Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[lacroixdp]

Haha! Yay for Mod comments! Now Defiant hopefully won't put me in timeout for laughing at n00bs.

Speaking of Defiant, I haven't seen him around on here the last few days O.O

 

[thatblondechik]

Speaking of Defiant, I haven't seen him around on here the last few days O.O

According to a reliable source...there's a "Mini-Defiant" lurking in our midst! Who could it be? I know!!!

 

[rush2252]

oh you got jokes....


Im going to quote you on something just wait....

 

[GofaST4life]

well i have a new one...

Found a red TSi at walmart, the kid happen to be walking out and getting into it, so i walk over and start a conversation...apparently, he runs 9s (FWD) in the quarter, i asked him to pop the hood, and i found stock IC piping and a stock vented BOV...i had to walk away...

 

[VETTE_50_TH]

well i have a new one...

Found a red TSi at walmart, the kid happen to be walking out and getting into it, so i walk over and start a conversation...apparently, he runs 9s (FWD) in the quarter, i asked him to pop the hood, and i found stock IC piping and a stock vented BOV...i had to walk away...

I pray to god he meant 1/8 mile. Nobody would believe that.

James

 

[ilco187]

i just had to share this with the thread because it definitely the dumbest thing i have seen.
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[thatblondechik]

Let's rev to 9k for 5 mins straight! Yea! That's COOL!!

Riceboys

 

[95fwdtsi18psi]

i just had to share this with the thread because it definitely the dumbest thing i have seen.
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Epic fail.

 

[EDM95]

I am going to go do that now.

 

[GofaST4life]

I pray to god he meant 1/8 mile. Nobody would believe that.

James

oh no, i asked and he meant quarter...i should steal his car and treat it right...

 

[PIMking]

Really if you want to do that then just pinn the throttle until it goes boom. Instead you look like an ass hat revving your engine up.

 

[rush2252]

Epic fail.

Idk whose dumber the kid in the 420a revving till it blew or his friend for the defensive comment stating he was trying to get the car to backfire or something?? I saw this on youtube when flaming on the canary yellow Built 2g guy

 

[95fwdtsi18psi]

Lol...The canary dsm guy makes me laugh at just the mention of him..."I can run 32 psi all day or higher..." Priceless...

 

[Red97Eclipseboy]

i just had to share this with the thread because it definitely the dumbest thing i have seen.
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Haha! That's a member from our local board!

 

[rush2252]

do me a favor. Go find him slap him when he falls to the ground pee on him. Then remove the idea of owning another DSM from his thick skull... seriously this guy reminds me of one of the honduh ricer guys in town. I want to strangle him with his fartcan everytime he does a ricer flybye.

Ive owned him at the local track numerous times and he always has some excuse. Boostin FTMFW!!!!!!

 

[thatblondechik]

Ive owned him at the local track numerous times and he always has some excuse. Boostin FTMFW!!!!!!

WAIT! You know "Canary-douch?!"

 

[2gawdtsi]

that video is just horrible.
i was sick of the ricers after 10 seconds.
and had to wait through another 3 minutes of redline
until the dumba$$'s finally blew it up.

My vote is still on the turbo fluid one though
that one made me laugh.

 

[123eclipz]

well a dsmer didnt say it but my sister asked what HP meant and i said guess and she said "Helpers Provided" i laughed and said it meant horse power. she is 18. she is also dumb if you haven't noticed yet

 

[rush2252]

WAIT! You know "Canary-douch?!"

no blondie re read that. I said theres a honda guy in town who likes to rev his shit usually when my DSM is on jacks he comes through my edition. He talks alot of shit about built this and that.. Its some busted as Teg. If I knew the canary guy Id pee on his alternator and then bi*** slap him for being an uber tard

 

[rush2252]

well a dsmer didnt say it but my sister asked what HP meant and i said guess and she said "Helpers Provided" i laughed and said it meant horse power. she is 18. she is also dumb if you haven't noticed yet

sounds like a hot cheer leader to me

 

[joey17]

oo i got a good one. i was at a local car show at a mptc carshow and there was a white gst so i came up and talked to the guy and i noticed the vented 2g bov with stock mass and asked why and he said more power then goes on to tell me he has a mitsu 25g and its a gsx and there is gst sticker on the back no he didnt go to awd theres no way. so i asked whats it pushn and she said 434hp and 500tq on a stock tranny on 18 psi so i asked how he tunes and he said (DSMLINK V4). i facepalmed right infront of him called him a ####ing retard and walked away then he went and enterd the exhause comp and bounced off the limiter for about half a minut well you guys can guess what happend after that.

 

[LandoAWD]

English. You WILL speak it...

 

[123eclipz]

oo i got a good one. i was at a local car show at a mptc carshow and there was a white gst so i came up and talked to the guy and i noticed the vented 2g bov with stock mass and asked why and he said more power then goes on to tell me he has a mitsu 25g and its a gsx and there is gst sticker on the back no he didnt go to awd theres no way. so i asked whats it pushn and she said 434hp and 500tq on a stock tranny on 18 psi so i asked how he tunes and he said (DSMLINK V4). i facepalmed right infront of him called him a ####ing retard and walked away then he went and enterd the exhause comp and bounced off the limiter for about half a minut well you guys can guess what happend after that.

ya i heard the conversation. that guy was dumb.

 

[123eclipz]

sounds like a hot cheer leader to me

shes not a cheerleader.

 

[shoobaah]

Me: "I get a lot of idle surge when I turn the wheel, I think I may be low on PS fluid."
Long time, self proclaimed DSM king: "You got crankwalk."

, i wonder who that is...