Catch phrases, mottos, sayings, and other funny or well put lines.

[cuttheduck]

Hell, My Parents know what skeet means, its only like 5 years old

skeet=brain

brain=head

head=knobslob

Got it????????

 

[GSGoinFast]

Hell, My Parents know what skeet means, its only like 5 years old

skeet=brain

brain=head

head=knobslob

Got it????????

why do they keep making up words???

 

[GSGoinFast]

how does skeet mean brain? skeet is when those disks are launched and the guys shoot them with guns

 

[ihsviks]

"Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one."

 

[DSMRevolution]

Cars AND girls look better without bras!

Honda's are like tampons, every ####y has one!

 

[DevilSperm]

just used this on another thread If it looks too good to be true, it probably is!

 

[rowlex]

A few of my favorites:

"Yipee kiieee yeeaayyy mother ####er!"

"Eclipse tuners are performance obsessed sleeper fanatics who dream only about downpipes, exhaust gases, and wastegates. Their cars aren't pretty, but have ability to spank you silly on the highway. In other words, Eclipse tuners write checks their cars can cash. Mention the word "chrome" and they are likely to give you a boot to the head" --Super Street Magazine

 

[sexehtopper]

for one skeet does not mean head... ... here a website that may put all of your lack of knowlege when it comes to slang to rest.. k thx

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Redmachine]

"Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one."

And they all stink!!!!

 

[GSGoinFast]

for one skeet does not mean head... ... here a website that may put all of your lack of knowlege when it comes to slang to rest.. k thx

www.urbandictionary.com

haha ive been there funny $hit

 

[Redmachine]

also skeet means to bust a nut. and we were using that "phrase" phrase when I was 5----21years ago, these words are not new. :thumbdown

 

[GSGoinFast]

also skeet means to bust a nut. and we were using that "phrase" phrase when I was 5----21years ago, these words are not new. :thumbdown

if its really "meant" that for 21 years, dont you think webster would have caught on to it? these words arent really real there just made up, i could make up a random word with a random definition, but that doesnt make it real, its still made up.

 

[dthquazi1]

skeets so much they call him billy ocean...<---thats not it just proving it means bust a nut.

Dsm: Mechanics wanted (like the VW drivers wanted)

 

[GSGoinFast]

skeets so much they call him billy ocean...<---thats not it just proving it means bust a nut.

Dsm: Mechanics wanted (like the VW drivers wanted)

how does that prove it? who said that ""?

 

[dthquazi1]

its in the ying yang twins or someones song. How could it mean "head" put it into context.


EDIT: Its from Salt Shaker

 

[cuttheduck]

for one skeet does not mean head... ... here a website that may put all of your lack of knowlege when it comes to slang to rest.. k thx

www.urbandictionary.com

shoot on the girl's face = head for many,, unless you like doing the work w/ your hand or something :thumbdown

If you have to use a online dictionary for slang then maybe that
should be telling you something.

 

[AdrenilineCrash]

There are no absolutes.

Wait a tick...

-mike

 

[tsilover]

"I'll do this if it kills me or die trying"
~Homer Simpson

 

[Ghost1984]

"Excuse me, but your balls are showing....bumblebeetuna."

 

[Amar1995]

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." Ozzy Ozbourne
"I'm gonna rock out with my #### out." Stiffler-Americain Pie
"I'm gonna hang out with my wang out." Same /\ /\ /\
"Of all the dead bodies floating in the sea, I'd like to mount you over my fireplace." Grumpier Old Men
"there's not enough traction in this room, I should have wore my golf shoes." Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas
"A man is only as fathful as his options." Chris Rock
"I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you walk away." John Travolta

Just a few

 

[leet]

Why do you guys care wtf he means. Let him butcher the english language on his own.

 

[dthquazi1]

cuz he makes us dumber while doing it.

 

[sexehtopper]

rofl

 

[AfterHrsPlayer]

A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl's complexion seem what it ain't

Crime doesn't pay, but the hours are good

 

[DeviantClipse]

ill see if you all get this one


'if shes old enough to be 7 shes old enuff to be 8"


have to think about it the number 8 has nothign to do with age