The following stories are true, characters names have not been changed in order to conceal thier identity and to exploit humility

Prank 1
My buddy Chad has an 03' Cobra, LOVES his car. A little after midnight (Mar 30), I placed a note on his car that I had my wife write:

To the owner of this car:

I'm sorry for the damage I caused to your car, I will pay for any repairs. Call me with the estimates. Sorry I'm late for work

-Betty.

I could just imagine he was looking around his car for where he got hit. For like an hour.

Prank 2
After leaving the note, I met my buddy Matt at a bar where another one of my buddies, Jesse was at. Jesse drives a '97 Seirra 1500; lifted, big tires, exhaust, intake, chip, etc.

I had a roll of bubble wrap from a recent move. We wrapped the tires about 1/2 on the passenger side (so he wouldn't see) and taped it in place. We left around 2:00 when the bar closed, EVERYONE was coming out the bar. I get behind him so he has to pull foward, he starts it up and drives off. IT WAS HALIOUS!!! The truck went BLTLTLTLTLTL......BLTLTLTLTL...... BTLTLTLTLTLTLT, all the way to the stop light. Everyone in the parking lot stopped and stared at the truck. I was laughing so hard my eyes were teared up and I couldn't drive. Some one near us, saw us laughing walked to us and started talking. He complimented the truck, but question why he truck was making that noise, we told him we wrapped the tire in bubble wrap. Puzzled he asked "Why?!?" I replied, "April Fools!" So he said, "So he didn't know it was on there?" "NOPE!!" The bystanders friends all bust out laughing as well as anyone within a ear shot who heard our conversation.

It was very loud

Prank 3
Lara was also at the bar, so we did one of her tires in Bubble wrap, and put car wash soap under her door handle. She rode with Jesse as she was not sober enough to drive.

Prank 4

I saw a ticket saying that my car was to be towed and I needed to call this number, because it was considered ABANDONED. I was furious, the car was legally registered and inspected and parked in front of my house.

I drove over to the MP Station and talked to the desk sergeant, I know I had an attitude. I showed him the ticket and the registration. He looked at the ticket and with a puzzled look said "Who is SPC John Loury?" He talks to another Sergeant, who I can see shrug and murmur something. Then it started to click, I tried to tell him through the speaker (we were seperated with bullet proof glass), that I think it might be a prank. He said "hold on" goes over to the phone and dials the number. I could hear him, but not the person on speaker phone.

Desk Sergeant dials numer....
Some answers "............."
MP: "Hello?!?...."
"................"
MP: "Who is this?"
"................"
MP: "What do you do?"
"................"
MP: "What?!? CHINEASE?!?"

At this point about 7 MPs behind the glass start craking up. The MP returns and slides the ticket back to me. "APRIL FOOLS!!" He says with a chuckle.

Apparently Chad got me back, Chad is an MP with a different unit on post. He does not run the road, but I guess he still has some old tickets from his last units.

. Good one. really good Ideas.

TO BE CONTINUED, NEXT YEAR.....

^^Those are some good ones. I like the note about the damage, I would be going nuts looking for it. Might as well share the April Fools jokes in this thread:


Here's some Internet April Fools compliments of the 2gnt staff....

Read any of the threads in here (Notice the Forum Title) http://forums.2gnt.com/dcboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=90


Then read the first thread which was added just a few hours ago
The forum was made live early yesterday morning after about 1-2 weeks of working on it

People's reactions here:
http://forums.2gnt.com/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=60&topic_id=22700&mesg_id=22754#22754

Wow that site is confusing.

laserspeeddemon said:

Wow that site is confusing.

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I thought it was 1 bit confusing along with 2 dashes of depressing...

I work at a carwash.

So 6am I get up early and go make a sign that says " Topless car wash " and has an arrow pointing to our wash. Well when we open we get pretty busy, I look out at the street and people are pausing and reading the sign and coming up.

They get up to the booth and ask the girls if it really is topless in the tunnel and she says yes.

Well at the end of the wash me and my buddy are standing there with our shirts off and my chest says " April " his says " fools " ahahahhahahaahah

I had so much fun. I don't think we have ever had that many people so excited to get there car washed.

^ That's good, not to mention they probably made so much more money than they normally would have by having that sign out there,

^ haha. Yea we were short 1 person that day so we walked away with like 70 in tips for 8 hours.

DiamondStarAwd said:

I work at a carwash.

So 6am I get up early and go make a sign that says " Topless car wash " and has an arrow pointing to our wash. Well when we open we get pretty busy, I look out at the street and people are pausing and reading the sign and coming up.

They get up to the booth and ask the girls if it really is topless in the tunnel and she says yes.

Well at the end of the wash me and my buddy are standing there with our shirts off and my chest says " April " his says " fools " ahahahhahahaahah

I had so much fun. I don't think we have ever had that many people so excited to get there car washed.

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Thats good!

Thanks. I like april fools and halloween cause I dress up and climb on our house and jump down behind people and they literally piss their pants.

Good stuff !

I married my wife on April 1st. Still can't figure out if it qualifies as a prank. She would probably say yes,

She told us it was.

hahahah

Defiant said:

She told us it was.

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Ha Ha, the jokes on you... the more you guys talk to her the less I have too. That means more time in the garage. Keep up the good work!

Odd, she just groans around us.




Mostly from the jokes we tell.

^ I just got owned. You can always count on Defiant.