Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[whe3ls]

unrelated to dsm. when i was in high school one of my friend said that their grandma's Honda minivan was turbo'd because of how it sounded when you rev'd it. same friend said that his 3.5l Chrysler was dohc cam, because it has two rocker shafts. same kid again said his exhust ports where chafing, still dont know what he was talking about. he also bought a 90ish accord that had been rolled and the roof had been replaced and the welds were starting to break. he thought it was a good buy. 5 minutes later after he got it we saw 96ish legacy for 200 more.

 

[rush2252]

Haha! Come down and help me! I lack motivation! I think if I had a few Dizzum buddies for moral support I could get it done!

Hehe...I'm getting flamed by a flamer in a canary/fairy yellow GSX...what do you guys think? n00b who just bought it or n00b posting vids of someone elses car? One thing's for sure...HE sure as hell didn't build it. Tried to tell me that "when a car decels to zero RPM a vented BOV will cause it to shut off." WTF

Silly n00b, go back to the sandbox.

YouTube - uH8nCHRONIC's Channel

I could barely stand to watch his youtube between the lifter tick and what appears to be a vacuum leak my ears hurtededed..


You could quote anything that guy says in the vids and put it on this thread! haha... his "fully built" GSX is running 16psi daily? who puts a snail that large on a car and tunes it to 16psi.... too much

 

[cs82685]

unrelated to dsm. when i was in high school one of my friend said that their grandma's Honda minivan was turbo'd because of how it sounded when you rev'd it.

This one might have been true, there are turbo dodge vans out there, sleeper as all hell if modded haha.

 

[thatblondechik]

Quoted from my YouTube account for sheer stupidity.

uH8nCHRONIC:
"I think i told you a while ago to go with standalone to make real power, seems that you cant "Control your Trims" like you said cause the car shuts off bc your BOV is not circulated "

Me:
"I think this video is a year old. The car is not even close to the same anymore. And the shutting off was NOT caused by a vented BOV...venting the BOV only makes a difference when shifting...effing n00bs."

uH8nCHRONIC:
"What are you talking about if the MAF sensor is not reading the BOV when it vents your car will shut off when it decelerates to 0 rpm, im not a noob dike and my dsm will smoke that crap"

Me:
Hahahaha. Internet fighting. What a noob game. Say all you want, bench-racing noob.

uH8nCHRONIC:
" You know its funny that you say internet fighting when you started the whole thing cause i told you to go standalone and got all offended calling me a noob, this aint videogames dike, and i called u a dike not to be mean but to be real cause you look like a dike, sorry but you do look like a dike. Im far from a noob dike dike dike dike dike, Make sure you post a video when that 7 bolt crankwalks it will prob happen today "

Me:
"I could remove these and block you...but you sound like a total idiot and me and the guys on Tuners are getting a kick out of it. If you're not a newb...why so defensive? And btw...it's dyke, newb. Not dike. "

uH8nCHRONIC:
"im sorry for misspelling your kind i can see how that can be offensive to you....DYKE.... Tell everyone on Tuners to get a job.......i work at Central Florida Turbo, i have plenty of knowledge and dont have to go online for false info... ive had enough.... Hope you crankwalk soon.... i wont waste my time on you anymore."

 

[kittay]

BAH-hahahahahahahahahaha!!! "Crankwalk eliminator kit"

Have fun guys!!

FS or FT: 1995 Eclipse GS-T

Actually MachV sells it. It's a dowl pin set to help prevent the main caps from moving around..

 

[thatblondechik]

Actually MachV sells it. It's a dowl pin set to help prevent the main caps from moving around..

WTF

I wouldn't waste my money.

 

[ilco187]

Quoted from my YouTube account for sheer stupidity.

uH8nCHRONIC:
"I think i told you a while ago to go with standalone to make real power, seems that you cant "Control your Trims" like you said cause the car shuts off bc your BOV is not circulated "

Me:
"I think this video is a year old. The car is not even close to the same anymore. And the shutting off was NOT caused by a vented BOV...venting the BOV only makes a difference when shifting...effing n00bs."

uH8nCHRONIC:
"What are you talking about if the MAF sensor is not reading the BOV when it vents your car will shut off when it decelerates to 0 rpm, im not a noob dike and my dsm will smoke that crap"

Me:
Hahahaha. Internet fighting. What a noob game. Say all you want, bench-racing noob.

uH8nCHRONIC:
" You know its funny that you say internet fighting when you started the whole thing cause i told you to go standalone and got all offended calling me a noob, this aint videogames dike, and i called u a dike not to be mean but to be real cause you look like a dike, sorry but you do look like a dike. Im far from a noob dike dike dike dike dike, Make sure you post a video when that 7 bolt crankwalks it will prob happen today "

Me:
"I could remove these and block you...but you sound like a total idiot and me and the guys on Tuners are getting a kick out of it. If you're not a newb...why so defensive? And btw...it's dyke, newb. Not dike. "

uH8nCHRONIC:
"im sorry for misspelling your kind i can see how that can be offensive to you....DYKE.... Tell everyone on Tuners to get a job.......i work at Central Florida Turbo, i have plenty of knowledge and dont have to go online for false info... ive had enough.... Hope you crankwalk soon.... i wont waste my time on you anymore."

i would have to say his statements are the dumbest and childish ones to my ears sounds like a typical rice boy trying to act fast and probably bought the car like it is, and hes mad that a women has more DSM knowledge then him.

central florida turbo? sounds like a made up place.

 

[95fwdtsi18psi]

Quoted from my YouTube account for sheer stupidity.

uH8nCHRONIC:
"I think i told you a while ago to go with standalone to make real power, seems that you cant "Control your Trims" like you said cause the car shuts off bc your BOV is not circulated "

Me:
"I think this video is a year old. The car is not even close to the same anymore. And the shutting off was NOT caused by a vented BOV...venting the BOV only makes a difference when shifting...effing n00bs."

uH8nCHRONIC:
"What are you talking about if the MAF sensor is not reading the BOV when it vents your car will shut off when it decelerates to 0 rpm, im not a noob dike and my dsm will smoke that crap"

Me:
Hahahaha. Internet fighting. What a noob game. Say all you want, bench-racing noob.

uH8nCHRONIC:
" You know its funny that you say internet fighting when you started the whole thing cause i told you to go standalone and got all offended calling me a noob, this aint videogames dike, and i called u a dike not to be mean but to be real cause you look like a dike, sorry but you do look like a dike. Im far from a noob dike dike dike dike dike, Make sure you post a video when that 7 bolt crankwalks it will prob happen today "

Me:
"I could remove these and block you...but you sound like a total idiot and me and the guys on Tuners are getting a kick out of it. If you're not a newb...why so defensive? And btw...it's dyke, newb. Not dike. "

uH8nCHRONIC:
"im sorry for misspelling your kind i can see how that can be offensive to you....DYKE.... Tell everyone on Tuners to get a job.......i work at Central Florida Turbo, i have plenty of knowledge and dont have to go online for false info... ive had enough.... Hope you crankwalk soon.... i wont waste my time on you anymore."

I love youtube fan boys....

"I work at Central Florida Turbo" Uh-huh....

It's kind of hard to believe people like that when they can't use proper punctuation and lie...A lot...

 

[rush2252]

"fully built baby crower rods... crower valve train... weisco pistons.. COMPRESSION high as ####... the way it should be .... one of a kind baby.." uH8nCHRONIC


Haahah I soo want this guy to get on this site.. he works for a performance shop in florida? As what the janitor.. seriously take 20seconds to look at his vid and you can tell HE doesnt know shit about the car.... Facepalm

 

[ilco187]

"fully built baby crower rods... crower valve train... weisco pistons.. COMPRESSION high as ####... the way it should be .... one of a kind baby.." uH8nCHRONIC


Haahah I soo want this guy to get on this site.. he works for a performance shop in florida? As what the janitor.. seriously take 20seconds to look at his vid and you can tell HE doesnt know shit about the car.... Facepalm

i think all he knows is the BOV and it makes a noise that sounds cool so he thinks it must be raw power.

 

[95fwdtsi18psi]

I watched most of his vids..."this beast is running 16 psi street driven, I've had it as high as 32 and I can go higher easy" Uh-huh...........Go on her video where he posted all his shit and back her up, make him feel like the dick lick he is.

 

[rush2252]

Re: Re: HAHAHA BLOW ME
Scan my slips and waste my time on you??seriously you can eat a dick and choke on balls for i care on your opinion. Why you bitching about putting hard time???? building a motor aint shit why you crying about it????

I deleted the message where he said it was tuned on 22psi.....


Re: Re: Re: Re: HAHAHA BLOW ME
"I didnt build the motor douch i bought the all my parts and took it to a machine shop and got it done. When the #### did i say that bolt on name brands matter wtf are you talking about?? This shit is funny im not even trying to make a comeback on this there is no arguement. Yes i have dyno sheets at work why the #### would i lie about stupid shit. Your just hating on everything, i bet all you do all night is go online and hate on everyones shit dont you?? go get some ####y and stay of the internet ####" - the douche

 

[95fwdtsi18psi]

Lol wow! This dude is awesome, we should nominate him for douche bag of the month.

 

[Mitsu RacerX]

Ok I've found CFT.
Here is thier cars photo but none of his..
central florida turbo - tunedbycft.com | centralfloridaturbo.com
Also here is the shop employees(scroll to bottom)
central florida turbo - tunedbycft.com | centralfloridaturbo.com

 

[PIMking]

Ok I've found CFT.
Here is thier cars photo but none of his..
central florida turbo - tunedbycft.com | centralfloridaturbo.com
Also here is the shop employees(scroll to bottom)
central florida turbo - tunedbycft.com | centralfloridaturbo.com

I didn't see anyone that owned a DSM... But I did see someone that has a festiva!

That Festiva must be a real power house.

 

[Mitsu RacerX]

I watched the video of him and stopped it when you can see his face in the window and nobody even comes close to looking like him..

 

[rush2252]

somebody is paying 14k for that turd....supposedly hahah


" thats funny, the car has a stock body but yet it is still riced out..... makes so much sence.... Yet i out the car for sale and calls dont stop comming. The car will be sold for 14k on Weds hope that makes you mad/ hahahaha broke ass"

-the douche

 

[thatblondechik]

Hahahahahahahaha!!! Awesomeness! This guy's such a superdouche!!

 

[rush2252]

hRooked ON Foniks werkeded fur me

 

[thatblondechik]

hRooked ON Foniks werkeded fur me

Haha, did you give everyone my YouTube addy?

 

[rush2252]

Haha, did you give everyone my YouTube addy?

Nope. I assume they followed the links like I did. Kinda hard to miss a Canary Yellow DSM whose trying to flame. Especially when he is the last to comment your page.

 

[thatblondechik]

**n00b Update!**
He deleted a couple of his comments of my page...awww. At least I got em on here before he realized what a dipshit he was.

 

[LandoAWD]

Mine might have scared him off.

 

[thatblondechik]

Haha! Yay for Mod comments! Now Defiant hopefully won't put me in timeout for laughing at n00bs.

 

[shoobaah]

ex-girlfriend pointing at my apexi-neo "i didnt know you got a new mp3 player, you should give me your old one"

mind you she is not really a car person, but I still got a good laugh out of it