The Central Hub for DSM Community and Information

For 1990-1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse, Eagle Talon, Plymouth Laser, and Galant VR-4 Owners. This is where the DSM platform history is documented and archived. Log in to help us in our mission, and to remove most ads from the browsing experience.

Thanks a lot noobs, now we are douchebags

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.

I was wondering why Camaro, mustang, firebird/TA is not on that list? I know ONE younger fella With a TA that isn't a deuschbag..ALL the rest of them definatly are infact Huge deusches...Is that the same thing in your guys area? Where all the non 50+ guys with V8's give them a bad name like most ricers give us.. Ohh and btw In my area the v8's are mostly ricer type (stickers, wings, body kits, vtec kicking in yo).

You ever thought that 5 psi on a standard dsm turbo is like vtec?

The older guy's (my dad's friends) muscle guys and the like, are all pretty much ballers...

Jayson know's what I'm talking about..
 
With out getting too involved that forum looked kinda ghey. No offense afroeclipse, but what were you doing on there?
I did find the d-bag insight slightly humrous but d-bags are everywhere and drive all kinds of cars. Like Bud I do find that the d-bags do also prefer the Mustangs, Camaro's, and Firebirds.
 
Why no mention of the breed of douche-bag that drives Excursions, Hummers, Yukons, etc...? You know, the kind of people that seem to hate all gasoline and are on a mission to burn it all up as quickly as possible.

My GF's ex-husband drives a V8 grand Cherokee, and he's a real douche. He thinks he looks pretty cool in his big, ugly gas-hog. You know it's never been off-road, except for when he's crashing it, and it never will be otherwise. I know another guy who has an f-250 super-duty as a DD, and it's not a work truck. I would find that to be super-douchey, except he's so morbidly massively hugely obese that I think it's about the only thing out there he could fit inside of.

I don't know how they could have left Hummers out of that list. I could swear they made you pass a douche-bag test at the dealer as part of the credit-approval process.

I've got two Eclipses now. Am I a double-douche?:cry::confused:
 
What about all the guys that drive jacked up, beat to hell trucks that dont live within a mile of a farm? I live on a farm and am going to farm for the rest of my life, but my car would scrape if i drove over a cow pie, yet they're trucks could drive through 3 feet of mud, yet they couldn't tell you the first thing about taking care of the animals. I mean, thats fine if you want a truck even if you dont need it (i dont NEED a car that can break any speed limit in 3rd gear;)), but people like that give actual working farmers a bad name around town cause they are the ones that always cause trouble. That in my mind is total poser. Oh and those mustangs too.....:rolleyes:
 
I agree with brownfinger, there definitely needed to be a H2 Hummer douchebag, you know these guys.. they always put huge chrome rims on it (sometimes spinners) and regardless of the fact it has outstanding off road capabilities it will never so much as see a dirt path when owned by this douche, I mean after all he does like it spotless 24/7

You must be logged in to view this image or video.


:barf::barf::barf:
 
With out getting too involved that forum looked kinda ghey. No offense afroeclipse, but what were you doing on there?
I did find the d-bag insight slightly humrous but d-bags are everywhere and drive all kinds of cars. Like Bud I do find that the d-bags do also prefer the Mustangs, Camaro's, and Firebirds.

Its a douchebag list on imports how far do you think its gone.

Top 10 DoucheBag Car owners - Houston-Imports.com
 
That list = Fail.

It makes no sense. If anything video gamers social life's consist of communicating through a microphone strapped on their damn head.
And where's a Scion TC?
 
Well let's forget about the cars for a second because the list is obviously debatable/arguable.. You can't tell me that the first picture with all the guys in it, is not the biggest bunch of douchebags you've ever seen, they all reminds of the guy from "My New Haircut" video
 
I live in a farm town and everyone either drives a ricey pos, lifted ghetto ass truck, or a pos firebird/camaro. They are all asses and dbags, I found that vw owners and eclipse owners are typically the nicest groups of people out of all of the forums I have been on. I was on ranger forums for my bros lowered truck, modded mustangs, almost all of the muscle car forums and if you do something that isn't traditional they will mock you.
 
I was wondering why Camaro, mustang, firebird/TA is not on that list? I know ONE younger fella With a TA that isn't a deuschbag..ALL the rest of them definatly are infact Huge deusches...Is that the same thing in your guys area? Where all the non 50+ guys with V8's give them a bad name like most ricers give us.. Ohh and btw In my area the v8's are mostly ricer type (stickers, wings, body kits, vtec kicking in yo).

You ever thought that 5 psi on a standard dsm turbo is like vtec?

The older guy's (my dad's friends) muscle guys and the like, are all pretty much ballers...

Jayson know's what I'm talking about..

Yes sir, and I back you fully on that statement. :thumb:

I don't consider myself a deuschar. I DD my Dsm, and get revved at every day on my way home by the honduh drivers (Crx's). I go as far as to look the other way, shift into a higher gear, or turn down a side street to avoid these people so I will not be associated with them.

My Dsm is completely stock ;) .... And is SEX on wheels in my opinion.
 
I think the douchiest car hands down is any "donk" even the name sounds like a douche came up with it.
 
Add Value - Be Respectful - No Trolling - No Misinformation - Participate Often!
Support Vendors who Support the DSM Community

Latest posts

Build Thread Updates

Latest Classifieds

Back
Top