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[Trav83]

Eagle Talon for trade in or

0 to 60 in 4.5 seconds?

Where the hell did he come up with that time

 

[crash89]

Hes getting desperate.

Eagle Talon for trade in or

0 to 60 in 4.5 seconds?

"Everything in the car is working except one thing that the car is undrivable."
Then the retard goes on to say that its fast and in good condition???

 

[GIRman67]

Speaks for itself! 0_o

93 mitsubishi eclipse Hood

I emailed the guy about the hood telling him how it looked like a 2g hood. HE swore up and down that it was a 1g for a 93 eclipse. I sent him an email of my hood propped up saying it looks like mine, and that his hood looks very similar in color to the 2g trunk. He hasn't replied at all yet.

 

[Chaosweaver]

Hes getting desperate.

Eagle Talon for trade in or

0 to 60 in 4.5 seconds?

In good condition... Yet the car can't be driven?

 

[lilrob2069]

1997 eagle talon

I don't have to say anything it speaks for itself

 

[avenged5]

1997 eagle talon

I don't have to say anything it speaks for itself

I actually like the look of the car, but only one bigger camshaft is a deal breaker for me.

Dang clutches are cheap these days.

92 turbo talon

 

[Chaosweaver]

I actually like the look of the car, but only one bigger camshaft is a deal breaker for me.

Dang clutches are cheap these days.

92 turbo talon

My friend buys autozone clutches for $130 if I'm not mistaken, they'll blow in a week if your car is even slightly modded though.

 

[Usatuff]

NICE!
chevy cavalier

 

[91stocker]

1997 eagle talon

I don't have to say anything it speaks for itself

yea wow. 420a with 180k for a low low 7k

NICE!
chevy cavalier

Drop the spoiler and that would be a nice little dd.

 

[92 AWD TSi]

Nice Cavy

 

[Usatuff]

Drop the spoiler and that would be a nice little dd.

"it has a full 3ft modified exauhst custom trunk spoiler"... wtf does that even mean?

 

[93Talon113]

96 Neon R/T Sweet deal!

 

[kimba1666]

1996 honda prelude VTEC (open to trades) Or Best Offer

95 honda civic

Honda hatchback. Body kit. new motor.

Wow, just for the record, I do not specifically look for Hondas.

 

[SpawnedX]

I don't see anything wrong with the Prelude.

 

[King_Milo]

I can't believe that guy with the hatchback thinks someone will pay 2k for a 92 hackjob w/ a salvage title! Must be on some good stuff!

 

[avenged5]

wtb, vg30de parts/95'240sx parts

 

[Boomdeeze]

I have never even heard of anything this big...

Eagle talon Turbo

 

[SpawnedX]

Did you miss the Evo 8 motor?

 

[Boomdeeze]

No I did not miss that

 

[96awd]

That's awesome! I want it! hahaha I wish this guy was on here... flame festival?

 

[T man DSM]

Or the 2100 pp holding over 700 hp...nice

 

[turbo98eclipse]

700+hp and a 2100 clutch -- wow

edit: ^^^^ damn it !!! beat me to it!! damn jersey guys

 

[94_TSi]

Well bring your ####ing cash because you will be taking this one home.

 

[Boomdeeze]

Or the 746 hp on 1000cc injectors

 

[91stocker]

Haha i sent that guy an email about his bs post. Here's his response :

"Come see the car and yes 1000 cc holds no problem whit 110 we ran it on the dyno and have video and paper work prove it and we have a xdc clutch 1000 plus "

then an hour later:

"And what do you got let's line up right now and bring you pink or title this car is crazy fast O one more thing the turbo is from a louts"