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GSLENK

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The fiat 500 gucci shift knobs are pretty fly. would def give the boogie b!tches something to think about besides the total irrelivance of my car to thier interests LOL.
 

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Yeah I looked online...got a parts dept #.

Studio? for a 24k car? LOL. ####!ng Italians. ha

I wanna test drive one. then just twist off the shift knob and pop on the donkey #### goin on over here. they will get it back and be like WTFFFFFFF!
 
Yeah...THAT guy is the reason every Evo I've looked at at a dealership had NO shift knob. If it isn't already stolen by some butthole...it's been removed by the dealership so it doesn't get stolen by some butthole.
 
Why a gucci knob? There's no real function to it over the factory one, except maybe weight. For the price, its not worth it. Niether is theft from a dealership.....

yeah before i get flamed... why a 2g? 1gs are cheaper... Dealership theft was a joke. and

Why a gucci knob?
Answer: The same reason females choose gucci bags. to prove they have money/power/balls/independence/voting(and speech)rights/equality/(more than kitchen dwellers)/etc... LOL no really something has to make my car look like its cool, and female thing will get at least one more convo rolling.

The only onther convo starter is the guages, and this is how the convo goes:
Girl: What are those cute blinking lights?
Me: guages
Girl: whats a guage?
Me: tells me info about boost and air/fuel ratio... (elaboration)
Girl: ok cool i guess, I dont get it.
Me: ok watch. this is boost (floor it in second gear, and let a mean little recirc BOV noise)
Girl: wow cool totally OMG (possible vaginal seepage ensues etc.)
Girl: Did your car just sneeze?
Me: yeah, its allergic to dumb bimbos.
Me: Don't worry. Im not. Im still DTF. you didnt ruin it yet.

Now if thats where a guage takes me, I wanna see what kinda boogieness I can hook with a gucci knob...

Girl: MMm mmm mmm girlfren u kno dat white boi wif dat ugly ass ####in car?
Other girl: Chyea dats a fugly car ch.
Girl: Well he has like a GUCCI knob. He said dat jont wuz lyke $5000 just like mah purse ch.
Other Girl: Dam that cracker a baller. I think he needs a threesome wit some bad boogie b!tches. When he gon pick us up so we can play wit his knob?
ME: HellYeah####ingRightInsaneAwsomeBiWinningBitch!

so you see, half the effort.

I rest my case.

(actually this was all a joke, I just saw a commercial for the fiat 500 gucci poochie edition and let my mind do the rest :shhh: )

heated is the trick! :thumb:

I was gonna go with one of these vibrating seat covers.... with a built in "cooter looser"

Edit: We should probably move this to the hangout... sorry for clogging up real tech sections BTW. It wasnt my original intent to take it this far.
 
Or if your car wasnt slow that would help pull the ladies =) Boost gets you laid bro.
 
Yeah...THAT guy is the reason every Evo I've looked at at a dealership had NO shift knob. If it isn't already stolen by some butthole...it's been removed by the dealership so it doesn't get stolen by some butthole.

Are u calling me a BUTTHOLE sir? Haha it was a joke, the real funny part not that i stole it, but that they come to an artificially inflated car with a donkey johnson as a shift knob. I think that would be frikkin hilarious. And I do passionately hate thieves. Ive had plenty of shit stolen from me. back to the OP though... I couldnt find any for sale. Ill try calling. I doubt I will ever pull that trigger. especially with a DSM... and I doubt its threaded right.

Or if your car wasnt slow that would help pull the ladies =) Boost gets you laid bro.

Im sure a catback and a oil pressure guage and FMIC is all i need then brah :ohdamn: F*** i knew i was missing something.
 
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The fiat 500 gucci shift knobs are pretty fly. would def give the boogie b!tches something to think about besides the total irrelivance of my car to thier interests LOL.
If you're trying to pull the ladies, you'll want one of Fiat's more expensive branded automobiles in red (the one with the prancing horse badge). The Fiat, the Fiat shift knob, the Fiat shift knob in an old DSM, or a 20 year old DSM itself, will likely not do the job. :)
 
Are u calling me a BUTTHOLE sir? Haha it was a joke, the real funny part not that i stole it, but that they come to an artificially inflated car with a donkey johnson as a shift knob. I think that would be frikkin hilarious. And I do passionately hate thieves. Ive had plenty of shit stolen from me. back to the OP though... I couldnt find any for sale. Ill try calling. I doubt I will ever pull that trigger. especially with a DSM... and I doubt its threaded right.



Im sure a catback and a oil pressure guage and FMIC is all i need then brah :ohdamn: F*** i knew i was missing something.

Haha...if the shoe fits...

I was more calling those who actually DO that stuff "buttholes"...and since I'm sure you don't do things like that, it wasn't meant to offend YOU directly...or anyone for that matter. ;)
 
It's been done before, believe me, I've had 6 LOL.[/QUOT

Trust me, I had many cars/bikes the dsm is not pullin females. By process of elimination, It must be me... The 85 vette and a honda crotch rocket did. hell even a f150 does in some areas. but yeah all 2 saturns, camry, and 1g DSM no go, its all in the driver.

By prancing horse badge... you wouldnt happen to be talkin about them 5.0 rustangs with a lil v6 and what not (that is a female car... mustangs always a female car) I know, the ferrari horse :ohdamn:

You wouldnt believe it but (none of them had cars, so I had a little help... I wont take full full credit) i managed to convince 3 females to fit in that teeny tiny c4 corvette passenger area. good thing it was auto because the last girl was kinda stuck sitting on her other 2 friends and invading my side of the "cockpit" :hmm: If i had to shift gears, id be doing 3 point turns all day, I think Reverse would have landed the knob in the cooter multiple times.

Haha...if the shoe fits...

I was more calling those who actually DO that stuff "buttholes"...and since I'm sure you don't do things like that, it wasn't meant to offend YOU directly...or anyone for that matter. ;)

I know just poking a bit of fun back. Besides you can take credit for the disclaimer that my irresponsible a$$ should have had in the first place. :thumb:
 
Girls like ricers and muscle cars. Ours are neither.
 
Heh...never had a problem w/ girls lovin on the 2G. But I reeeeeeeealllly hate when they say "I like your car...it's pretty." :mad::banghead::nono: Damnit.
 
yeah before i get flamed... why a 2g? 1gs are cheaper... Dealership theft was a joke. and

Why a gucci knob?
Answer: The same reason females choose gucci bags. to prove they have money/power/balls/independence/voting(and speech)rights/equality/(more than kitchen dwellers)/etc... LOL no really something has to make my car look like its cool, and female thing will get at least one more convo rolling.

The only onther convo starter is the guages, and this is how the convo goes:
Girl: What are those cute blinking lights?
Me: guages
Girl: whats a guage?
Me: tells me info about boost and air/fuel ratio... (elaboration)
Girl: ok cool i guess, I dont get it.
Me: ok watch. this is boost (floor it in second gear, and let a mean little recirc BOV noise)
Girl: wow cool totally OMG (possible vaginal seepage ensues etc.)
Girl: Did your car just sneeze?
Me: yeah, its allergic to dumb bimbos.
Me: Don't worry. Im not. Im still DTF. you didnt ruin it yet.

Now if thats where a guage takes me, I wanna see what kinda boogieness I can hook with a gucci knob...

Girl: MMm mmm mmm girlfren u kno dat white boi wif dat ugly ass ####in car?
Other girl: Chyea dats a fugly car ch.
Girl: Well he has like a GUCCI knob. He said dat jont wuz lyke $5000 just like mah purse ch.
Other Girl: Dam that cracker a baller. I think he needs a threesome wit some bad boogie b!tches. When he gon pick us up so we can play wit his knob?
ME: HellYeah####ingRightInsaneAwsomeBiWinningBitch!

so you see, half the effort.

I rest my case.

(actually this was all a joke, I just saw a commercial for the fiat 500 gucci poochie edition and let my mind do the rest :shhh: )



I was gonna go with one of these vibrating seat covers.... with a built in "cooter looser"

Edit: We should probably move this to the hangout... sorry for clogging up real tech sections BTW. It wasnt my original intent to take it this far.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLLOL!!:applause: EPIC!!
 
If you need a car to "pull a bi***", you're doing life wrong. Girls do like pink...go support breast cancer AND get a "different" shift knob from one of our supporting vendors. ;)
 
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