Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[91stocker]

You are just realizing things differently now. It has nothing do with e-thug status, it's all about watching a social de-evolution. People refuse to do research and the one's who do don't actually research the best options, they research for justifications on why to do things ass backwards.

At work, I explain it as "my give a shit broke."

Well said sir.

 

[NHerron]

#2951

You earned your famous quote

 

[Bud92gsx]

I did it again today..Why am I the smartest idiot on the site?

 

[Terminator2026]

Me (basically stock if not hp loosing mods, Dont judge me) standing next to my s14 friend fully built 350 Hp drifter

Kid walks up because we have our hoods up and his car looks amazing,mins plastidiped

Kidsomewhere complementing us) Yea i have a turbo diesel
Me: Thats cool, dude
Kid:Yea it dosnt have a waste gate on it, its really fast.
Me: (dumfounded) Yea those turbo diesels sure are different then cars (Polity as possible without shock on my face)
S14 dude: stares at him sighing

edit-Ok so yes i am retarded now, but i trusted the dude with the s14 . i actually looked at him like" is... is that possible"

So a honda owner i know, who has basicly destroyed his car with mods, over 3grand into a car he bought for 1. mainly becuase he BROKE everything he put on. anywho, me and my friend who own bikes wanted to show them off so we ride over and we start describing his new (1st) bike a 600 gxsr 2003. this made me want to punch him in the face.

Me: yea itl run like 10's or 11's easly
honda'tard: Its just like a drag civic
Me: Its nothing like a drag civic even remotely dude
Honda'Tard: yes it is some civics can run like 8's!
Me: Can they take a Turn on a Dime At 70 Mph?

And i ride off into the sunset knowing his car is a stock civic he tried to raise the compression ratio on to add HP, and failed might i add .....twice.

 

[Archer Fabrications]

Hardest thing ive ever tried to read....ever.^

 

[NHerron]

So it was funny because he thought no wastegate was out the ordinary on diesel engine right?

Didn't know bikes could turn on a dime going that fast. Thats cool, I completed my "learn something new each day" objective for today so I'm either going to go back to bed sleep all day and wait for tomorrow, ..or go buy a bike, and find me a dime... Wish me luck either way.

 

[Terminator2026]

Lastly my freind who bought a mustang gt has a list of mods and i shall describe why he has them, note he took them somewhere to get ALL of them installed. AND HIS PARENTS BOUUGHT HIM EVERYTHING(envy) and also all these are brand new parts bought from american muscle.com about 1500 dollars or more.

Straight pipes: adds __ hp
Cold Air Intake: adds 30 Hp with "tune" from a chipping device
Metal Bar across his front struts(judge me i forgot the name): For looks,NO ITS FOR TURNING DUDE MY CAR DIPS MORE EVENLY NOW.

Side not he tried to do that one hiself and broke a nut on his strut tower

Replace fuel filter on an 07 mustang gt: U have to replace them every year says american
muscle.com!
New coils for his stock fuel ingjection: adds 10Hp beucase better spark!
Bigger
New throttlebody: idk why at all

Me Suggesting to him what he should do.

Him: i want to get really big cam shafts(? For loopy idle sound)
Me: why dont u get bigger injectors and change your "tune" that will actually add horsepower and with that "tune" you engine should actually be able to handle it
Him:idk im building it for a supercharger.
Me:you could get real horspower if your bought differnt mods right now.You could have tubroed that thing by now
Him: naaa i want the supercharger it wouldnt be right to put a turbo on a muscle car.

i know its envy but keep in mind,he didnt buy any of the parts, didnt put any on. AND LASTY COULDNT TAKE HIS TIRES OFF. thats right he couldnt put his brand new 1500 + rims and tires on his car. i helped him and sighed.

and so concludes my experiences if you live in DE or close feel free to message me id love to actually introduce some really retarded poeple that need to get DESTROYED in a race. sadly i only have the (limited but growing) knowledge and not the funds.

meh judge me and yea bikes are fun, also how the hell does an engine take so much boost? i do infact stand corrected on the diesel part."the more you know!"(this also makes it awkward for the s14 owner )

But honstly Bikes can turn really fudging hard. Dont argue with me on that one

 

[Archer Fabrications]

^ he was making fun of you for saying it turns on a "dime" (10cents) you sound real knowledgable bro!

These engines take so much boost because they are awesome. And usually built right. Simple as that boost is how ever, subjective to turbo size though obviously.

 

[Terminator2026]

I asked nicely for not judging ,idc funny story i use to think 18 wheeliers ran at 30,000 rpm cuase i saw a guage one time that was by X100. Normally my grammer is actually WORSE to dont ask me how im making it through college

AND I KNOW LOTS OF STUFF ABOUT STUFF, IF U LOOK RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO FIX MY CAR BECUASE I STRETCHED THE edit-Timing BELT or shininagins
Second side note iv seen poeple say somthing along the lines of the car's cant do awd burnouts is this also me be retarded, beucase mine "used to" it was always more fun in the rain.

and when i looked at the s14 engine i thought he said he had a v8 swap and it clearly wasnt and i was like yea how long did it take for the v8 swap?

Hear i have a challenge how bad are your stupid mistakes and can u laugh at them?

 

[NHerron]

I didn't mean to make fun, just a small poke. My bad.

But really your posts have ADHD written all over them...

Ok I'm done now

 

[1990AWD]

Terminator, can you please learn how to use proper grammar so we can actually read what you have to say?

 

[Terminator2026]

and also if u were on the back of a truck with the kickstand down, (Fail edit)YOU could pick the bike up on the kickstand and "turn it" on a dime.

and dude i read edited the last 2, i couldnt find anything wrong. i are can grammer good

 

[motox-010]

and also if u were on the back of a truck with the kickstand down, on the bike could pick the bike up on the kickstand and "turn it" on a dime

and dude i read edited the last 2, i couldnt find anything wrong. i are can grammer good

Dafuq did I just read WTF

 

[NHerron]

Leave the troll alone people.

 

[Archer Fabrications]

Dafuq? Lol excellent!

 

[motomattx]

Terminator, can you please learn how to use proper grammar so we can actually read what you have to say?

we dont haves to this are dsm tuners!

 

[NHerron]

Mods, I have noticed something going on lately, obviously a bunch of trolls have been signing up. But it seems they are all one retard signing up under different accounts. Question is, whos the cryin bi*** ex-member with a vengeance?

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Mods, I have noticed something going on lately, obviously a bunch of trolls have been signing up. But it seems they are all one retard signing up under different accounts. Question is, whos the cryin bi*** ex-member with a vengeance?

I'm still baffled how a bike can turn on a dime at 70mph.... Sigh, what they don't teach you at MSRC & SRC...

I would try it on the interstate, but I don't want to look to badass.. Hahaha

GRAMMAR GRAMMAR GRAMMAR!!!! Jesus, I give up if you can't even spell it.


"I don't know how I am making it through college" that is the DTIEH

 

[talon2gbuyer]

Rofl. We are all can has grammar good.

 

[LandoAWD]

Mods, I have noticed something going on lately, obviously a bunch of trolls have been signing up. But it seems they are all one retard signing up under different accounts. Question is, whos the cryin bi*** ex-member with a vengeance?

Report the users. We can find out who's who. You may be wrong, and there just may be multiple morons, though.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

I'm going to go with the latter of the 2...

 

[ob1murry]

Me: why dont u get bigger injectors and change your "tune" that will actually add horsepower and with that "tune" you engine should actually be able to handle it

So, just to be 100% clear, you think he is an idiot for starting out with small mods and maintenance, instead of just instantly dropping a bunch of money on a supercharger?

Plus, you think he can make the most power by just adding more and more fuel without any sort of FI to offset the increase in fuel? Well shit, if only Ford had decided to hire you, they could have rolled the Mustang off the assembly line making 1,000,000 HP just by using huge injectors.

And just FYI, that "chipping device" is a tuner, not every car requires a new ECU or for the ECU to be chipped in order to make it tunable. They are actually very well known and widely used tuning devices.

I'm not entirely sure if you're a troll, or just a ####ing moron.

 

[Terminator2026]

So, just to be 100% clear, you think he is an idiot for starting out with small mods and maintenance, instead of just instantly dropping a bunch of money on a supercharger?

Plus, you think he can make the most power by just adding more and more fuel without any sort of FI to offset the increase in fuel? Well shit, if only Ford had decided to hire you, they could have rolled the Mustang off the assembly line making 1,000,000 HP just by using huge injectors.

And just FYI, that "chipping device" is a tuner, not every car requires a new ECU or for the ECU to be chipped in order to make it tunable. They are actually very well known and widely used tuning devices.

I'm not entirely sure if you're a troll, or just a ####ing moron.

i am probably just being a slight moron, and I NOT TROLL EVERRR.

What gets me is he never pays for anything (mucho bucks invloved) and at the same time broke a strut tower bolt becuase ____ i dont even know how? Also the fact that i had to help him jack his car up with his brand new floor jack he bought, just for putting his tires on. I guess there's a lot of backstory. Also read better, yes?

off topic, Still love my bike and dragging knee idk what is so funny about the turning on a dime phrase, its a figure of speach if i am not mistaken?

DONT HATE ME ALL I WANT IS YOUR LOOOOVE

Sincerly,
Paul

P.s
I use chipped as a phrase for those tuning devices ,because i don't feel like saying tuning device's
and for that matter how can u justify a 350 dollars for a cold air intake ,CAN ANYONE EVER ,and then say it adds 30HP. And now that i am it he was and still is going to buy 800$ camshafts just to have the idle with no other supporting mods done (valves and springs would be nice, right?). Can u start to see why i don't like his choices, or am i truly just a retard.Because either way i hope it brings in good discussion materiel

 

[NHerron]

You're not going to last long here, kiddo. Here's a free one, pick up a book and read it a little. See how they use the english language? It's pretty organized and makes friggin ass sense right? Holy crap they even use punctuation and correct grammar! The best part is, you can get past a few sentences without having the urge to write a letter to God asking to take us all out now before we're babbling idiots.

 

[Terminator2026]

Report the users. We can find out who's who. You may be wrong, and there just may be multiple morons, though.

You can add me Insta-ham (gram for old folks) and that should basically prove all the stuff i talk about ,because iv taken pictures of just about all of it. You Can also follow me and then ill have like 22 followers! woooOOOOooooo

If this is a Non Retard zone, i may have to go back into the shadows.I thought this was place to be dum and hava the funny's talk's? (Edit) alright im outy 500 then engrish was always my worst subject anyway. IM STILL A 4 SEMESTER SOPHMORE THOUGH hahaaaaaa!!