Crazy sh!t thats happened to you, or youve done

[Hideki]

yeah but im not just gonna take shit off a running driving car it was a POS that was junkyard bound anyway.

Someone stole my minden silver pearl painted foglight covers a few weeks ago. I'm still pissed.

 

[yepes281]

I had a police standoff go down in the living room of the house I was renting a room in. I was home.

Speaking of 12ga reports, there's quite a difference when one is fired in the confines of a home. I think I had some permanent damage to my hearing from that.

Haha care to explain? thats nuts.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

I had a police standoff go down in the living room of the house I was renting a room in. I was home.

Speaking of 12ga reports, there's quite a difference when one is fired in the confines of a home. I think I had some permanent damage to my hearing from that.

Yeah, do please go into detail on that one. I'm actually interested. o.o

It's nothing for a cop here to walk up and comment on the gun sitting in the rack on the back window of a truck. As long as they aren't loaded and the shells are in the Glove-Box, you're golden. I'm tellin' ya, some of the things here are messed up as is most things everywhere....but it's pretty lax when it comes to your personal rights.

 

[GsXdSmKingGsX]

Ok heres mine.. Today I was making a peanut and honey sandwich and instead of cutting it in half, I hate it as a whole!

 

[pj91gsx]

Someone stole my minden silver pearl painted foglight covers a few weeks ago. I'm still pissed.

i thought the first time i heard that was going to be the last time. your not the only one, that those have been stolen off of a 2g. theres another guy on FB that i added that had his stolen, his was white.

 

[pj91gsx]

Ok heres mine.. Today I was making a peanut and honey sandwich and instead of cutting it in half, I hate it as a whole!

thats Insane, i did the samething!

 

[born2tune]

i thought the first time i heard that was going to be the last time. your not the only one, that those have been stolen off of a 2g. theres another guy on FB that i added that had his stolen, his was white.

its funny because its only 1 guy that broke his, then he steals it from another, then that guy steals it from another then it spread across the country just because one guy and one car .

 

[Benshooter]

Alright, here it goes...

When I was 18 my parents said it was time for me to grow up and move out. The only place I could find in time that was in my budget was a sketchy 2 story house in a less than desirabe area. I didn't really care about the area since it was what I was accustomed to. The house was being rented room by room by the landlords. There were two other guys in the house, both drug addicts. I was almost never there so I didn't really care. A couple months later another guy, Cecil, moved in upstairs...

I had never really talked to the guy aside from hi/bye type shit. He was short, white/black mix, middle aged, with a heavy accent. One morning at dawn on a Saturday he comes banging on my door. Naturally I had been out partying all night and was still half drunk and totally out of it. So he tells me in broken English that there's a woman in my truck with her leg cut off. I'm thinking, WTF? My truck had been broken into a week prior, so I stumbled out there with him on my crutches (I had also just suffered a horrendous knee injury and it was painful to move at all) to take a look. My truck was completely undisturbed, and there was no woman or limbs. He was swearing up and down she was there. I brushed him off, and went back to bed not thinking anything of it (mistake).

So I wake up a couple hours later to start my day. I can hear Cecil in the livingroom/kitchen area thats down the hall from my bedroom/bathroom(bed and bath were right next to each other, isolated at the end of the hallway). It sounds like he has company or like hes talking to someone on the phone. His speech is getting very dramatic, but I'm still not thinking much of it. So I take a shower, and when I get out and as I'm hobbling back to my room I can hear him getting angry at whoever he is talking to. I start listening and I he's yelling now. I hobble to the end of the hallway and take a quick peek. He's yelling, gesturing, and waving a rather large knife at thin air. There is no phone anywhere. Now I finally think to myself, "Oh shit." I hobble back into my room and lock my door. I'm about to call the cops but I glance out the window and I see one of the other renters walking up the sidewalk with two cops. Great. The cops try to talk to him but at this point he's pissed off out of his mind and just yelling pure jibberish. They go back outside with the other renter.

Next thing I know, there's litterally 25-30 cop cars blocking off the street outside my house. Then the SWAT van rolls up. Great. When some of the other officers show up I flag him down through my window. He comes over and talks to me, I tell him the guy is psychotic, and the cop asks me to bail out the window. I show him the bars installed that cover the windows are bolted down and there's no release, not to mention I can barely get around on crutches with my knee being destroyed. So he tells me to sit tight and that the negotiator is on his way so it should be over soon. So now I'm in my crappy room, laying on my stomach behind my mini fridge (since we all know drywall does not stop bullets). I'm texting my best friend at the time since I cant think of anything else to do and I'm giving him the play by play of the morning.

So the negotiator shows up. His "name" is "Hans". He comes to the door and tries to talk to Cecil, but it doesn't really go anywhere. Cecil has two large knives at this point and hes banging them together while yelling jibberish. The negotiation team backs off and leaves to regroup. They come back a few minutes later to "talk" again. Hans is stressing that no one wants to hurt him, and he just wants to talk. "Cecil, just put down the knives I only want to talk to you buddy." says Hans. I hear one of the knives drop on the kitchen tile. "Great Cecil, thank you for that, just put the other knife down, please. No one wants to hurt you."

This is the point where shit hits the fan. All of sudden, everyone is yelling, including the negotiator, Cecil, and Lord knows who else. I can hear struggling then, BANG. I hear the very particular sound of a 12ga. My ears are ringing but I hear, "HIT HIM AGAIN!" followed by two more 12ga reports in quick succession and also what sounded like a smaller caliber handgun going off, followed by momentary silence. Then someone starts yelling for EMT's. All of this is going on less than 20 feet from me.

So yeah... holy shit, right?

I'm still laying there, patting myself all over just in case. Someone knocks on my door, and I say, "Hello?" No response. I get up slowly and open the door. A cop is about 5 feet away looking in the opposite direction with his weapon drawn. He spins on his heels and points his piece straight at my face. Great. I slowly raise my hands and he lowers his weapon. I give a statement of everything I saw and heard and have to explain an airsoft arsenal in my room. It turns out they shot him with 3 bean bag rounds and then tazed him a couple times when he tried to come at Hans. He lived with a broken rib or two. Aparrently he was a paranoid schizophrenic that went off his meds. After I finished up with the law dogs and went to leave on my crutches, I was slightly amused by the fact I had to hop over a pool of blood, and then a couple of the empty 12ga shells on the ground that had the nice little markers next to them. When I was doing that one of the CSI type people who was assessing things yelled at me and said I was disturbing their scene or something. My exact words were "Piss off!" as I hobbled out. The cop that I had talked to for a while after taking my statement chuckled as he escorted me out. That was the only semi-enjoyable part of the whole thing.

The really shitty part... Cecil goes to a mental place for 30 days, AND THE FREAKING LAND LORDS LET HIM MOVE BACK IN. I left the next day and moved into a new place with a friend. Lots of good stories behind that place too.

 

[Hideki]

its funny because its only 1 guy that broke his, then he steals it from another, then that guy steals it from another then it spread across the country just because one guy and one car .

I didn't steal anyone elses so hopefully I broke the vicious cycle.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Alright, here it goes...

When I was 18 my parents said it was time for me to grow up and move out. The only place I could find in time that was in my budget was a sketchy 2 story house in a less than desirabe area. I didn't really care about the area since it was what I was accustomed to. The house was being rented room by room by the landlords. There were two other guys in the house, both drug addicts. I was almost never there so I didn't really care. A couple months later another guy, Cecil, moved in upstairs...

I had never really talked to the guy aside from hi/bye type shit. He was short, white/black mix, middle aged, with a heavy accent. One morning at dawn on a Saturday he comes banging on my door. Naturally I had been out partying all night and was still half drunk and totally out of it. So he tells me in broken English that there's a woman in my truck with her leg cut off. I'm thinking, WTF? My truck had been broken into a week prior, so I stumbled out there with him on my crutches (I had also jury suffered a horrendous knee injury and it was painful to move at all) to take a look. My truck was completely undisturbed, and there was no woman or limbs. He was swearing up and down she was there. I brushes him off, and went back to bed not thinking anything of it (mistake). I need to jump on a computer to finish this.

Oh God, go on! xD

 

[Benshooter]

I've actually had a lot of interesting or "crazy" stuff happen in my life. A lot of people like that that about me. I can honestly say I've led an interesting life and I've been blessed enough to live through it all. I'm rarely short on conversation.

 

[cookmeup272]

Once when I was 4 i fell of a dock into water and my uncle saved me. The end.

 

[yukiz]

i honk a cop couple days ago.........

 

[dsmrollerz90]

Okay, you guys are not going to belive me but this is one of my craziest stories with a Thornton City Police officer.

One night I'm at my girlfriends house watchin tv and her mom comes in the room and asks "Alan will you take my son to get a haircut?" So I'm like "yeah, I need one too."

Well we get our hair did (always wanted to say that) and on our way back it was about 7:30, and there was a 1 mile long strait away completely empty. this kid has never been in a fast car before and he asks, "so is this peice os crap fast?"

I chuckle, start 2 stepping, light turns green, I dump the clutch he reaches for the window frame, I go WOT 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, half way through 5th, atleast 130-140mph I fly right past a cop on the side with a radar.

he smokes the tires chasing me I decide, no piont on running, I find an empty lot, pull over, he comes over to my window and asks "is there any reason you were going so fast?"

My dumb ass response (I was only 17) "My mom called me, I have to be home fast or I'll get grounded."

"How fast were you exactly going?"

"..... UMMM... I dont know... How fast?"

"I dont know, I'm asking you because my radar doesnt read triple digits."

So here I'm thinking of snap, I'm screwed, there goes my liscense. I give him all my info, and turns out my insurance card had expired a week prior, my mother never bothered to give me my new proof of insurence. When he asked to search my car, I had nothing to hide, so I let him. (my car is completely gutted) He stuck his head in my door, moved my seat, closed my door and says to his partner, "That was the easyest search I've ever done in my life." I laughed.

In the end, He said it was his last stop and didnt want to deal with arrests, gives me a ticket for driving without insurance, says if I have it, show it to the judge and it will be dropped, and he let me go.

I was soooo lucky, I never told my Mom so to this day, about a year later, she still never heard of this incident. The ticket was dropped and I never heard of him again,

I ended up getting two more tickets that week, those werent dropped. I have 3 points left on my liscence.

 

[Hideki]

When I was a young lad of just 14 I had a Trans Am and no license. I got caught driving that car one night (I didn't do anything illegal, can't really remember now why I got pulled over) The cop, who was an older man with a bright red mustache let me go. "How old are you" he had asked me. I replied with my REAL age. "I'm sorry sir I've been restoring this car with my grandpa and just wanted to take it to my parents house a few miles away" He told me he didn't want to catch me driving without a license again, and let me drive home. Probably to coolest Norman Rockwell moment of my life.

The post above me made me just have to share.

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A picture of that Trans Am if anyone cared.

 

[thatblondechik]

We end up stuck in this muddy ditch facing the opposite direction we were driving, and out of nowhere we hear a guy yell, "hold on i gotta four wheel drive!"

This single line had me laughing my ass off for like 5 mins!

 

[yepes281]

All of a sudden I'm completely sideways. Like, almost crossways of the road, and looking at the turn up ahead thinking "oh shit there's no way I'm gonna make that." I counter-steered and LIGHTLY applied the brakes, went about half as sideways as I was the first time, in the other direction, back the other way about half as much as that time, then straightened it out just in time for the curve.

You have me beat sir, i think ide be trippin out if that happend to me on the highway

This single line had me laughing my ass off for like 5 mins!

You have to picture it with a hick/white trash accent