10 reasons your car is better then your girl

[Drift_SM]

AHH your gf is asain! or maybe phillipino. but w/e, I EVEY YOU!

lucky

 

[antlip]

1: Wont cheat
2: Sexy Ass
3: Nice headlights
4: Nice smile
5: I can turn her off
6: I can turn her on anytime I want
7: my car is lighter then my girl
8: My car doesnt smoke
9: my car doesnt complain about my music ( Is Ranchero music that bad? )
10: I can touch and play with anything I want on my car

6: No you can't, its a dsm, for what ever reason it has some days it just wont start.
7: WOW!!!!! Into the fat chicks??
8: Oh come on whos dsm doens't smoke?

 

[blcknspo0ln]

AHH your gf is asain! or maybe phillipino. but w/e, I EVEY YOU!

lucky

Haha thanks, she's Chinese and I'm Vietnamese

 

[JOEY A]

Yeah ive seen his car, if you think a 2G is sexyer than your girlfriend you guys has some ugly girls.


But that asain is pretty cute id say..

 

[JOEY A]

At least my car isn't %$&$ bipolar.

I think DSMs break just piss off the owners so they can get there jollys, so it almost counts as bipolar

 

[EclpzLvr97]

Here's a few that relate to both DSMs and relationships....mostly positive. =P

1. They like to show their a$$ at the worst times.
2. Always wanting more more more.
3. Know how to talk s3xy to you.
4. Make you change your schedule to revolve around them....and you like it.
5. Can frustrate you and make you smile in the same moment.
6. High expectations.
7. Has a great body you can't help but stare at.
8. You keep it happy, it keeps you happy.
9. The level of your commitment depends on how much they give you back.
10. If you're still not happy, you can always just end it.

 

[joshohatesuall]

all i have to say about this is -

cars can't give bj's

 

[leet]

At least my car isn't %$&$ bipolar.

I'm bipolar. I'm also the sanest person here.

 

[joshohatesuall]

I'm bipolar. I'm also the sanest person here.

well you have more logic, but sane? that's a stretch.

 

[96whgsx]

I think you people need help.

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[cs82685]

Cars don't suck other guys d*cks!

Sounds like someone had a bad experience,

 

[DGajre777]

When my car gets pregnant and pops out a baby, I'll say my car is better than my girl (wife).

 

[aero_sallee]

I'm bipolar. I'm also the sanest person here.

Yeah, but your also not female. Take the normal female mood swings, and combine that with a fairly severe bipolar. Its not a recipe for fun let me tell you.

 

[leet]

Fair enough

 

[FORMONTOYA]

At least my car isn't %$&$ bipolar.

Take the normal female mood swings, and combine that with a fairly severe bipolar. Its not a recipe for fun let me tell you.

Damn!!! I can relate to that one!

You haven't had a girlfriend until you've had a bi-polar girlfriend....

 

[JwUoNoG]

4) Your car doesn't get mad if you forget anniversaries/birthdays.

Actually... My DSM broke on EVERY month's anniversary. It was really eerie. I tried to avoid driving it on the 12th of each month (I brought it home on Jan 12th), and instead, it would just break the next time I drove it. Cursed, perhaps?

 

[v2ner]

Good thing I have two girls.

 

[blcknspo0ln]

Good thing I have two girls.

Where's that bowing GIF?

 

[aero_sallee]

Where's that bowing GIF?

or the dsmtalk :tree: if anyone knows it