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better love my use of "shaft play" haha. And should know the only reason i would ever get married is so i can have a son to get addicted to DSM's ROFL
 
My son could say Dual Over Head Cam turbo when he was 3....To this day(after 7 yrs) he still loves his DSM's...
 
Should know that motivated me to actually want kids someday. im hella jealous
 
Should have the wife clean and not tell her your intentions with the space that she is cleaning:thumb::thumb:ROFL
 
The no nookie part is only a temporary sacrifice HAHA, females cant wait forever either
 
Should know i dont have a GSX anymore..I cant change my name though
 
Hit a deer and then 2 cars.. really sucked. Complety wrecked. The only salvageable thing was the turbo which suprisingly just took a $hit.. it has massive shaftplay now and will only boost 8 psi.
 
Man cave is half way done now I need to hook up my ps2.
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A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a colleague of the husband enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Matt ?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.
 
AlaskanDsm said:
has the milestone 14,000th post

At least from the outside of the thread.... not in here.
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14000,Wow...TI wish they all counted..
EDM95 said:
A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a colleague of the husband enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Matt ?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.
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If only it could be that simple to tell wife you have a mistress, now I kinda want a mistress..
 
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