funny things women say about cars

[Groomz]

Originally posted by RiceKiller_TSi
Ok, now THAT's just clueless. What does she think "D" stands for? Dingleberries?

Then the R must stand for "RRRrrrriiiidddeee!!!".

I always get the "whats that sucking sound from the hood?"

 

[wishihadatalon]

ha my girls is cool. so understands it all b/c she listens to me. i have had the bov comments before too. i just can't wait for it to be fast to get people all scared.

 

[stock1g4g63]

Yeah, my girl knows a decent amount, the basics of a turbo, intercooler and piping, and fuel systems from reading her subscription to Super Street for the last year (Import Magazine Knowledge is I call it...) which is more than I can say for a lot of Cosmo reading girls. But she also gets me into trouble sometimes. She tried to set up a race between me and a lightly modded STI... When I said no, she took him on herself in her lightly modded RSX (intake/headers/exhaust) to see what all the fuss is about the STI's. Let's just put it this way... she finally learned why AWD is better than FWD.

 

[GetEvryGear]

Originally posted by stock1g4g63
Let's just put it this way... she finally learned why AWD is better than FWD.

Uh oh... I sense another AWD Vs. FWD war about to start:laugh:

 

[EclipseTrbo420A]

No! i dont want to hear it fwd is way.....hahaha j/k but yeah my ex asked me in all seroiusness...Matt.....what if they have a t5/t6 ? and i say....ohh man i dont know baby...... hahahaha

 

[JiveMasterT]

PLEASE DO NOT TURN THIS INTO AWD VS FWD!!!!!!

 

[al5dsm]

"Why does your car sneeze every time you shift?"

 

[16vdohcturboawd]

Originally posted by Rice Over Wheat
Women are dumb. And they wonder why it's a man's world?

ROW

Because we can stand up and pee

 

[9d2TSi]

Until I took my wife for her first Talon experience. She would ask "What are you going to do with that car, it only has a 4 cylinder in it?" After the ride she doesn't say much, and really doesn't ride in it much. Ahhh, the sweet sound of silence, well and a bov.

 

[Plague]

My Ex-girl/girlfriend/fling, whatever the hell she is, doesnt really care to understand the details of the car. But the sexiest thing I have seen is her being able to handle my car, holy crap that is hot!!! I have attempted to learn her in the basics but when I start, her eyes glaze over and I see her staring at some shiney inanimate object.

Oh yeah, she says my car is purple and I have to remind her that it is Black Cherry. She knows that gets under my skin.

Nothing like watching your girl stomp on a 500SL.

 

[diambo4life]

"Nice grill."

 

[gsxotic]

Let's see...

1. When going thru the tolls in Chicago, she thought that the Manual and automatic refered the the transmission in your car.

2. BOV.... she says that's it wasting air. Even though it's recir...

She can tell you however, how much boost I can run on pump gas!

 

[siceclipse]

Originally posted by diambo4life
"Nice grill."

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
thats priceless