Last night my cats were viciously attacked by a 6' monster. As far as I can tell the cats were on the bed trying to get food from the trash can. I believe the monster is a scavenger. I also believe that it may have been defending itself. And was frightened by the two felines near the trash. I woke up this morning to find my cats head covered in an acidic substance. It seem to consist of stomach acid, vodak, brandy, Bacardi, and cheesburgers. Though rarely seen, the monster seems to appear around mirrors and windows. Hopefully someday I can catch this monster.

u killed ur cats didnt u? yea...sure...blame it on the 6 foot monster .

isn't that special

no they are still alive....they just smell bad. I've began to set traps to catch the 6 footer

Originally posted by Isotta91
u killed ur cats didnt u? yea...sure...blame it on the 6 foot monster .

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thought it was that damn pink elephant again, I got something for him

that damn pink elephants a tricky fvcker he always disguises himself as one of my freinds... and when i jump on him and start beating him he leaves my friends body or something.

Actually it was 2 legged, humanoid in shape. Stand errect normally.

are you trying to say you threw up on your cat?

ummmm , i take it you threw up on the cats instead of the trashcan..... or tried to hit the cats but threw up on them instead....

eather way you were pretty messed up.......you shouldnt get that messed up................


i HATE to advocate drugs , alcohol , and sex , but hey , they always worked for ME... WAY TO GO BRO , JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT

Originally posted by Blitzed95Eclips
are you trying to say you threw up on your cat?

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Originally posted by laserspeeddemon
Last night my cats were viciously attacked by a 6' monster. As far as I can tell the cats were on the bed trying to get food from the trash can. I believe the monster is a scavenger. I also believe that it may have been defending itself. And was frightened by the two felines near the trash. I woke up this morning to find my cats head covered in an acidic substance. It seem to consist of stomach acid, vodak, brandy, Bacardi, and cheesburgers. Though rarely seen, the monster seems to appear around mirrors and windows. Hopefully someday I can catch this monster.

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.Best dam story i read
Make the laughing stop:laugh: it hurts...

Watch out if your cats are smart they'll piss in your bed for sweet revenge (god that f*ckin smells)

You PUKED on your KITTIES?

Don't EVER leave the windows on your car down again. EVER. And I don't mean just at home, either. Anyplace. News travels in ways we can't comprehend.

Hhaaawwwwkkkkk tweeeeeiieee ... Furball.

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DAYUM! this is the funniest sh!t i've read on here for a while...

at first i was like"WTF?" but then i read more, and it got humorous!
good job laser

Maby a rainbow got your cats?