NosLaser
DSM Wiseman
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- Apr 22, 2002
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Cape Coral,
Florida
...Hey man I'm sorry about that. See I needed money for my car, your dad gave me a call. Seems your a**hole is too loose and he's not having fun anymore. I needed money for my car and he pays very well. ...
Dad jokes? Sheesh... I'm in a good mood today, and actually smiling right now. Your post made me laugh instead of getting me upset this time, and I'm looking back and thinking how stupid and childish we both sound.
...Yes it does. You're running out of cool buzwords and pretty soon you'll be telling us how a bad pulley throws off the alignment of the magnaflux converter, or something equally stupid. ...
Actually, it wouldn't be the magnaflux converter..it would more than likely distort the structural integrity of the chrome plated frachmer valve though..
...No, no. They won't speak to me because of your dad, he asks to much time from me. Pretty soon I'll be able to afford a GT2....
You mean Gran Turismo 2 right? Cause from what I hear, you just ain't that good..
...Actually anyone who reads your post will see that it was very well thought out. You spent time writing that, not just 10 seconds....
To be honest, I'm a pretty fast thinker, and did write it in under a minute, as I do most of my posts. I am still human, and I make errors. That WAS an honest mistake.
...Cool, so has it made 500hp on a 14b and nitrous yet?...
Not yet.
...Well Florida is a bit far, how about meeting halfway? Tell you what though, neither of our cars will be running well by the shootout. So let's plan on next year. You vs. me, heads up (not bracket racing). You win I pay you $1000. I win you promise to never post on any car related internet boards, under any name, EVER. Yes I'm serious. I can send the money to a neutral "mediator" through an escrow service or something of the sort. They will have the money before either of us leave for the shootout.
Here are the conditions:
both cars must weigh in at 2950 w/o driver or more
engine displacement may not exceed 2 liters (not 4G64 or stroker crank)
cars must both be running full exhausts with mufflers
only z rated tires, no drag radials.
Deal or are you scared to actually race?...
Okay, so you mean to tell me, that you want to set up a race at the track, your AWD vs. my FWD and I'm supposed to run normal street tires, and not EVEN drag radials? If you go bottom 11's by then, I could make 1000HP and potentially not catch you on street tires! That's not exactly a fair race. If you want to see who's car is faster, I should be able to run slicks. That's like saying I have to pull out two of my plug wires when we race. How about no handicap? I build my cars to tear up the highway, not to 60 foot. You say a 'real' race, but it's one that is to your advantage. Let me run real tires, and I'll do it. No problem. Am I scared to race? You are seriously asking that? I didn't back down from a Supercharged Viper GTS. I'm definately not going to back down from a 4 cylinder. Well, this race is going to be for next year...so by then I'll prolly have my Vette so I CAN run on plain Z rated street tires. Nah..I'll keep the Talon just for you.
Dad jokes? Sheesh... I'm in a good mood today, and actually smiling right now. Your post made me laugh instead of getting me upset this time, and I'm looking back and thinking how stupid and childish we both sound.
...Yes it does. You're running out of cool buzwords and pretty soon you'll be telling us how a bad pulley throws off the alignment of the magnaflux converter, or something equally stupid. ...
Actually, it wouldn't be the magnaflux converter..it would more than likely distort the structural integrity of the chrome plated frachmer valve though..
...No, no. They won't speak to me because of your dad, he asks to much time from me. Pretty soon I'll be able to afford a GT2....
You mean Gran Turismo 2 right? Cause from what I hear, you just ain't that good..
...Actually anyone who reads your post will see that it was very well thought out. You spent time writing that, not just 10 seconds....
To be honest, I'm a pretty fast thinker, and did write it in under a minute, as I do most of my posts. I am still human, and I make errors. That WAS an honest mistake.
...Cool, so has it made 500hp on a 14b and nitrous yet?...
Not yet.
...Well Florida is a bit far, how about meeting halfway? Tell you what though, neither of our cars will be running well by the shootout. So let's plan on next year. You vs. me, heads up (not bracket racing). You win I pay you $1000. I win you promise to never post on any car related internet boards, under any name, EVER. Yes I'm serious. I can send the money to a neutral "mediator" through an escrow service or something of the sort. They will have the money before either of us leave for the shootout.
Here are the conditions:
both cars must weigh in at 2950 w/o driver or more
engine displacement may not exceed 2 liters (not 4G64 or stroker crank)
cars must both be running full exhausts with mufflers
only z rated tires, no drag radials.
Deal or are you scared to actually race?...
Okay, so you mean to tell me, that you want to set up a race at the track, your AWD vs. my FWD and I'm supposed to run normal street tires, and not EVEN drag radials? If you go bottom 11's by then, I could make 1000HP and potentially not catch you on street tires! That's not exactly a fair race. If you want to see who's car is faster, I should be able to run slicks. That's like saying I have to pull out two of my plug wires when we race. How about no handicap? I build my cars to tear up the highway, not to 60 foot. You say a 'real' race, but it's one that is to your advantage. Let me run real tires, and I'll do it. No problem. Am I scared to race? You are seriously asking that? I didn't back down from a Supercharged Viper GTS. I'm definately not going to back down from a 4 cylinder. Well, this race is going to be for next year...so by then I'll prolly have my Vette so I CAN run on plain Z rated street tires. Nah..I'll keep the Talon just for you.
