Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[LandoAWD]

I don't even understand what you're saying; not a bit.

I did grep "instagram", but that's a stupid app that I willfully avoid. Show me your filterz skillz, br0!

 

[Cdc1221]

You're not going to last long here, kiddo. Here's a free one, pick up a book and read it a little. See how they use the english language? It's pretty organized and makes friggin ass sense right? Holy crap they even use punctuation and correct grammar! The best part is, you can get past a few sentences without having the urge to write a letter to God asking to take us all out now before we're babbling idiots.

While i usually dont advocate poking fun at the unintellegent folks, this one had me laughing . Plus my eyes were spinning and my stomach doing somersaults trying to read his posts

 

[H4G64T]

He is from the future, 2026 to be exact, and that is how fast the human species devolves intellectually. That is what we have to look forward to in 13 years.

Idiocracy. Here we come.

 

[gst96spyderman]

This is funny... Poor kid... I don't think he understands you guys telling him he is using poor grammar. Its really a bunch of sentence fragments... whatever. Its funny. Hang in there terminator. Most of us went through this phase of ass riding. Well, some.

 

[Terminator2026]

I honostly do not have any trouble reading the sentences i right. I guess im just so smart and thinking so fast it dooes nott occur to my level of geniuos things such as nouns.

I'm totally from the future though, im posting all this from a cafe on the moon. the coffee is great, but theirs no atmosphere.

 

[Cdc1221]

He is from the future, 2026 to be exact, and that is how fast the human species devolves intellectually. That is what we have to look forward to in 13 years.

Idiocracy. Here we come.

Its all a govt plot. As long as they control the schools, in 15 years the mass population will be dumbed down to the point that they wont realize socialism is a bad thing.

Wait, fuq, we're already there...

 

[H4G64T]

I honostly do not have any trouble reading the sentences i right. I guess im just so smart and thinking so fast it dooes nott occur to my level of geniuos things such as nouns.

I'm totally from the future though, im posting all this from a cafe on the moon. the coffee is great, but theirs no atmosphere.

This is what happens when you do heroin, kids.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

LoL I've never heard of anyone using the term turn on a dime referring to motorcycles, mainly because any member here wether it be FWD or AWD will out turn a bike.... Dafuq izz uh cawntackt pewtch?

That is literally how I see your text....

This is what happens when you do heroin, kids.

Probably from that meth lab explosion all those years ago

 

[Terminator2026]

LoL I've never heard of anyone using the term turn on a dime referring to motorcycles, mainly because any member here wether it be FWD or AWD will out turn a bike.... Dafuq izz uh cawntackt pewtch?

That is literally how I see your text....



Probably from that meth lab explosion all those years ago

Im honostly laughing at how poeple are making fun of me far too much.As for the turning i own an awd and i have taken it around corners until it breaks loose. You can either blame skill or an old car and even possibly bad afternarket tires, but my bike,an ninja 500 has out turned it.

Gasp* I hope im on the right forum to say stupid things. I read this last one outloud if u cant read it, im honestly mentally challenged:/

 

[motomattx]

Im honostly laughing at how poeple are making fun of me far too much.As for the turning i own an awd and i have taken it around corners until it breaks loose. You can either blame skill or an old car and even possibly bad afternarket tires, but my bike,an ninja 500 has out turned it.

Gasp* I hope im on the right forum to say stupid things. I read this last one outloud if u cant read it, im honestly mentally challenged:/

does the bike turn on a dime and give .05 change?

 

[ZombieSix]

guy who owns an sti now was telling me at a carmeet he had a 1g tsi awd with a 20g (same turbo as mine) which made about 430 AWHP, i asked him how much boost he was running he told me "oh whatever wastegate was, like 16 i think"

stupid ass.

 

[motomattx]

guy who owns an sti now was telling me at a carmeet he had a 1g tsi awd with a 20g (same turbo as mine) which made about 430 AWHP, i asked him how much boost he was running he told me "oh whatever wastegate was, like 16 i think"

stupid ass.

what wastegate has 16 psi?

 

[H4G64T]

i honostly do not have any trouble reading the sentences i right. I guess im just so smart and thinking so fast it dooes nott occur to my level of geniuos things such as nouns.

I'm totally from the future though, im posting all this from a cafe on the moon. The coffee is great, but theirs no atmosphere.

what wastegate has 16 psi? Lol

. . .

 

[NHerron]

Word H4, word.

 

[phunny]

Just ban the troll, he's not even amusing.

 

[gst96spyderman]

If you are a man, then you have no damn business on anything less than a 750 GSX-r. The rest are girl bikes. I'm 5-9 and 140ish. I handle 1000 and busa's just fine. And the reason everyone is riding you on that comment, is that there is no way a bike can turn on a dime compared to a car. There are four wide wheels vs on thin ass front, and one thats about 2/3rds the size of a typical 235 tire. Its just simple physics. more tire contact = better turning ablilties. Especially at higher speeds

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Can't really agree with you on that, some riders could put you in your place at a track with a 600

 

[gst96spyderman]

Can't really agree with you on that, some riders could put you in your place at a track with a 600

On a track... Probably, but on the street... I outgrew my buddies CBR600 after the first week of learning to drive a bike, Just my opinion though. Not fact. The 750 I had was not a huge increase in power, but I could feel the difference in weightower. Then I rode a hyabusa, and . That thing was stupid fast. 120 in 1st... fun fun fun

 

[Fotowntalon]

Sometimes I will get really bored and try to write in sentence fragments, or type in "leet" speak (aka using numbers for words) and things of that nature. Basically in an attempt to butcher the English language while making fun of people who are so hopeless in basic grammar and spelling.

This Terminator... he even puts my trolling attempts to shame... I literally develop headaches trying to read what he posts.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

On a track... Probably, but on the street... I outgrew my buddies CBR600 after the first week of learning to drive a bike, Just my opinion though. Not fact. The 750 I had was not a huge increase in power, but I could feel the difference in weightower. Then I rode a hyabusa, and . That thing was stupid fast. 120 in 1st... fun fun fun

On the street do you really need to go 120 in first

 

[gst96spyderman]

On the street do you really need to go 120 in first

True...

 

[crash89]

If you are a man, then you have no damn business on anything less than a 750 GSX-r. The rest are girl bikes. I'm 5-9 and 140ish. I handle 1000 and busa's just fine. And the reason everyone is riding you on that comment, is that there is no way a bike can turn on a dime compared to a car. There are four wide wheels vs on thin ass front, and one thats about 2/3rds the size of a typical 235 tire. Its just simple physics. more tire contact = better turning ablilties. Especially at higher speeds

So Im not a man because Im short as crap and car reach the ground on anything besides my lowered and seat carved r6? I did however ride my buddys busa and I fit better on that than I do my r6. And yes, it is ####ing stupid fast... Not so much torque as you'd expect. Thats what I like about my bike, so much more torquey

 

[Archer Fabrications]

You do know that the gsxr600 and 750 use identical frames right? Lol. I owned an 08 gsxr600.

 

[LandSpeed-DSM]

Well since we are weighing in - I'm 6'4 and 310, last time I owned a bike was in 2006.. a GT2560R powered R6 that I sold before I killed myself on it. Not to mention how silly I looked on the little bike.

That thing was just dangerous. Even with my weight on it, straight line traction was tough to come by under acceleration. The noise through a yoshi exhaust was biblical at 15k under load.

Owned it about a month and a half after completing the build and sold it to someone who is probably a stain on the highway somewhere by now.

 

[Cdc1221]

So Im not a man because Im short as crap and car reach the ground on anything besides my lowered and seat carved r6? I did however ride my buddys busa and I fit better on that than I do my r6. And yes, it is ####ing stupid fast... Not so much torque as you'd expect. Thats what I like about my bike, so much more torquey

Technically, no, a busa has way more torque. Its gearing is just stretched out. Hell a 600 will walk all over a liter bike on mountain roads, but in a straight race, its over past 100