Halloween jokes/pranks

[420aNEWB]

i just got this joke through text message though i would share..

why don't witches wear panties? so they can get a better grip on the broom.


anyone have jokes or pranks for halloween?

 

[PieEyedPiper]

wow.

 

[i_nick_2005_i]

Alright, I won't leave you hanging


Three vampires went into a saloon and walked up to the bar.
"What will you have?" the bartender asked.
"I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied.
"I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.
"OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"


Halloween is my favorite holiday. Then comes the dreaded winter!!!

 

[eclipse_16g]

hahaha^^^^ yeah halloween is the sh**

 

[sag1441]

Alright, I won't leave you hanging


Three vampires went into a saloon and walked up to the bar.
"What will you have?" the bartender asked.
"I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied.
"I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.
"OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"


Halloween is my favorite holiday. Then comes the dreaded winter!!!

im sure you guys get your fair share but i cant even remember the last time it wasnt miserable on halloween here. all growing up you have to coordinate your costume around your freaking ski jacket

 

[i_nick_2005_i]

Yeah, my sister is planning her huge, 4 annual Halloween party, and it has rained or been really cold the last few years. But we still end up walking a mile or so back in the woods, and having a large campfire and chilling by it for the evening. Granted, we all get really trashed, so the cold is a non-issue by the time nightfall and the outside activities start Although I only remember 1 Halloween like 10 years ago where it snowed. Here in southern Indiana we average 48º-High / 36º-Low, on Oct. 31st. So with a good hoody, fair amount of alcohol, and a hot fire, it's perfect

 

[projecteclipse2]

wear all black hide in bushes and scare old people

 

[i_nick_2005_i]

wear all black hide in bushes and scare old people

......and small children, then feast on their candy......

 

[Itsok]

I just got your costume in the mail. There is a rooster mask and some suckers.

I guess you're going as a #### sucker again...


I almost died laughing at this for some reason

 

[knochgoon24]

At PSU, Halloween is a 4 day holiday. Thrusday-Sunday

 

[casperfast]

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took a while... looks good

 

[Trav83]

^^^ That's awesome

 

[EDM95]

Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A. Every night he turns into a bat.

 

[EclipticalGS]

i dont have a joke, but i told my boss when i stayed late one night i heard noises and footsteps while no one was around, he told me i was bs'in. So i told everyone else I heard a ghost, (this is our new office we bought) The next day i stayed late and took out every single name plate (64 i counted) where we each have our own office, and replaced them all in different spots of the three floors in our building. There is an unfinished room in the open as of now not complete right as you walk in, i wrote in red paint, "Everyone shall go nameless." Im still on vacation and im waiting for my boss to call and ask me wtf happened that night i stayed late. Ha

 

[my dreamt dsm]

Man I love October not to mention my B day is near/ in October. Plus one of my favorite day is Halloween.
Also cold weather follows, I can not stand the heat. The only down fall is I can't wash my car cause it's totally pointless.
Thought I was gonna work on Halloween and can't take my boys out. Looks like after all my manager HAS A HEART. He requested that anyone with kids will not be working that day. Yaaahoooo!

 

[david-b]

i dont have a joke, but i told my boss when i stayed late one night i heard noises and footsteps while no one was around, he told me i was bs'in. So i told everyone else I heard a ghost, (this is our new office we bought) The next day i stayed late and took out every single name plate (64 i counted) where we each have our own office, and replaced them all in different spots of the three floors in our building. There is an unfinished room in the open as of now not complete right as you walk in, i wrote in red paint, "Everyone shall go nameless." Im still on vacation and im waiting for my boss to call and ask me wtf happened that night i stayed late. Ha

Now that's awesome!

 

[casperfast]

i dont have a joke, but i told my boss when i stayed late one night i heard noises and footsteps while no one was around, he told me i was bs'in. So i told everyone else I heard a ghost, (this is our new office we bought) The next day i stayed late and took out every single name plate (64 i counted) where we each have our own office, and replaced them all in different spots of the three floors in our building. There is an unfinished room in the open as of now not complete right as you walk in, i wrote in red paint, "Everyone shall go nameless." Im still on vacation and im waiting for my boss to call and ask me wtf happened that night i stayed late. Ha

that is funny,

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another one of our pumpkins

 

[my dreamt dsm]

Man I love October not to mention my B day is near/ in October. Plus one of my favorite day is Halloween.
Also cold weather follows, I can not stand the heat. The only down fall is I can't wash my car cause it's totally pointless.
Thought I was gonna work on Halloween and can't take my boys out. Looks like after all my manager HAS A HEART. He requested that anyone with kids will not be working that day. Yaaahoooo!

You don't have to wait till halloween be cause it's to expected. When I was living in a two story house. My nephew would wait till we all went to school and then he would pin black clothes to the wall because when you enter to door the stairway is to the left and as you look up it is just a wall. Will, he would pin the clothes there and we would freak out everytime we come in because we all had night classes.
One time he stood by the wall, my other nephew came from school looked at it and thought it was just clothes, and then as he shut the door, the joker nephew ran down the stairs yelling. scared the crap out of the other guy cause he thought if was just the clothes. = =
Or you can do the basic. Since my backyard door is close to the front door. When were not bored near halloween, we hear the door bell, run around the house to the front door with those stupid mask from wal mart and scare the person at the door.