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motozachl

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Jul 15, 2008
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so i was comin home on after a long day @ work today and my car starts rumbling loudly..i start to slow and down AND BOOOSH! i hear a huge explosion and somethin shoots straight into the air in front of me...stupid car :toobad:

i was able to cruise my car off an exit ramp and into a parking lot. i look at the hood there's a HUGE HOLE? immediately pop the hood and there's an enormous hole in the valve cover. obviously i blew a couple hyper induction valves OMG
ugh heres a pic

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Why is the car in the photo silver but the car in your sig is black? I smell bs.
 
Hm. It looks like 50 cent had something to with this. Or a really crappy photoshop. Not to mention A. The hole makes it look like the exit wound shot out and forward. B. If this was the case and an intake valve, it would have shot backwards into your windshield. C. You would have had to break your cam, spring, retainters and the head on the valve off.
I too, was hoping for a big fish.. :(
 
so i was comin home on after a long day @ work today and my car starts rumbling loudly..i start to slow and down AND BOOOSH! i hear a huge explosion and somethin shoots straight into the air in front of me...stupid car :toobad:

i was able to cruise my car off an exit ramp and into a parking lot. i look at the hood there's a HUGE HOLE? immediately pop the hood and there's an enormous hole in the valve cover. obviously i blew a couple hyper induction valves OMG
ugh heres a pic

Dude, you're so full of it. Next time you PS a pic how about you actually use a pic of your car. :p
 
Yeah ya gotta watch out for those hyper induction valves.
This carp only blew one hyper induction valve and look what happened to him.

Oh, and I call Balance Shaft too.;)
 

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a. u are guys are too smart, can't get anything past u ;)
b. sorry this wasn't about carp u fish lovers, but looks like tunatalon made up for it. thnx
c. i would not mutilate my own car with crappy PS skillz
d. attention post #4, the car is obviously white!!!
e. i don't care about post counts ###tron
 
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

he hasnt replyed eather haahahah stupid ass.
yup.........all bs.:beatentodeath::beatentodeath:
 
a. u are guys are too smart, can't get anything past u ;)
b. sorry this wasn't about carp u fish lovers, but looks like tunatalon made up for it. thnx
c. i would not mutilate my own car with crappy PS skillz
d. attention post #4, the car is obviously white!!!
e. i don't care about post counts ###tron

ooo there he is LOL
i still say bs:beatentodeath:
 
a. u are guys are too smart, can't get anything past u ;)
b. sorry this wasn't about carp u fish lovers, but looks like tunatalon made up for it. thnx
c. i would not mutilate my own car with crappy PS skillz
d. attention post #4, the car is obviously white!!!
e. i don't care about post counts ###tron

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Not a good start, but an even worse photoshop.
 
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Not a good start, but an even worse photoshop.


Ouch...
 
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Not a good start, but an even worse photoshop.


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