Wish corruption game.

[Bubbs Malone]

The game sounds fun, it goes something like this:

I'll enter a wish and the next person foils my wish (or corrupts it).

Then posts a wish of their own to be foiled.

and on, and on...


I wish my N/T had a huge FMIC and Turbo.

 

[red97tib]

Your car has a huge frount mount but no piping and the turbo is blown.

My wish is to have my body kit removed and converted to a 97 talon style.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Unfortunately the rest of your car just turned into a 68 VW bug,

I wish I had a Carbon fiber hood, headlights and Taillights...Oohh, and Gas cap.

 

[mentalTSiAWD]

I didn't know they made carbon fiber accessories for an Edsel.

I wish my car made 500 awhp and got 40 mpg

 

[jemsoccer]

Your car makes 40 awhp, but gets 500 mpg... and it's a hot pink pinto....

I wish my car finally ran!

 

[red97tib]

Your car runs but tops out at 10 MPH.

My wish is to have my car not be looked at as rice.

 

[laserspeeddemon]

You car is rice... get over it.

I wish to kill someone.

 

[the_mork]

You do, and its Rosie O'donell, the world thanks you.

Later it turns out that she has a secret stash of clones.


I wish to be President.

 

[Ajax]

You become president but as a woman. I wish I win the powerball.

 

[mgsx98]

you win the powerball but taxes f**k you over.

i wish i had a running dsm

edit* i wanna change my wish instead i wish i had an indestructible dsm

 

[delta448]

For it to be completely indestructible you were forced to remove the timing belt and all parts containing rubber and seal it in a 20 ft thick walled, lead lined concrete box buried at the summit of Mt. Everest.

I wish I had 10 complete and drivable AWD DSMs with less than 5k miles total on them.

 

[red97tib]

You have all your DSMs, but you lost all the keys and can't find anyone to make you new ones.
I wish my car was actually fast.

 

[banishedmunk]

your car is going fast but it is while falling from a plane with skydivers making vdeos from it

i wish i had a peg leg and a parrot for my shoulder

 

[turboglenn]

You have a pegleg and a parrot for your shoulder, but unfortunately you lost your penis in the same incedent that took your leg.

I wish all my damn bills were paid off so i didn't have to work 15 hour days just to get by!

 

[delta448]

Your bills are all forgiven because you are forced to declare bankruptcy, due to your incarceration and the expensive civil suit resulting from cutting banishedmunk's leg and penis off.

I wish the governor would pardon turboglenn for his crimes so he could return to his DSM.

 

[red97tib]

Turboglenn is pardoned, but he has no money to buy a DSM, just a riced out Honda.

I wish for an Evo so I can garage this car.

 

[delta448]

You buy your Evo with the insurance money you get when an out-of-control riced out Honda with a pissed off and frustrated ex-con behind the wheel rams through your garage wall and onto your Talon.

I wish banishedmunk's parrot would make a nest in the glove box of red97tib's Evo.

 

[banishedmunk]

my parrot nests in his evo leaving bird turds all over the dash. a nerdy teenager sees the turds and mistakes it for a sweet interior cloth and starts a new fad of bird turd interior

i wish i had bird turd interior

 

[red97tib]

The parrot does make a nest in my Evo, but all its friends find delta448 talon and crap all over it so much it's uncleanable.

I wish Dave Buschur would personally give me his car and shop.

 

[delta448]

Dave Buschur leaves you his car and shop, after a mysterious flock of 4G63 hating parrots drops uncleanable bird turds 5ft deep all over his shop.

I wish Rosie O'Donnell's clones would eat all the parrots and then die.

 

[dsmpat95]

he gave you a car honda crx blown, but took yours and the shop he gave is his portal john.

I wish every one on here had honda's.

edit"^ beat me.

 

[delta448]

Honda finally admits defeat and sends all DSMers this as a consolation prize.

Unfortunately, yours gets mixed up and you recieve this.


I wish you 6 ft of snow every month this winter so you can use it.

 

[banishedmunk]

yes snow for you yellow snow that is

i wish i had a snow blower

 

[jemsoccer]

You get your snow blower, however, you cannot do snow removal w/ it as it is an Eskimo prostitute!

I wish I had an Eskimo prostitute.

 

[91PlymouthLaser]

you get your eskimo prostitute...but she has gonachyphaherpilidis (sp)

I wish I had enough money to finish my Laser.