Let's play, "Have you ever?" Question Game!

[PogiTSI]

Um, no

Ever have to end sex with, "don't worry bout it, i'll finish myself.?"

Nope, ever masterbate so long ur hand gets tired, then you switch?????

 

[Auladan]

This is getting gross.

How's about a change of pace.

Ever done the ricer fly-by?

 

[LeJeune123]

I still do!! Hey! it's fun and then you get to race!

Ever tried to show off in your DSM and just grinded gears?

 

[phastalon]

yup.

ever try to show off and kill your car?

 

[BD1]

No, but smoked the clutch a few times.

Ever kill someone?

 

[TalonRacer18]

nope, but a couple times i've wanted to.
have you ever liked some 1 so much but they didnt like u.

 

[86MCSS]

Yeah but then I lost weight and got buff and f*cked her 2 years later.

Ever jacked off at work? :laugh:

 

[osiris]

naw...

ever thought about jacking off while at work?

 

[GreenStreak]

a couple of times, but

Have you ever pretended your butthole was a ####y and played with it? ( heard this from a friend I'm not really that sick minded)

 

[RiceKiller_TSi]

Never have, never will.

Have you ever tried to show off in your car to a pack of girls and you hit a curb?

 

[Shifty]

Yes

Ever try to pull on another car and your UICP magically pops off?

 

[DSMRevolution]

No, but I have had vacuum caps come off my throttle body. That was interesting

Have you ever ran from a cop?

 

[phastalon]

yes, but I don't think he was chasing me

have you ever got motor oil in your eye?

 

[TurBoGs-T]

Not motor oil but i was eating some super super hot wings, the sauce just below the one you have to sign a waiver for, like 15 min after i was done i rubbed my eye forgetting i just ate the hottest wings ever.


Have you ever taken a picture of your member or yourself naked and sent it over the internet???

 

[97GS-TSpyder]

yes

havbe you every had sex on your hood?

 

[Flash]

Nope

Have you ever lost to a riced out car?

 

[HTownGST]

Nope

Have you ever lost to a riced out car?

Nope.

Have you ever lined up to race someone and when you launched, had your engine blow? (Wanted to cry)

 

[chicagoboostin]

Nope.

Have you ever lined up to race someone and when you launched, had your engine blow? (Wanted to cry)

yes, i pulled up to a civic and brake torqued my car, when the rpms hit a bout 3k in first gear smoked pourd from my exhaust and my car woulndt exclerate anymore... now i ahve a big16g.

Ever Kick it with twins?

 

[Eliminat0r]

NO

Have you ever had sex on a slide at a playground? (Fun times)

 

[BLUEBLOTCH]

No, it was too hot (the slide)

Ever beat the crap out of someone so bad you got arrested?

 

[DSMRevolution]

No, but I did get suspended from school for that.

Have you ever sleep walked in the middle of the night and woke up somewhere other then your origional bed?

 

[DSMSpyder99]

yes i have woke up on the couch when i remember falling a sleep on my bed ( a set if stairs seperate my bed and living room couch)

Have your got kicked in the nutz and started to tear up/cry?

 

[a_scobel]

No, thank the f*ck christ!

Ever done 4 or more things from this list? http://www.ifyouseekay.com/jokes/DS-XXX.htm

 

[iisbernhard]

nope....

ever heard a honda boy say all excitedly "did u hear vteck kick in???" and u didnt feel nor hear anything

 

[BD1]

Yes, but the muffler went off like a bumblebee when it 'kicked in'

Ever get your ass handed to you by an exotic?