The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[Chaosweaver]

I could be wrong, but I'm thinking he even spelled his own name incorrectly. (stiven?)

I hope not, he might be Russian? That's the only explanation I can come up with.

 

[xsboost]

So, when exactly did they make an escort z28?
1998ford escort z28 obo

 

[Sundance 6g72]

*** 1990 plymouth laser rs turbo***

kid goes to my school

has no aftermarket fuel stuff
nothing for tuning
stock boost gauge
no wideband
stock MAS
stock ecm

and get this... IT RUNS 11ssssssss ### of that stage 2... YES STAGE 2 CLUTCH

 

[3kgt2nv]

I cant wait to get my stage 2 clutch and run 11's on my stock car.

 

[1990AWD]

*** 1990 plymouth laser rs turbo***

kid goes to my school

has no aftermarket fuel stuff
nothing for tuning
stock boost gauge
no wideband
stock MAS
stock ecm

and get this... IT RUNS 11ssssssss ### of that stage 2... YES STAGE 2 CLUTCH

Sounds like a guy I know, has a N/A 4.6 Mustang that he says runs 10s

 

[Chaosweaver]

Sounds like a guy I know, has a N/A 4.6 Mustang that he says runs 10s

Completely stock or does it have work done to it? There's been some 4.6 10 second all motor mustangs.



Edit: Just in case anyone wonders, that was said with sarcasm in mind .

 

[gtbread77]

http://denver.craigslist.org/ctd/2233098108.html


I don't think dealership's should claim this kind of stuff without knowing what the hell there talking about. I mean that can't be more than a 20g turbo on there.

 

[Chaosweaver]

1996 Eagle Talon,TSi 2dr Hatchback,Turbo 5speed Manual AWD,OVER 800 HP


I don't think dealership's should claim this kind of stuff without knowing what the hell there talking about. I mean that can't be more than a 20g turbo on there.

They just want someone to buy it, no one in their right mind will, they might hook in a kid that wants to go fast and will quickly learn that he paid a lot of money for nothing.

 

[SpawnedX]

E-mail him and ask for a dyno slip.

 

[Chaosweaver]

E-mail him and ask for a dyno slip.

+1, or just show up to the dealership and have a good laugh at the people there.

 

[SpawnedX]

I e-mailed him.

 

[gtbread77]

Ha, i emailed him too he's gonna think this thing is sold

 

[highlandgst]

800 hp + with stock Maf

 

[GRAVEDIGGER]

Another classic from the Akron/Canton Craigslist.
last chance decked out talon

I love the following quote from the ad. " in 5th the sync is weak u can hold it in 5th but it will pop if you dont hold it i dont use 5th considering u can easily get to 80 85 in 4th and be nly at 3 rpms"

 

[1bad95tsi]

Akron-canton craigslist again -- WOW
turbo eclipse for trade

 

[Chaosweaver]

Akron-canton craigslist again -- WOW
turbo eclipse for trade

A non DSM FWD 2G Eclipse...

 

[1bad95tsi]

WOW WTF i think i finally found a honda that can actually beat some dsms

HONDA PROSTREET

 

[rlacasse1]

This car is a fvckin trainwreck.

****CUSTOMIZED CHEVY CAVALIER*****

 

[Dhan]

LULZ


eagle talon 97 $2000 obo....

 

[Bishikid]

All time famous phrase on craigslist for crappy cars... "car runs great BUT not running right now, all it needs is..." and then they just list have the list and leave the other half hout! "car runs great", "not running right now" all in the same sentence! haha FAIL!!!

count how many times you guys see that happen in different posts

Apparently DSMtuners is named after this guy.

eclipse gst 1998 dsm 4g63 only 1 owner

WTF what is that guy goin to college for??? he should get his money back because he can't even compose a nice decent sentence much less a post

 

[DeadlyAKrunna47]

LULZ


eagle talon 97 $2000 obo....

Wow. That guys S must of broke on his keyboard. Z

 

[daplatano91]

Apparently DSMtuners is named after this guy.

eclipse gst 1998 dsm 4g63 only 1 owner

Wow imagine the car only had 15k on it He needs to go back the 2nd grade a be taught how to write.

LULZ


eagle talon 97 $2000 obo....

I guess texting is not a form of contacting this guy

 

[frostyzx]

Apparently this guy did what no one should... an AWD swap to a FWD. What?!?!

1999 mitsubishi eclipse gsx 5sp 72000mils

 

[GIRman67]

He's calling it a "Vipette"
viper kit on c4 corvette frame

 

[MY1GDSM]

Apparently this guy did what no one should... an AWD swap to a FWD. What?!?!

You mean a FWD swap to an AWD?