Give me ideas of a way to ask my gf to PROM

[bzzzt]

you: so... you know what's comin up soon?
her: my mom's b-day?
you: wait... what?... no, no... prom
her: prom?
you: yeah prom
her: wait... is this what i think it is....
you: uh huh
her: you mean you forgot my mothers birthday? you asshole!
you: mothers bir.... wtf are you talking about? i'm trying to ask you to prom!
her: you are??
you: YES!
her: well what the hell does that have to do with my mother?
you:

 

[leet]

Be REALLY unromantic and send her an e-mail.




(I didn't tell you to do this )

 

[bretthejet26]

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[drive_eagle]

^ what in the F|_|CK is that homosexual shiot?

i would just skip the whole thing, and just go for the whole 9 yards.

9 yards = butt sex.

 

[Eliminat0r]

^^ you forgot my moms birthday bwhahahaha someone had a bad experience. me i never went to prom cause dancing is ghey and i hate dancing.

 

[blaster1812]

Originally posted by PogiTSI
Say, bi*** you wana go to the prom? Or #### it, and screw like Stoned monkeys. BONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG- Jay.

:laugh: :laugh:

 

[WillWrk4Boost]

how do DSM'rs ever get gilfriends with answers like this???

It's okie we have our dsm's (they put out)

Devon

So you ask her yet???

 

[hystericfox]

^^ how do DSM guys get dates when they can't make it to the restaurant without breaking something?

 

[jimwross]

"put the top up your messing up my hair"

 

[fulanititoo8198]

Or you could just say,

"I'm going to prom. why don't you go with me, seeing how you are my GF. If you don't want to go with me, I'll go with someone else."

See it that doesn't get you a good slap in the face. :laugh:

I did that, ended up with a different girl at the prom

 

[leet]

^^ how do DSM guys get dates when they can't make it to the restaurant without breaking something?

How is it that DSM guys can never read the dates of posts?

 

[byondevl]

Don't ask, just drug her and when she awakes. Suprise!

 

[B005T3DT5i]

do a burn out that spells PROM

 

[EclpzLvr97]

........and then to show your burn out skills are true, add "Holla" at the end.

 

[Tsar]

ask her to the prom? why dont u make her ask you? thats how i went to the prom, some girl just came up and ask if i wanted to go!
I guess she couldnt resist the good looks

 

[450whpGSX]

Well if she's your girlfriend she should already know she's going to prom with you.

Gots ta keep them girls on lock.

 

[na90dsm]

Heres what to do: (take notes)





Set the mood. Get some soft music going. Candles, whole 9 yards. Shit, even 10. Start off with a foot massage. Slowly start working your way up her leg. As you get closer to her waste region, prepare your hand. Retract your ring finger and thumb and slip a shocker in her. Watch her eyes light up. Two in the goo, one in the poo.

Then say, "Listen shorty, I was thinkin of hollarin at ya for prom. I got my old mans trans am and you aint like them other bitches I been bangin. I just like them for the back side action. Hollatchyaboy, scream at me cannon."

best response ever

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to whoever that is in the pic, i felt it nessecary

 

[hystericfox]

How is it that DSM guys can never read the dates of posts?

probably the same reason 10 DSM guys couldn't reat the dates of the posts. boredom made us play around with this "internet".

 

[SleepingEclipse]

I would think since she is your g/f she already plans on going with you to prom...although I'm not quite sure I can justify the price...money might be better spent on just the hotel room cuz you know you will end up there anyways

 

[TurboDSM86]

personally and this is speaking from experience..i was more worried about my car breaking down on the way to prom than my date or who i was going with..its that unreliable..

try asking her..she is your g/f after all...thatd be mad tyte yo

 

[onepimpclipse]

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