Funny Honda Kid

[Chuck_3]

So my roomate's girlfriend has a friend who is 16 and owns a bright orange honda civic, thats all I know about the kid, havn't even met him. Well she was telling him I just got an eclipse and apparently they are "slow and don't go faster then 100mph" I thought it was funny especially coming from a 16 year old kid who owns a bright orange civic. Thought I would post it, I got a kick out of it.

 

[leet]

Uh..

My brain hurts.

 

[grnchevyz]

street racing bs

 

[Thomas91169]

its because you dont have vtec. or you can cheat and add more stickers to break the 100mph barrier.

 

[4BangR-x]

You should an arrangement to punch him in the throat.

 

[perley03]

its because you dont have vtec. or you can cheat and add more stickers to break the 100mph barrier.

Ya i heard that for every sticker you gain 5 hp..........
Oh and make sure you get the one that says "Got Nitrous?" because that will make you 1 sec faster in the 1320...

 

[10minutequarter]

its because you dont have vtec. or you can cheat and add more stickers to break the 100mph barrier.

Didn't anyone tell you yet? VTECH is fake.

 

[dnhieu]

its because you dont have vtec. or you can cheat and add more stickers to break the 100mph barrier.

HAHAHAHAHA that sucks you dont have v-tec. Mine ushally hits in around 3k or so....

 

[Eclipsed]

Didn't anyone tell you yet? VTECH is fake.

my house phone is made by VTECH. its so fast, by the time you pick up the phone the conversation is already done.

vtec on the other hand is why his orange car is much faster.

 

[Chuck_3]

my house phone is made by VTECH. its so fast, by the time you pick up the phone the conversation is already done.

vtec on the other hand is why his orange car is much faster.

hahaha! That's pretty damn fast!

 

[and11200]

its because you dont have vtec. or you can cheat and add more stickers to break the 100mph barrier.

Nope, sorry, thats been outlawed now. The stickers became so popular that they actually went down in speed So the only real way to break the 100mph mark now, would be to add a tremendously oversized wing, some decals, and to spray paint your hood and trunk black.

Just thought I'd help ya out. The rules can be tricky on the ricey side of town.

 

[Defiant]

Oh, gosh but that was fun. The ugly ogre now has to be all mean and close this bashing/ricer/street racing/whatever else thread. Oh, the feelings. The horribly twisted panties. The ongoing butthurt. I don't know how I'll ever sleep tonight.