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Cash for clunkers.. sadest day of my car life.

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It's par for the course. Who hasn't got a break at this point with some "free" cash?

Its hardly free. Me and everyone else are paying for it. Maybe this quote can sum it up better than I can.

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money.
 
"white male construction workers" which the (bailout) plan was specifically targeted to avoid because they didn't need any relief.

College students with a family income over a certain level get shafted here too even if they are independent. Aid needs to be re-allocated to lower income students but we don't want to spend more so raising tuition and lowering the "need" level works.

Guess what two groups mentioned I'm a part of.
 
Free was in quotes for a reason, folks. ;)

Dr, if you get a paycheck and you aren't over 100k, you get about 13 bucks more per check of "free" money.
 
Its hardly free. Me and everyone else are paying for it. Maybe this quote can sum it up better than I can.

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money.

YEA thaks Eric for helping pay for Emily's new car, tell your mom dad Lyndsay, and Tommy too.. see when you say it like that when you know people, the gov't is robbing us blind. This is the repercussions for voting for a socialist.. umm I mean communist.

Later Dr Turbo
 
Free was in quotes for a reason, folks. ;)

Dr, if you get a paycheck and you aren't over 100k, you get about 13 bucks more per check of "free" money.

I caught the quotes. Just wanted everyone to know that it's not free. Even the duller tools in the shed.:aha:
 
Free was in quotes for a reason, folks. ;)

Dr, if you get a paycheck and you aren't over 100k, you get about 13 bucks more per check of "free" money.

Wrong, the money was mine to begin with I didn't get anything free, I worked for that money (and that holds true for all that work). Get your story straight the gov't TOOK it from ME. I can live with myself for doing this because I just told myself that I got the money from all the people that voted for the "messiah".

Late Dr Turbo
 
I caught the quotes. Just wanted everyone to know that it's not free. Even the duller tools in the shed.:aha:
Even after both of our explanations, it won't help some.

Again Dr..."free"
 
My beater for years was a 1988 Dodge Caravan with a 3.0 (6G72) V6. That thing never let me down and eventually had to be taken off the road because of rusted out rocker panels. That van had the nicest interior of any production vehicle I've ever seen....plush maroon velour with classy wood trim on the dash.

Years ago one of my buddies picked up a GTech Performance Meter and we did a 1/4 mile pull in the old van one night just for fun. With four guys in the van ranging from 180-220lb, she ran a 19.13.

My dream "sleeper build" is to one day find one of those vans again from somewhere down south with zero rust and swap an entire 3000GT VR4 drivetrain underneath it. I'd end up with an AWD twin-turbo V6 minivan.

I think we're going to take advantage of the Cash For Clunkers program as well....we have a '94 F150 4x4 with 190k on it that we paid $4500 for ten years ago. The truck has done us well, and even though it runs perfect it's time to retire is now!
 
YEA thaks Eric for helping pay for Emily's new car, tell your mom dad Lyndsay, and Tommy too.. see when you say it like that when you know people, the gov't is robbing us blind. This is the repercussions for voting for a socialist.. umm I mean communist.

Later Dr Turbo

Yeah they are robbing us blind. But taking advantage of something you have preached against for years hardly justifies the cause. And I hope that was sarcasm I sensed in the first sentence.
 
Yeah they are robbing us blind. But taking advantage of something you have preached against for years hardly justifies the cause. And I hope that was sarcasm I sensed in the first sentence.

Yes it was sarcasm but there is truth to is as well. I'm not being hypocritical I'm just reclaiming what the gov't is going to be taken from me in taxes from cap and trade, bailouts, tarp bills, etc etc. For me not to take advantage would have been stupid. Hey if the gov't is going to give out free money the smartest thing we can all do is get it right back since they stole it from us in the first place.

Later Dr Turbo

Edit: Eric you got a turbo van story you want to add??
 
Yes it was sarcasm but there is truth to is as well. I'm not being hypocritical I'm just reclaiming what the gov't is going to be taken from me in taxes from cap and trade, bailouts, tarp bills, etc etc. For me not to take advantage would have been stupid. Hey if the gov't is going to give out free money the smartest thing we can all do is get it right back since they stole it from us in the first place.

Later Dr Turbo

The point is everyone is taking money that the Gov't doesnt have. It's not like you are getting your money back that you have payed in the past. Yeah you are getting money back, but everyone will suffer from now until who knows when we have to pay this back. The money we have paid in taxes is GONE. We will be taxed more for these kind of programs.
 
One thing comes to mind. But I know it will be deemed inappropriate by some people. So I will let you tell it(hint: drive to Cinci).

Yea you are right the gov is broke.... :hmm: so instead they can just print more..:aha:

AHh yes I don't mind telling the story at all, I don't think my reputation can turn any more black. We were planning on a track day on Sat but we got an email on Friday saying the track was closed due to rain so we went all night instead. We closed the first establishment down at 5am, then we went next door to a bar that reopens at 5, we were doing shots at 7 am and then finally left about 8, we went to the gas station and picked up a 12 pack, ROAD trip was the only thing left to do, so we headed to cincy, until you passed out in the passenger seat and I pulled into the awful waffle and we had a nice drunken brunch. Headed back to my crib and slept it off. AHh the turbo van.

Later Dr Turbo

Your brother and I did something similar, we closed a bar down and decided the best thing to do was make a road trip to Chitown at 3 am (6 hour drive), we pulled out some money at the ATM, raced a 1g nt on the way and finally crashed somewhere in IL.. we woke up the next day like where are we? We went to chicago the next day drove around and went home. All in the turbo van and wtih out a drivers license.

I'm sure this post wont last long.
 
Yea you are right the gov is broke.... :hmm: so instead they can just print more..:aha:

AHh yes I don't mind telling the story at all, I don't think my reputation can turn any more black. We were planning on a track day on Sat but we got an email on Friday saying the track was closed due to rain so we went all night instead. We closed the first establishment down at 5am, then we went next door to a bar that reopens at 5, we were doing shots at 7 am and then finally left about 8, we went to the gas station and picked up a 12 pack, ROAD trip was the only thing left to do, so we headed to cincy, until you passed out in the passenger seat and I pulled into the awful waffle and we had a nice drunken brunch. Headed back to my crib and slept it off. AHh the turbo van.

Later Dr Turbo

Your brother and I did something similar, we closed a bar down and decided the best thing to do was make a road trip to Chitown at 3 am (6 hour drive), we pulled out some money at the ATM, raced a 1g nt on the way and finally crashed somewhere in IL.. we woke up the next day like where are we? We went to chicago the next day drove around and went home. All in the turbo van and wtih out a drivers license.

I'm sure this post wont last long.


For those curious about the 1st story. We drank for 24hrs straight. Not kidding either.
 
wow good deal we have a little over 20 clunkers in our back row we are just waiting for the go ahead to start blowing them. its a shame but out of those 20 or so there really is only about 2 in decent enough shape to think about keeping.
 
I've done this, it was rather awesome. The downfall was after about 1-2 mins it blew a rod, which cut some plug wires. The whole time the plastic fuel line was melting...gas...and arching plug wire......=FIREBALL :thumb:. Oh ya! Good times!

I don't think it's going to take that long. Majestic Solutuions supplied us with some kind of chemical, Sodium Silacate?, that turns to glass when it gets hot. Hopefully it will be interesting.
 
I would think that some people would be stealing the cars off of the lots and taking them to chop shops.. We all know they have to run, and they are basically complete cars and nobody is going to complain. Capitalist always see the silver lining in every situation. ;)

Later Dr Turbo
 
And for the record who got Thomas into DSMs.. dude we can go round and round the only person you can pick is Jay Racing, he started the game 2 months before me... ugg that still burns me up. ;)

Yeah but Jay is an old man:p He was into cars before I was bornROFL
 
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