I think I'm starting to obsess too much about DSM...

[jabinya]

Well I went to the doctor today and told him my symptoms. He checked my oil pressure and told me to take 4 550cc RC injectors and call him in the morning.

 

[mjstruck]

I'm going on vacation and honestly I'd rather stay home and work on my car. Its wierd...my car really is taking over me. Its already getting too much attention. I think its spoiled.

 

[leet]

You people need to realize that they are just hunks of metal.

 

[wortdog]

People are just ugly bags of mostly water

 

[leet]

People can think for themselves, cars cannot.

 

[wortdog]

That's true. It'll be a scary day when DSMs can think for themselves.

 

[MikeCordell]

I have only owned my Laser for about two months and I am already convinced it hates me. One problem constantly leads to another and I end up sitting in my lawn chair outside staring at it in anger. Oh and I am on my laptop and my car is broken in front of me like it has been for two weeks now.

Mike

 

[leet]

Staring at it is only going to make you angrier.

Go on the other side of the house and drink a beer.

 

[90tsi]

Just wait till you start having dreams about it.

 

[Sbeing1]

I have dreams evernight! I dream I get the car fixed and then I drive it and my engine explodes on me. Or ill have everything working and go take it for a dyno and it explodes on me...

 

[leet]

Last night I had a dream that the Government zapped me with a laser beam from outer space. It made my skin blister up badly. They then took me to a hospital and kept me there against my will while performing all of these tests on me. I had to kill people to get out.

Shrug.

EDIT: No, I'm not kidding around.

 

[YiNYaNg]

People can think for themselves, cars cannot.

but can you think as fast as your ecu?

 

[4BangR-x]

Whatever, I just got done raping my car as much as I could.

Why you ask: Because It will still run in the morning.

 

[leet]

So, I just broke up a party down the street because these two bitches who couldn't hold their liquor thought it would be a good idea to start a fight and scream at the top of their lungs, waking up the whole ####ing neighborhood. I laughed at their misfortune as evilly as I could. No one messes with the crazy drunk white guy.

 

[GloriousDSM]

after you crash it maybe too

 

[4BangR-x]

So, I just broke up a party down the street because these two bitches who couldn't hold their liquor thought it would be a good idea to start a fight and scream at the top of their lungs, waking up the whole ####ing neighborhood. I laughed at their misfortune as evilly as I could. No one messes with the crazy drunk white guy.

I was the crazy guy on the roof, throwing panties and hot dogs.

 

[tstkl]

Well I'm not starting to obsess, I have been obsessing. This car is taking over my life. Throughout the day I'm constantly thinking about things like; future upgrades, where is that part I ordered two days ago, should I skip sleep and work on the car?

your not alone....

seriously, what kinda response did you think you would get from this site? I mean seriously, you post a thread called, "thinking about buying a dsm" and people will respond with:

"don't do it man, it will ruin your life. Your girlfriend will hate you, you'll have no money, yada yada yada"

were all obsessed, its the car, not you

 

[leet]

I did crash it.

 

[EvolvingGST]

Staring at it is only going to make you angrier.

Go on the other side of the house and drink a beer.

Rookies... These guys know nothing like us old timers... Sometimes you just have fits of rage and just want to blow the damn thing up and then you go look at it and then put your head down in shame walk back in the house get some booze sulk and thinking about blowing it up again.

Its a vicious cycle.

Everyone thinks of mods when they are new... obsessed with every mod, ever step to take to prep to become shep! But it turns out there is only one shep. And then the car breaks and then you just start the cycle of destruction. 4 DSMs.... I don't know why I keep buying more >.<'

 

[Flash]

I still think of mods and I'm not new. After I got my latest set of wheels for my car I was thinking about the next set I'd get. It's guaranteed that if I buy something, then I'll change it soon after. I haven't even gotten my manifold from Shearer and I'm starting to think of a top-mount manifold setup. My mind is constantly running.
I strive to always out do my previous self. I set unrealistic goals, it's the games I play with my mind.

 

[slipstream808]

After reading this I've come to the conclusions I'd really like to meet leet the mod!!

 

[4BangR-x]

After reading this I've come to the conclusions I'd really like to meet leet the mod!!

Dont bring any money. And they say its wise to cut your hair, and remove all pointed object from yourself.

 

[leet]

Hw is correct. I will mug you and possibly cannibalize you if I am really hungry.

No hard feelings, I'm just trying to move on up to the East side.

 

[shiftdrift06]

I thought I was only one! I feel much better now. I am always buying stuff for my car then something else breaks. When I fix that, something else breaks. I keep on thinking eventually I'll fix everything but then again it might be an endless cycle......

 

[GSEclipse06]

this is almost like a dsm support group. "i thought i was the only one!"