Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[rush2252]

WTF it says 15 pages and keeps taking me back to page 14 on lacroidx permalink???

self inflicted facepalm FTW baby!!!!!!!!


Random guy at autozone. "why do you drive a dsm "
Me "whats funny about a dsm"
Random " Well I mean why not buy a honda?"
Me "OMFG... your kidding a honda? WTF would I buy a honda?"
Random "well your always saying you cant find parts.. I drive a honda and get all my shit off ebay"

I wanted to punch him in the face.... then I walked outside and saw the riciest ####ing honda ive ever seen. Needless to say I havent been back to AZ

 

[rush2252]

see crank...
see crank walk...
walk crank walk....

 

[lacroixdp]

Hahaha! After a really bad day looking for 7bolt motors a while back (all of em had crankwalk at the junkyard), I framed that damn picture in the server room at work.

 

[rush2252]

that picture for me (7bolt owner) is kinda like a lay from a good fat girl... you know in the back of your mind it isnt that funny but you still chuckle anyways

 

[slickers111]

The dumbest think, would be that their wing adds extra horse power, and that they can beat ANY car anyday.

 

[rush2252]

The dumbest think, would be that their wing adds extra horse power, and that they can beat ANY car anyday.

^^^^ that + avatar self inflicted pownage facepalm

 

[ilco187]

The dumbest think, would be that their wing adds extra horse power, and that they can beat ANY car anyday.

you must be one of em, i see from your avatar that you have a huge wing how much power adder is that,

just playin around.

 

[4Gmoney63]

This guy was great who was aligning my car on the rack.

tech: "Nice car, these are usually pretty beat up. Most awd's I see like integra's and jetta's are pretty banged up from young guys."
me: "Well I got lucky with this one...."
tech: "How much boost you running?"
me: "12, its all I can run safely."
tech: "Thats too bad, i was going to ask you to race. My Jetta GLI has a HUGE front mount and a 75hp chip. You wouldnt stand a chance."

 

[ilco187]

i had a dsm owner ask me were the were the turbo was cause he didnt know he had one, i showed him, he thought it was the ac pump, i was like how embarrassing.


or the other one was my cousin i told him his catalytic converter was plugged up he asked me so i can get one off another Cadillac i was like geez

 

[thatblondechik]

BAH-hahahahahahahahahaha!!! "Crankwalk eliminator kit"

Have fun guys!!

FS or FT: 1995 Eclipse GS-T

 

[rush2252]

dude is that an effn civic wing mounted ontop the 3 piece? That car is nasty. And I love the FMIC and BIG 16g with the stock IC piping and BOV


Is that your GST your trying to sell? you know for sale ads belong in the classifieds blondie! hahahah owned

 

[thatblondechik]

dude is that an effn civic wing mounted ontop the 3 piece? That car is nasty. And I love the FMIC and BIG 16g with the stock IC piping and BOV


Is that your GST your trying to sell? you know for sale ads belong in the classifieds blondie! hahahah owned

HELLS to the no!!! My car's a bonafide BEAST! And so am I.

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[slickers111]

you must be one of em, i see from your avatar that you have a huge wing how much power adder is that,

just playin around.

Sh!t, I dont know. I guess the Honda guys would say 30 hp?
But I took my wing off.

 

[95fwdtsi18psi]

HELLS to the no!!! My car's a bonafide BEAST! And so am I.

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Lol, "spoolin!"

 

[Red97Eclipseboy]

HELLS to the no!!! My car's a bonafide BEAST! And so am I.

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Hahaha! Too funny! You shift cleaner and match better than 90% of other DSM guys putting up vids on YouTube. You have my respect.

 

[bling5tatus]

It looked to me like she was shifting like an animal, you guys are just jockin because she's a girl. Ohh drooool. I like to be nice to my shift fork.

 

[Red97Eclipseboy]

I'm giving credit where credit is due. Yeah, I'm be jockin' on a girl over the internet thousands of miles away from me! Hey, girl? Wanna date me?

 

[thatblondechik]

Hey, girl? Wanna date me?

Taken

 

[SpawnedX]

Show us a video of beasting that GST to 7500 RPMs.

 

[95fwdtsi18psi]

I'm giving credit where credit is due. Yeah, I'm be jockin' on a girl over the internet thousands of miles away from me! Hey, girl? Wanna date me?

Give it up, I tried!

You should train some more women to be DSM'ers such as yourself.

 

[thatblondechik]

Show us a video of beasting that GST to 7500 RPMs.

The beast doesn't run at the moment. I took her down for a build last July...and ran out of cash RIGHT as I finished the major stuff.

She now needs a starter, axle, and a non-cruise cable to run. Oh! And a tune. It's lame. I miss slamming gears. I'm waiting till after I move to throw the last bit of money at her though...the tranny's still stock and I'm pretty sure it's gonna blow the eff up once I start ripping on it.

You should train some more women to be DSM'ers such as yourself.

You see...that's the problem. Non-car chicks annoy me. I don't have any "girlfriends" really and the ONE I do have is a lesbian. Girls are too much drama...and I have enough of my own without dealing with someone elses bull.

 

[95gststock]

i saw the movie hangover and they had an eclipse 2g in it you guys gotta see it , too funny. anyways yeah my experience was when I was infront of a pepboys and I got approached by an eclipse 420a claiming his car was a gst even though I noticed black door handles, the muffler was a single exhaust, low spoiler and the gs sticker barely scratched off I saw him drive off and yes indeed was a rs or gs

 

[juanpac0]

this wasnt a dsmer but still funny i was at the gas station and i had the gas pumping in my talon and the hood poped to put some washer fluid in and some guy in a camaro got out of his car and said thats nice is it turbo and clearly you can see it but i just was nice and said yea it is it gets me around town and he goes well its got nothin on my v8 camaro upgraded auto trans so it shifts at high rpms and i just said oh thats cool and he goes yea whats ## 0 to 80 time and i just said umm im not sure never really tested it out and he goes well mine does it in 3 seconds haha my gas was done pumping and so was his so as we were leaving i got on it pretty good and let him hear the bov in second and he slowly came next to me on the highway and punched it and left no way in hell is his car 0 to 80 in 3 sec what a...

since when is the washer fluid under the hood?? It is in the trunk.

I 'd.

90redtalontsi

 

[rush2252]

The beast doesn't run at the moment. I took her down for a build last July...and ran out of cash RIGHT as I finished the major stuff.

She now needs a starter, axle, and a non-cruise cable to run. Oh! And a tune. It's lame. I miss slamming gears. I'm waiting till after I move to throw the last bit of money at her though...the tranny's still stock and I'm pretty sure it's gonna blow the eff up once I start ripping on it.



You see...that's the problem. Non-car chicks annoy me. I don't have any "girlfriends" really and the ONE I do have is a lesbian. Girls are too much drama...and I have enough of my own without dealing with someone elses bull.

Bonafied hard parkin mother

Get that bitchi runnin ninja!

 

[thatblondechik]

Haha! Come down and help me! I lack motivation! I think if I had a few Dizzum buddies for moral support I could get it done!

Hehe...I'm getting flamed by a flamer in a canary/fairy yellow GSX...what do you guys think? n00b who just bought it or n00b posting vids of someone elses car? One thing's for sure...HE sure as hell didn't build it. Tried to tell me that "when a car decels to zero RPM a vented BOV will cause it to shut off." WTF

Silly n00b, go back to the sandbox.

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