Catch phrases, mottos, sayings, and other funny or well put lines.

[Eclipsed]

ill see if you all get this one


'if shes old enough to be 7 shes old enuff to be 8"


have to think about it the number 8 has nothign to do with age

:shivers:

 

[Flash]

There’s something about cars and solid rocket fuel engines that draws them to this tale like happy moths to an unforgiving flame. Maybe it’s the Wile E. Coyote-ness of it all, the “so real you can almost touch it” mental image of a smoldering wreck sticking out of a cliff face. Perhaps it’s the vicarious enjoyment of a Tim Allen-ish “More Power!” fantasy carried to its fatal yet hilarious conclusion. Or maybe it’s a simple matter of cars and the men who love them, the eternal love affair.

 

[adgators99]

I have no clue what ^ is!

one I always liked - "I'll see you later unless you see me first"

say to someone who is annoying or something like that

The other one I say alot is the assholes one that was already mentioned

 

[talonGSX]

"mass genicide is the most exhausting activity anyone can engage in...next to soccer" DOGMA funny movie.

 

[Redmachine]

My all time favorite are : if they run- they are VC if .they stand there they are well disciplined VC.
How can you shoot women and children---- Easy you just don't lead em as much

 

[9d2TSi]

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you"

 

[xBOOSTx]

"Big Gulps huh? ... Cool... Well, see you later..."

"I am so smart, s.m.r.t... i mean s.m.a.r.t."

"I always tell the truth, even when i lie"

 

[dthquazi1]

as long as theres grass on the field..and if theres not go around the corner and play in the mud!

Micheal Jackson's Fav motto.

 

[GSGoinFast]

"a woman is like a refrigerator, about 6 feet tall, weight 300 lbs, they make... ice... a women is like a beer. they look nice, smell nice, you'd step over your own mother just to get one. but you cant stop with just one woman, you wanna drink another one and another."

"Hippies wanna save the earth, but all they do is smell bad and smoke pot"

 

[Six97GST]

This was suprisingly from my rendering teacher:
"A really fine chick is like the moon. You can look all you want, but you'll never get on it."

 

[PogiTSI]

"old enough to pee is good enough for me!!!!!!!"- Michal Jackson

 

[DeviantClipse]

hows a cubscout become a boyscout....


eat his first brownie .


phil

 

[ldstang50]

"never argue with an idiot, first they bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience."

'its hotter than two rats fawking in a wool sock!'

"WHO THE FAWK FARTED!?!?"

I can't think of anymore.

 

[Bigglesworth87]

little girl- "Hey look, its a scooner"

Large Fat man- "Ha Ha you dumb bastard, its not a scooner, its a sail boat!"

little boy- "A scooner is a sail boat, you poopie head"

Large Fat man-(angry voice) "you know what? there is no easter bunny, over there its just a guy in a suit!"


Gotta love Mallrats!

Here is another one that is an oldie but goldie!

"To be the man WOOOOO you gotta beat the man!!!

 

[Talon2z]

"Don't run, you'll only die tired."

 

[alex99gst]

silly ricer, wings are for planes

 

[IHeartTurbo]

"Chicks are for f@gs!"

 

[9d2TSi]

"Chicks are for f@gs!"

Don't you mean, "Silly F@g, dicks are for chicks"?

EDIT: Sorry if anyone gets offended, i'm only joking.

 

[talonGSX]

"Chicks are for f@gs!"

i dont get it heres one: silly ricer civics are for kids thanks alex for reminding me

 

[IHeartTurbo]

i dont get it heres one: silly ricer civics are for kids thanks alex for reminding me

I heard it somewhere, on tv I think.

Don't you mean, "Silly F@g, dicks are for chicks"?

I dunno, maybe.

 

[9d2TSi]

Sorry to hijack the thread with this, but (IHeartTurbo)why are you selling your car?

 

[mckooter]

its corny i know, but it seems to apply so much in my life

"Assuming only makes an ASS out of U and ME."

 

[IHeartTurbo]

Sorry to hijack the thread with this, but (IHeartTurbo)why are you selling your car?

I'm not anymore (for the 2nd time ). I just deleted the ad.

 

[alex99gst]

i dont get it heres one: silly ricer civics are for kids thanks alex for reminding me

yea i was showin my friend some of the quotes and he came up with that one

 

[Redmachine]

1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone)

2) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." (Barbara Bush Former US First Lady)

3) "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." (Robin Williams)

4) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." (Billy Crystal)

5) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." (Rod Stewart)

6) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're eager to meet people who do." (Henry Kissinger)

7) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading." (Steve Jobs)-(Founder: Apple Computer)

8) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee, the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." (Dan Rather)-(News anchorman)

9) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

10) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." (Tiger Woods)

11) "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. (Roseanne)

12) According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful. (Robert De Niro)

13) AND THE NUMBER ONE QUOTE IS: See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. (Robin Williams)