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reddsm00

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so today i have to come up with about 1 thousand bucks...what are some good ways to make money in one day..(not selling drugs), i want t obuy this 95 but i dont have all the money but im still gunna try for today....any ideas?
 
reddsm00 said:
so today i have to come up with about 1 thousand bucks...what are some good ways to make money in one day..(not selling drugs), i want t obuy this 95 but i dont have all the money but im still gunna try for today....any ideas?


here in fl you can do tree removal.

go donate blood and ..yea...

sell something you have already

work for it like most humans do. :thumb:
 
i do work...a hell of alot and its still not enough...yeah i just might pawn everything in my house today.... :thumb:
 
Sell a kidney, do a job for the mob, sell your sperm... all of it, or if you start now... you can probably whore yourself out to enough people at $100 a pop to make a grand. Good luck! :thumb:
 
Repo Man
Bill Collector
Hired Muscle
Geek-for-Hire
Fix someone's car

or sit on a street corner with a sign that says "Will build DSM's for cheap"
 
You could whore yourself out to a 1000 fat chicks for 50 bux....or 50 really fat chicks for a 1000 bux.
 
67goatpimp said:
You could whore yourself out to a 1000 fat chicks for 50 bux....or 50 really fat chicks for a 1000 bux.

nice im toatally down for some deep sea fishing today.... :p
 
O.K.
My friend really did it once for this older lady. She's in her mid fifties, kept herself in O.K. shape, and rich.
He made $500.00!
And he said the pu55y wasn't bad!
This is no lie.
Just sell yourself right to upscale women, Heidi Fleise style. What do you have to lose?
Dignity? It's overrated.
Time in jail? First offense, consenting adults... 8hrs. tops.
An ounce of fluid? Gatorade for a job well done.
I'm down for man whoring. Just don't become a street walker.
You are over 18 right?
 
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how the hell did he do this? just approach a random lady and say, "Hey im 18, give me 500 bux and ill screw you?"
 
yeah i am...im gunna pull a deuce bigalow.... :laugh:
 
sell your parts, go back to stock.
and borrow some money from few good friends
 
Eagle_Summit said:
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how the hell did he do this? just approach a random lady and say, "Hey im 18, give me 500 bux and ill screw you?"

They worked for the same company/different departments, got to talkin', and he played the, "I'm stressed, money's tight, I'm vounerable" roll. It worked and she offered him the money to scratch her itch. No joke. :thumb:
 
How about focus groups. Sometimes if you arrive and they are overbooked, you will receive the money and you don't have to stay. May get like 50-100 each time. You also may need to make an appointment.
 
turbolarry said:
They worked for the same company/different departments, got to talkin', and he played the, "I'm stressed, money's tight, I'm vounerable" roll. It worked and she offered him the money to scratch her itch. No joke. :thumb:


Thats one hell of a scratch to itch.. But mid 50'z? I'd do it if it was that chick from the nortiract thing on those weight liftin commericals that says shes 51 or something.. Any you seen that commerical? Im thinking 50 my ass but hey if the physique meets the job discription I'd give it a few shots of vodca and then climb aboard me matey!
 
go to your closest rich suburban area, here in chicago, our suburbs usually leave doors unlocked to houses and cars...park outside the victim's house, wait for them to leave or when you think its safe , go in steal a bunch of shit..pawn it for wtf they give you.... OMG i will brb..headin out to suburbs.. ;)
 
^^^^

or look into a phone book, find a address, u go there...call that number and tell them your from the FBI and that their son just died....kinda harsh but when they rush out you know what to do...... OMG brb looking for the whitepages
 
Become an eBay h0. I made like $150 in one day just selling crap I don't need anymore. :thumb: for eBay!
 
Dark_Racer said:
Thats one hell of a scratch to itch.. But mid 50'z? I'd do it if it was that chick from the nortiract thing on those weight liftin commericals that says shes 51 or something.. Any you seen that commerical? Im thinking 50 my ass but hey if the physique meets the job discription I'd give it a few shots of vodca and then climb aboard me matey!

Yea, I've seen it. I'd do her in a heart beat. Grandmother fu(ker.
Mid 50's, mando. I'll give you my motto;
"Eighteen to eighty, blind, crippled, or crazy." :thumb:
 
You could start your own Emu farm...

or...

Sperm Banks...

or...

Let people punch you in the stomach for $10...
 
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