In Boston: 7 Drunken Street Thugs Vs 1 Guy with a Bat Hilarious *Vid Inside*

[qnz]

I drove into a similar situation. Some drunk dudes were on a street in front of a bar, punching/kicking at the drivers/cars stopped at the light. I let the few cars in front of me go, then launched it down the street. A guy was winding up to kick my car and reliazed how fast I was going and pulled back. I drove thru unscathed. Douchebags

 

[LiquidX]

Psh....how weak.. -.-.

"Here, let me just swing my bat wildly and apparently not hurt them."

Rule #1 you learn from growing up in/around the 'ghetto' : Don't stop swinging. Go until your arms give out. Otherwise.. you have no excuse to let up.

You lived in the "ghetto"? It's more like the stix with crazy moonshine-carrying-in-a-mason jar, 5 toothed, 13 fingered deer humpers

They see the hair and say "hey girly, come to daddy, let me take a look at that there corn hole"

 

[dsm-onster]

Putting it in reverse would have been the great equalizer.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

You lived in the "ghetto"? It's more like the stix with crazy moonshine-carrying-in-a-mason jar, 5 toothed, 13 fingered deer humpers

They see the hair and say "hey girly, come to daddy, let me take a look at that there corn hole"

xD

Hard to believe huh? My younger years were spent in Chicago. After my early teens it was off to LittleRock Arkansas. Not NEAR as bad.. but still bad.

;3 One of my adoptive families were (and no one had better find this direspectful) black. I stayed with them for a long time. ^^ Best group of people I've ever met. Still are. I spend every Christmas with them.

But yeah. He should have just slammed it in reverse and paid for the black eye he likely got when they chased him to the car.

Note : Moonshine? ... Have you ever had any REAL Moonshine? Half a glass should get you f'd up. It's like drinking gasoline.

 

[Andy-gst/gsx]

Thats funny.... Come to morgantown when the students are in town...happens quite a bit. And "real" shine does put you on your a$$. Now everyone cuts it down with flavors to make it drink-able.

 

[BoostedinSoFla]

Psh....how weak.. -.-.

"Here, let me just swing my bat wildly and apparently not hurt them."

Rule #1 you learn from growing up in/around the 'ghetto' : Don't stop swinging. Go until your arms give out. Otherwise.. you have no excuse to let up.

WTF Did you watch the video?? It's obvious the bat slipped outta his hand after hitting the last guy, he should've been holding it with both hands. And he hit at least 5 of the guys pretty good, I know you heard those loud bangs

 

[dsm-onster]

Yet they didn't walk away. . . . So they don't care. . . That's why reverse is a great equalizer. Crunch! You have to pull forward. Attacking a driver like that is a felony.

 

[T is for TURBO]

Concealed Weapon License and .45 ACP For the win. Jerkoffs like that always act tough when they have 6 of their buddy's backin them up I take BJJ and Muay Thai, I gaurantee i would FUBAR all of them 1 on 1. But 6? i would just shoot the agressor in the leg and drive off.

No shit. The tough guy always comes out when their buddies are around, or they are packing heat.

1 on 1. Double leg+mount+arm bar=problem solved.

Only cowards look for fights while carrying or are in a group.
Those shmuks should have been a victim of Darwinism a long time ago, either that or their parents should have smothered them at birth.

 

[ramsack]

You should have to have a license to drink. If you drive, you lose that and your driver's license. If you start crying and become an emotional mess you lose it. If you get all pissed and try to start shit with everyone or have a loud mouth you lose it. If you have a weak bladder sphincter, you lose it. If you piss on stuff cause you're too drunk to realize what is going on, you lose it. Chicks that start acting like morons and getting naked as soon as the booze hits their lips would lose it, unless they're hot.

I would have stepped on the gas as soon as that douche put his foot on my car. It wouldn't be my fault, I could probably get away with running over a few more of those idiots. The idiot who stepped on my hood caused me to panic and stomp on the gas and I couldn't see past the moron on my windshield!

 

[BigBeans]

Watch carefully, it's not a bat, it's aluminum nun-chucks...that's why the guys were getting up after they got hit.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

..LMFAO. xDD

Problem Solved.

Guy has balls for getting out of the car. Nothing else.

 

[bombbeet1]

where greatness is learned and couches are burned (dub v ) go mountainers

 

[habitatguy187]

Watch carefully, it's not a bat, it's aluminum nun-chucks...that's why the guys were getting up after they got hit.

Was wondering why he was swinging with one hand the whole time.

 

[BoostedinSoFla]

Lmao wow this guy's even a bigger badass..can't believe I never noticed it..Wow. Bravery goes a long way.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

>.< Sadly... the weapon of choice didn't really do too much obviously. I bet he switched to a Katana or a pair of Sais after that encounter.

 

[dsm-onster]

Knives are not weapons that must be registered. . .

 

[LiquidX]

xD

Note : Moonshine? ... Have you ever had any REAL Moonshine? Half a glass should get you f'd up. It's like drinking gasoline.

Yes, I've had real moonshine. Blueberry moonshine to be exact. I was sick for 2 days...

Good times

 

[dsm-onster]

My car had moonshine. It ran it's best with it too!!!. . . Good stuff.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Lmfao. Eth!

 

[kottyking]

You should have to have a license to drink. If you drive, you lose that and your driver's license. If you start crying and become an emotional mess you lose it. If you get all pissed and try to start shit with everyone or have a loud mouth you lose it. If you have a weak bladder sphincter, you lose it. If you piss on stuff cause you're too drunk to realize what is going on, you lose it. Chicks that start acting like morons and getting naked as soon as the booze hits their lips would lose it, unless they're hot.

I would have stepped on the gas as soon as that douche put his foot on my car. It wouldn't be my fault, I could probably get away with running over a few more of those idiots. The idiot who stepped on my hood caused me to panic and stomp on the gas and I couldn't see past the moron on my windshield!

Imagine the alcohol police, in bars revoking licenses one at a time.

 

[lowandfast1]

wow that 1st hit hurt me

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Lmfao. It'd take a brraaaaave man to try to revoke somene's drinking license... especially a southern man's.

 

[kottyking]

I kind of understand the whole moonshine thing. I went down to bama once and half the county's were dry. We'd out drink anybody up here in wisconsin, thats for sure. Try telling a packer fan, whilst enjoying a brat, that he can no longer drink and must step away from the old style/milwaukee's best. Good luck with that and god help you.

 

[dsm-onster]

So as a consequence. . . this is what happens. It is what it is. And I will not hate it for fear of losing my own ability to legally drink. [speaking real fast] Hence, backing up quickly in reverse. . .

 

[SpawnedX]

As a business owner, I have a permit to carry. Why do people like these idiots think the person they are picking on won't be a guy with the same situation?