD]

had a kid try telling me a dodge stealth runs over 20psi stock and that dsms cant run over 10 pounds. i tried being nice until he said the stealth would smoke me...

Calmly explain how PSI is irrelevant.

 

[90TalonTSIII]

I don't know man - +2 Cylinders and 2x the turbo's? Sounds like it'd eat our poor little 4 cylinder single turbo'd vehicles.

. Maybe if my car was stock. and those cars barely make 210whp stock

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

They make more - They're just pigs. I'd know - I own one.

 

[GsxEcutioner]

"I see an AIC controller. It has direct-port nitrous injection. Yeah, and a stand alone fuel management system. Not a bad way to spend 10,000 dollars. "

he's got enough NOSSS in there to blow himself up...period...

 

[sayaovang dsm]

He only blew the welds on the intake and fried the piston rings, hes fine!!!

 

[Rockyp]

. Maybe if my car was stock. and those cars barely make 210whp stock

Yea, the Dodge Stealth R/T was around 310-320 hp stock. If the owner knew what he had, I wouldn't mess with one.

 

[GsxEcutioner]

Yea, the Dodge Stealth R/T was around 310-320 hp stock. If the owner knew what he had, I wouldn't mess with one.

RT is not 310-320 hp, RT=SL 220hp , RT TT=VR4 300hp-320hp.

 

[Rockyp]

Either way, I wouldn't screw with a TT stealth.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Either way, I wouldn't screw with a TT stealth.

That 310ish AWHP has to make up for the weight. So think more of... a less agile and heavier version of our cars at 265AWHP.

Really something to be scared of?

 

[GsxEcutioner]

That 310ish AWHP has to make up for the weight. So think more of... a less agile and heavier version of our cars at 265AWHP.

Really something to be scared of?

300 91-93 320-94-99. These are NOT AWHP. These are Crank HP. also, heavier yes, but these cars do handle quite nicely, especially the 4ws and stock ECS control and Aero front and rear wing from 91-96.
-Shane

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

I got one, I wasn't a dsmer at the time. But I had a eclipse and its really something stupid I did.

Ok me I had a 2.4l mivec 4g eclipse 5speed, silver, injen CAI, RRE underdrive pulley kit, and a flowmaster exhaust (sticker on the side). Oh let's not forget the vertical doors!! Haha lame.

Drove three hours to the 'local" drag strip never have raced before.on the track ( I can't remember times it was 3 years ago... but I assure you they ar nothing to brag about...) I raced a sunturd with a wing on it, OH YEAH im soo cool! Then a 4 door civic, win. IM ON A ROLL WOOO! Then raced a mazda 3 barely won.
I come out of the strip with my vertical doors up smrking at the honduh guys thinking my shit don't stink,. Now that I think about I get it while they were smiling. I was the joke. a riced out joke...
Now I look back I had the dumbest car even tho alot of people liked it.

Ahn glad I grew out of that!

One of this civics ran high tens that night against a evo. I seen that and bounced.

 

[lancedsm]

I have a good one its not a dsmer being dumb its me protecting are name and a Honda ricer punk going at it on facebook on a girl stats i went to high school with its funny. (HRP means Honda ricer punk)

girl.eclipse!!! i think yes!( the movie by the way)

hrp.what the car??? hope not

girl.no the movie!!!

hrp.oh ok good scared me

girl.HAHA sorry! but those are fun to drive! (she had drove mine me thinking)

hrp. no there ###

girl.whateve! . hrp .not whateve .girl.

now here where i come in. me.there not ### I own a eclipse and a tsi awd talon there the funnest car I've ever own sam(the girl) you should back me on this one Dsm for life

hrp.jdm all they way. me.I'll tell you what I'll spot you 5 car links in my Tsi and put a 50 dollar bet I win! Sam you can ride with me if you want

hrp.i would if i had a jdm motor in my car

me. Jdm doesn't mean anything to me hit me up when you get a real car or that pos jdm engine the bet still hold! Just remember I'm awd on 20 psi so you better start spending money

hrp. never replys after that

me.

 

[ktgurl87]

Wtf is a "car link" ??

 

[1990AWD]

That was sooo difficult to read; work on your grammar.

 

[fastgsx99]

I have a fresh rebuilt block .020 over with stock head except for 272's cams, after market exhaust manifold (just for looks) and what i believe to be a fake 16g turbo from ebay. i have a 1000 and looking to have a reliable everyday car.

i think i just posted this at a wrong spot hahaha

 

[1990AWD]

Not even close. ^^