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Someone keeps breaking into my car

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Jimmy Jr.

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Nov 4, 2003
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
But they keep doing very weird things when they break in. The first time they broke in was on Monday night and all they stole was 5 bucks in cash, they left the pda, Oakleys, afc, radio, everything. I know they broke in cause there was white residue spots everywhere and all the stuff from inside my center console and glove compartment were on the front seat. Then two days later when I went out to my car in the morning the passenger window was halfway down and when I looked inside nothing was missing but get this, the 5 bux was put back! But here's where it gets really weird, I noticed my remote entry only unlocked and not locked the car so I looked under my dash today and noticed they had ripped the connection for the remote entry out of my remote start relay box and cut one of the wires. WTF is going on? Are they trying to steal the car? Are they waitng till later? I'm baffled.
 
The weirdest part was when the cop asked me if someone had broken into my ride cause I hadn't even filed a report and I only told like 3 people! I asked him how he knew and he said, "cause I did it". I just looked at him and he started laughing. Then he told me how he had one of the suspects in his car and the rest of the story that i've already told.
 
Ask the cops if they will handcuff the kids to poles and allow you to shoot them with paintball guns...i know i would enjoy that after those punks got into my car. Thats sounds really wierd tho...those kids must be regulars with breaking into cars, if they knew what wires to cut to shut off ur remote alarm. Am i right? let us know. Andrew
 
NO NO NO NO, handcuff them to a light pole, get a big crowd around you, and repeatedly give them tittie twisters. MUHAHAHHAHA that would be hilarious :D
 
Damn 2nd Gear said:
paint balls?!?!?!? man you might as well throw big ass rocks at him from up there..... :laugh:

I can hit a street sign from 2 blocks away ever shot with my paintball gun. And rocks damage things, like the car that the kids were breaking into. LOL
 
If I get to shoot paintballs at them I'll have them moving at more than the standard 300fps and they will be frozen.
 
so youd shoot paint balls at your car???? my post was sarcastic because someone said put 20$ in the center console and wait above witha paint ball gun. henece i said "might as well throw big rocks". either way you are damaging your car.





glad they cought them. :thumb:
 
Damn 2nd Gear said:
so youd shoot paint balls at your car???? my post was sarcastic because someone said put 20$ in the center console and wait above witha paint ball gun. henece i said "might as well throw big rocks". either way you are damaging your car....


Not necessarily... unless you hit some weaker plastic parts, or the interior.

Hell, I shot my truck up with paintballs one day, and they didn't do any harm... all I had to do was hose the truck off.

The paint in paintballs doesn't dry for a LOOOONG time, and even then, you can get it off of your car easily.

Vinyl tops are even easy to clean... just clean them like you'd clean it if it were just dirt.


Frozen paintballs, on the other hand, will give you nice hail-looking dents.


- Camel.
 
Maybe pull a Mr. Payne and put them in a mud pit and spray water on them as u make them sing ur favorite song. Or maybe u could even make them come over to help you with your car. Have any plans on rebuilding your engine???? Kids have a great use of running to get u a tool. :thumb:
 
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