The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[Archer Fabrications]

You're a funny mofo

 

[2slow4now]

Just wait till I get to drinking. ha ha

 

[Black420RS]

95 honda civic hatch whole sale or part out

I am gonna leave this here...

It is only 1 part away from 1000 whp...

 

[GRAVEDIGGER]

95 honda civic hatch whole sale or part out

I am gonna leave this here...

It is only 1 part away from 1000 whp...

Wow! unbelievable! I love the boost gauge with no form of forced induction.

Best quote of the whole ad is.... "Car runs on 93 gas so little more expensive but better then race fuel"

Hear that? Better than race gas!

 

[Keith6110]

1 part away from 1000hp? What part is that??? The turbo? wow. I wonder what his response would be to my question.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

"You name it its been done to this car and i have recipes for everything"

Turbocharged?

 

[91-GS]

Gotta love that battery right next to the fuel cell, all packed neatly into a custom-built box.

 

[2g spyder eclipse]

Boost gauge... No turbo..

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

"You name it its been done to this car and i have recipes for everything"

Receipt or recipes?

 

[4g63t]

i think his head is what got hurt . btw that is the wrong way to put catch can lines in the vc for a b or h series, like he has any reason for it anyways. IT would fill up super-fast.

 

[GRAVEDIGGER]

"You name it its been done to this car and i have recipes for everything"

Receipt or recipes?

RECIPES... just noticed that one

 

[NosLaser]

1995 Eagle Talon TSI AWD 5 Speed

$2400 for a rusty beat to hell multicolored turd that doesn't start. These kids are crazy. DSM's are barely worth $2400 when they are in good shape and run perfectly. This is maybe an $800 car if you really wanted it.

 

[2slow4now]

He must have looked it up on KBB.......

under excellent. Kelley Blue Book

If that car is excellent then mine is factory brand new.

 

[Archer Fabrications]

5% of cars are in actual excellent

 

[2slow4now]

5% of cars are in actual excellent

Well yeah but that knock off bov makes up for the other 95% so the math adds up.

$1000 car - not running + ebay bov + exhaust - dents dings and rust = excellent condition.
All kidding aside awd's are hard to find here so I would have to look it over and negotiate on price. What color interior is in that car? Looks like a tan with gray seats? More missmatched stuff?

 

[NosLaser]

People just have a lot of audacity. I'd be embarrassed to list that car, let alone for $2400. They always think their car is worth all the money yet want to beat others up on the price of their cars.

My '98 Cobra is in excellent condition. That car looks like Oprah squatted and pinched out a loaf of multi-colored rust bucket.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Retardededed

Big 16 G Turbo Charger

 

[4g63t]

Retardededed

Big 16 G Turbo Charger

Seams legit

 

[2slow4now]

Yeah maybe legit but $2000 for a beat up used intercooler, mismatched couplers (red one, stock looking line on pipe with BOV), and I assume the turbo is used as well.

Heck you could get a brand new ETS system and a brand new MHI 16g for that price.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Exactly. The big deal is price and USED

 

[Gerg]

1992 mitsubishi eclipse gsx

$2800?! Colorado craigslist is filled with postings like this, I check it out whenever I need a laugh.

 

[GSLENK]

1999 Fully Built 4G63 Turbo Eclipse Trade

30k in mods... And FUGLY I think the SMIC is bigger than that FMIC

 

[2slow4now]

1999 Fully Built 4G63 Turbo Eclipse Trade

30k in mods... And FUGLY I think the SMIC is bigger than that FMIC

Yeah 30k in mods...."fully built" but no explanation or advertising of how great it is tells me one thing.
Lowering kit. Throw buzz words Eibach, KGB etc. get it KGB?
$1000 wheels.
Full blitz ground effects!
Custom paint.
Aero mirrors.
Tinted windows.
3" exhaust.
Stock rebuilt engine.
Maybe a 16g but I doubt it because he didn't advertise anything.
So fully built is actually stock mechanical with cosmetic "upgrades".
Oh I almost forgot it has an aftermarket stereo and amp and subs.

I will say although I don't like the ground effects and don't consider it close to what I would label as fully built but it does look to be clean with a nice paint job.

 

[eDeclpse92]

2001 mazda protege custom/project

Boom

 

[Archer Fabrications]

Hahahahaah i had a 2003 protege as my first car. Yep had a fatty fireball muffler