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Only in America

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9d2TSi

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Jun 5, 2003
Battle Creek, Michigan
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke!

Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.


These are pretty funny.
 
If someone was blind and you drove them to the ATM, and they didn't want to have to tell you their information or PIN, they could navigate through it by themselves.

But, the real answer to a joke usually ruins all the fun, so let's just stick with... WTF? :laugh:

Which brings up a new one - Only in America do people think they know the answer to everything. :D
 
L2RTSiAWD said:
Only in America.....do people repost all the time :p


Sorry John, I did do a search for this before I posted. :confused:
 
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