Who gives 100% ?

[TSIAWDTalon]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

 

[housegsx]

I'm LAZY at work.... 64%. I think that's pretty generous.

 

[99RedGs]

I'm LAZY at work.... 64%. I think that's pretty generous.

actually laziness is like 103%...

but procrastination gets you the farthest.. 192%

 

[housegsx]

actually laziness is like 103%...

but procrastination gets you the farthest.. 192%

Damn, I do all these things! I need a raise. I wonder how much points it is to browse dsmtuners for 8 hours a day.

 

[VETTE_50_TH]

Did you honestly think of this yourself or read it somewhere? Either way, thats awesome. And thats why i never give a 100% to my managers. I only give 96%.

James

 

[assault187]

This is pretty clever!

 

[bastarddsm]

wow, all this time i thought i was giving 0% I was actually giving 103%!!! nice!

 

[DSM90AWD]

Delegate = 59%

 

[99RedGs]

Delegate = 59%

Ahaha that is what I do all day. It sure feels like I'm only giving 59% too, but... a pay check is a pay check..

 

[Defiant]

I have a 132.

 

[91PlymouthLaser]

hmmm...probably the latter

 

[Sotarts]

115% seems to work for me.

For visually-challenged:

 

[Defiant]

Yet again, the foul kiddies kill an otherwise entertaining thread.