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jasoncitrano

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Ok, so this story is about a 90 lazer RS awd, ok, so this kid my friend knows from school supposedly had a pretty nice lazer, anyways i guess the only thing wrong with it was it had some blow-by (where oil/fuel gets pushed past the piston rings) so anywho it started poping up his oil dipstick adn he kept putting it back in and back in. So 2 days ago i get a call from my friend saying yeah that 90 lazer burnt to the ground. LOL so we went to check it out, turns out the blow by caused fuel to get past his rings, and into his oil, so much that the oil and fuel mixture came out of where his dipstick is and fell onto the manifold igniting it instantly, the fire was burnign so bad they had to call the fire department, and put it this way, they didn't pop the hood, they used their tool of trade an *AXE* and tore the hell out of the thing, so now the cars sitting in the good old junkyard burnt to a crisp, he said the axe damaged the car so bad he literally coudlnl't keep any of his old parts. HAHA TOO BAD :thumbdown
 
At least the guy's okay.. it'd be kinda sad to watch your DSM get hacked up with an axe though too. :p
 
yeah, the guys fine, he had a jdm engine in that baby too, it's a shame, just can't believe they axed through the hood to get it open
 
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