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Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

Posted by Tobuk, Oct 10, 2006

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  1. 2g spyder eclipse

    2g spyder eclipse Proven Member

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    Chevy malibu. I had one for my rental. Was slow as hell! LOL
     
  2. TurboTylerT

    TurboTylerT Probationary Member

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    This has to be longest thread ever especially on ricers! Wow it's like 6+ years long ROFL... Anywho, this O'reilly that is the closest to me has some real winners but when the car is down and I need stuff pretty fast it is a must to stop by ricer ally. The first time I drove my car up there this dude that doesn't even have a car but at least he has a job goes on to tell me about a 700hp Evo that he had in Florida. I sense instant bs so I blow it off. The second time I drove the car up there for a obdII scan the guy asked if he could drive it and in my mind i'm like you wouldn't even fit into it. This other moron has an ek civic hatch with some pretty nice 16's and it's lowered so I ask if it's the stock 1.6 and he says no "bigger" I then replied, oh so a b18 huh and he goes no "bigger" so I go oh you must be k20'd and he goes ya. I go oh nice is it stock and he says no, "I am in the millitary and I just order parts and my brother puts them on". Once again I blow it off as complete bs ricer sh** thinking man, he does have a hellaflush sticker on the back window WTF am I thinking asking this dude about anything other than an oil filter, the only reason I asked was because he actually made a good choice on wheels for it. He then replies ya, these little boosted civics around here ain't got nothing on it. I can only think of a few boosted civics around here and most are 500+hp LOL. He then continues about his motorcycle inwhich he does have and about how fast it is and funner. It has a red bull ebay sticker kit ontop of the wrong kind of blue for red bull and looks really sh**ty. None the less I will ask him to run his k20 for some $ and shut his ricer ass up the next time he feels like yanking a leg.
     

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  3. NHerron

    NHerron Proven Member

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    Nonono ya got me all wrong see- the IDEA is ingenious. The look of it, is not. Just sayin! I mean, Its like if ole Thomas underpowered the lightbulb and didnt go the extra mile because he was too excited..
     

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  4. LandoAWD

    LandoAWD Retired

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    Nominated.
     
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  5. curt-s

    curt-s Proven Member

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    For the quoted content, or the quote itself?

    Leave the guy with the Civic and suspected BS alone. You don't need to challenge every person out there who wants to tell a story, unless you have some sort of inferiority complex. If your mod list is accurate, and the car is running top shape, you'd probably take him in the end (likely losing hard off the line) at a TRACK, but he wasn't "hating" on your car so there's no reason to at all unless you do it as a friendly competition. I mean, as your story reads, you were the one asking all the questions.

    Even if you think he's a ricer, if he's minding his own business, let him be. Don't make DSM drivers out to be just like (many) Mustang, Camaro, and Firebird owners.
     

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  6. DSMBanditFZ6

    DSMBanditFZ6 Proven Member

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    Still a work in progress. But since it's after market it won't be recieved well anyways.

    My wife's kia has one too, it's slow and it's only got 4 gears, which on a autostick, is lame.
     
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  7. rough

    rough Proven Member

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    ""I'm new to DSM, Where Can I get a duckbill spoiler for my NT?""

    Reminds me of
     

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  8. nitrouskris

    nitrouskris Proven Member

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    This is what a GVR4 mod told me. As a member you have to give mods a discount on any parts your selling. When I asked where does it say that as I have been a member for over 5 years and never seen that in the rules, I was ban from selling parts on GVR4.
     

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  9. Archer Fabrications

    Archer Fabrications Proven Member

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    Idiots... It's like mods on talk that dont let you call them out.. Mods here have been awesome.
     

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  10. CrackedDSM

    CrackedDSM Proven Member

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    So you're complaining that if you pick a fight with a moderator, they ban you? Yeah those people are assholes for not sitting there and letting you start sh** with them and breaking the rules. :p I've got a feeling that if I picked a fight with the mods here I'd get banned too, and I'd deserve it. Honestly I'd have to nominate this for this thread...similar to the people that weave in and out of traffic, speed, and break all kinds of traffic laws and then say they hate cops for ticketing them. ROFL
     

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  11. Archer Fabrications

    Archer Fabrications Proven Member

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    Who said anything about picking a fight? I was talking about calling them out on misinformation. I dont have an account on talk but ive read threads over there that show just what i said.
     

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  12. Archer Fabrications

    Archer Fabrications Proven Member

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    By the way kris, thats extortion, go contact the site owner or another more responsable mod. Thats stupid.
     

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  13. CrackedDSM

    CrackedDSM Proven Member

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    That's even more silly to bash a forum you're not even a member of. Let's not start up the Talk vs Tuners war.
     

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  14. LandoAWD

    LandoAWD Retired

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    ...only if you don't have a better argument than them. :p
     
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  15. CrackedDSM

    CrackedDSM Proven Member

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    Lando here is proof positive you can be a douche to the admin and not get banned.



    :p
     

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  16. LandoAWD

    LandoAWD Retired

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    I'm an eloquent and thoughtful "douche".
     
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  17. CrackedDSM

    CrackedDSM Proven Member

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    Okay, that's going in the signature. :p


    I'm apparently just a forum cowboy. Nice to meet you, partner.
     

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  18. nitrouskris

    nitrouskris Proven Member

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    I did and was told there isn't anything they could do. So I just stopped posting on there and stop donating money to help keep the site up.
     

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  19. Archer Fabrications

    Archer Fabrications Proven Member

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    Even after donating too huh, thats retarded
     

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  20. henrysan

    henrysan Proven Member

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    A few months ago I had my front bumper off for some body work so my Front mount intercooler was exposed. Filling up the tank when a guy walks out of the gas station looking right at the font of my car, and as he gets near says, "I like that exhaust kit you got on the front". I said "Thanks!" That Made my day.
     

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  21. nitrouskris

    nitrouskris Proven Member

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    I always did before the D bag mod ban me.
     

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  23. 2slow4now

    2slow4now Proven Member

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    Saw a gst with aftermarket exhaust on it so I asked the guy at the store who's car it was.
    Guy says mine.
    So I just asked a few minor questions on it and got a bunch of stuff.
    It has an iron 1g 4 bolt block that he put in so he wouldn't get crank walk with the aluminum block that came in the 97's.......
    It has an upgraded garrett turbo.
    Oh and with no tuning solutions it has about 350hp.

    Anyone want to bet if it has a t25?

    He asked what I had and told him a talon awd swapped with a hx40.
    He asked if I bought the awd gsx kit and also thought it had a chrysler motor.

    I see a car that potentially I could buy when he has trouble with it. :)
     

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