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billys90tsi

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Mar 28, 2006
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Ok i want to talk about this because its really bothering me. Last night me and some buddies were hanging out at the garage (where we disassemble and rebuild cars) and one of my buddies friends said to me why dont i have a turbo valve cover on my car when you can see the turbo plain as day. My responce was how much do you know about dsm's i have never seen this kid before, he said come look at this he opened his hood and i was impressed very clean lots of mods looked like a pro did it. So i asked if he had done it all himself he said no he paid someone to do it i was like oh boy. He pointed out his valve cover it was shaved with the word turbo on it and i told him that was after market. we got into the big arguement and we went to ALL of my buddies dsm's and i pointed out that NONE of the valve covers said turbo on them. He told me flat out that they are weak motors and will blow up because some inbread wanna be through a turbo on a non turbo motor. I got very upset and pimp slapped this kid and told him they are all stock turbo dsm's with mods if your going to be a jacka** and ignorant then leave and never come back. So he left still kinda teary eyed and i felt bad for the kid i pimp slapped him infront of his girl. But hey she was eye balling me the whole time and she was smokin hot too she was sitting in my car when all this went down. As they were leaving my buddy yelled out if you ever want a ride in a real car get back in the one you were sitting in. No joke she hesitated then slowly walked away.

I would have definatly gave her more then a ride in my car for sure. :rocks: :p
 
Im sure some here are going to say way to go :rolleyes:


but i wont, kind of childish, just ignore them next time
 
reeper said:
Im sure some here are going to say way to go :rolleyes:


but i wont, kind of childish, just ignore them next time


i admit i was childish in a way but then i also had a few beverages in me
 
So your saying if I stop buy and need to be careful?? just kidding so when do you guys hang out? Let me know and I can help or bring some beer or something.
 
im still confused. he had a valve cover that says turbo on it, and was saying you had a weak n/t cause the valve cover didnt say turbo?

instead of slapping him, i wouldve shoved his head into the engine bay until the "4g63" casting marks were imprinted on his forehead.
 
billys90tsi said:
Ok i want to talk about this because its really bothering me. Last night me and some buddies were hanging out at the garage (where we disassemble and rebuild cars) and one of my buddies friends said to me why dont i have a turbo valve cover on my car when you can see the turbo plain as day. My responce was how much do you know about dsm's i have never seen this kid before, he said come look at this he opened his hood and i was impressed very clean lots of mods looked like a pro did it. So i asked if he had done it all himself he said no he paid someone to do it i was like oh boy. He pointed out his valve cover it was shaved with the word turbo on it and i told him that was after market. we got into the big arguement and we went to ALL of my buddies dsm's and i pointed out that NONE of the valve covers said turbo on them. He told me flat out that they are weak motors and will blow up because some inbread wanna be through a turbo on a non turbo motor. I got very upset and pimp slapped this kid and told him they are all stock turbo dsm's with mods if your going to be a jacka** and ignorant then leave and never come back. So he left still kinda teary eyed and i felt bad for the kid i pimp slapped him infront of his girl. But hey she was eye balling me the whole time and she was smokin hot too she was sitting in my car when all this went down. As they were leaving my buddy yelled out if you ever want a ride in a real car get back in the one you were sitting in. No joke she hesitated then slowly walked away.

I would have definatly gave her more then a ride in my car for sure. :rocks: :p
way to pick on the n00bs.:rolleyes:
 
BOOstGhost said:
way to pick on the n00bs.:rolleyes:

ok im confused are u talking to me. if so yea i think this kid is still in diapers when it comes to dsm's but that pimp slap made me feel good. some people need a good pimp slap every now and then. but not me i carry the baby powder in travel size bottles.:p
 
Next time just show him the TSI emblem and kick him in the nuts. Then ask if he knows what AWD is;)
 
Hey, I had a guy swear to me the Talons came in Twin Turbo. The sad part is he worked in a tire shop, supposedly built DSM's and was at least 30 years old. They come in all shapes and sizes. Best to just ignore them.
 
xveganxcowboyx said:
Hey, I had a guy swear to me the Talons came in Twin Turbo. The sad part is he worked in a tire shop, supposedly built DSM's and was at least 30 years old. They come in all shapes and sizes. Best to just ignore them.

yeah well my dsm hold 14 people confortably and i have a great 4x4 package on it LOL what a tard did u break out the baby power and give him a good one
 
baby powder is a must in every slapping occasion. Less sting for u and more to them.
 
Here:

ldstang50 said:
remember it takes 23 muscles to create a frown, 54 more to cry. but it only take 4muscles to slap the crap out of anyone
 
billys90tsi said:
Ok i want to talk about this because its really bothering me. Last night me and some buddies were hanging out at the garage (where we disassemble and rebuild cars) and one of my buddies friends said to me why dont i have a turbo valve cover on my car when you can see the turbo plain as day. My responce was how much do you know about dsm's i have never seen this kid before, he said come look at this he opened his hood and i was impressed very clean lots of mods looked like a pro did it. So i asked if he had done it all himself he said no he paid someone to do it i was like oh boy. He pointed out his valve cover it was shaved with the word turbo on it and i told him that was after market. we got into the big arguement and we went to ALL of my buddies dsm's and i pointed out that NONE of the valve covers said turbo on them. He told me flat out that they are weak motors and will blow up because some inbread wanna be through a turbo on a non turbo motor. I got very upset and pimp slapped this kid and told him they are all stock turbo dsm's with mods if your going to be a jacka** and ignorant then leave and never come back. So he left still kinda teary eyed and i felt bad for the kid i pimp slapped him infront of his girl. But hey she was eye balling me the whole time and she was smokin hot too she was sitting in my car when all this went down. As they were leaving my buddy yelled out if you ever want a ride in a real car get back in the one you were sitting in. No joke she hesitated then slowly walked away.

I would have definatly gave her more then a ride in my car for sure. :rocks: :p




Wow wee, the same thing happened to me, except I stuck my .40cal in his mouth and threw his brains out all over the ceiling. Just got out of the clink. Sucka was talking trash about my el camino.
 
AW4G63 said:
Wow wee, the same thing happened to me, except I stuck my .40cal in his mouth and threw his brains out all over the ceiling. Just got out of the clink. Sucka was talking trash about my el camino.

no on talks smack about the el camino and livesOMG
 
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