In case any of the dullards out there hadn't noticed, DSMTuners has been short one much appreciated Defiant of late. This absence has resulted in a loss of balance to the feel of the site and those who possess the Force speak of an impending influx of dolts and ricers who will infiltrate our borders should our beloved leader not return soon.

News from afar mentions Defiant might be taking a vacation in some lush, tropical locale, sipping a fruity beverage in the company of a beautiful woman. Other reports suggest he may be deep in his secret lair with his trusty cyborg companion, completing repairs on a doomsday device of his own design to bring his plans for world domination to fruition.

In either case, there are those of us here who find much amusement and intellectual entertainment in the commentary, lengthy, curt, and always subtle of the one they call Defiant. Should you be among our ranks, please make use of this thread to offer your warm wishes to the man, the mystery, the legend, and offer any information you might have as to his whereabouts. The reward for any information resulting in the return of Defiant to DSMTuners has been raised from 100 Smackeroos to a cool 1000 Samoleans.

Thank you for your prompt assistance in this pressing matter.

I just got back on the board again recently and was wondering what happened to Defiant. He had a humorous way of smacking down the L33T 5p33k'ers and I, for one, miss him. He deserves a vacation to some tropical locale, but I selfishly hope that's not where he is -some relaxation may tame him and who'd want that!?!

Recent sources have shown what appears to be Defiant strolling on some distant beach. The beautiful woman he is rumored to be with is nowhere to be found yet, but thanks to super advanced satellite imaging we have been able to come up with this photo.

wow. i thought the sarcasm level in this forum was lacking severely

I lay in bed at night and cry because I don't know where he is...

DEFIANT....................Where have you gone, the NT fourms are being flooded with really old ressurected posts. For example, a post that was ressurected yesturday was one that one that ludacrhis informed us that there was to be a "NEW" NT-Turbo Disscusion forum. that was back in 2003.

The Chaos that runs ramped in our fourms must be Controlled by the all mighty king of thread lockers.......DEFIANT!!!!!

If anybody does, Defiant deserves a vacation of spectacular proportions for all that he diligently contributes to the Tuners. Beyond his undeniably precise witticisms, the man knows a DSM inside out. He'll be the first to ally with the underdog and articulate exactly what I'd like to utter to some of the most retarded questions. But he can get away with it because he's "DEFINAT"! He takes no crap and is constantly on top of every situation before it explodes, and is one of the biggest assets to this site!

DSMTuners = Defiant and Defiant = DSMTuners!!

And that's all I have to say about that...

Greg

avw0516 said:

Recent sources have shown what appears to be Defiant strolling on some distant beach. The beautiful woman he is rumored to be with is nowhere to be found yet, but thanks to super advanced satellite imaging we have been able to come up with this photo.

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I was under the impression that he always takes some time off after x-mas. WTF
Mike

I was under the impression that he always takes some time off after x-mas.

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- oh that was too good!

Did he leave to become a locksmith?


Is he breeding cats?


Is he consulting for the Federation?


Off riding a scooter through the Ukrainian countryside?

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Helping parents cope with unruly children?

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Or, perhaps, writing romance novels?

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We'll never know. But we miss you, man!

BigRand said:

DEFIANT....................Where have you gone, the NT fourms are being flooded with really old ressurected posts. For example, a post that was ressurected yesturday was one that one that ludacrhis informed us that there was to be a "NEW" NT-Turbo Disscusion forum. that was back in 2003.

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That has been taken care of. There is a warning button, use it and I'll fix the issue.

All kidding and sarcasm aside, Defiant has been helpful to me more than once. I figured he went on a vacation or something. It's not like a DSM GOD just dissappears and leaves all of us without his wisdom.

No you guys have to use bait.

I just got my TSi and I wanna know if you vent your BOV does it affect anything.

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No you guys have to use bait.

I just got my TSi and I wanna know if you vent your BOV does it affect anything.

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No No it would have to be:

i just got my tsi and i wanna know if u vent yur bov does it effect nething

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No No it would have to be:

i just got my tsi and i wanna know if u vent yur bov does it effect nething

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Damn, if the lack of capitalization and misuse of u combined with venting questions can't get him I don't know what will.

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I just got my TSi and I wanna know if you vent your BOV does it affect anything.

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Please use the search button as this topic has.....wait a minute.....doh!

Seriously though, I'm sick of recieving hate mails after closing threads or issuing warnings, hate mails are defiant's department not mine. defiant where are you?

I will never forget my first encounter with defiant when I first joined the site, my accessory belts were squeeling bad, after I tried everything there is to try I posted a thread asking for help. Defiant responded to my thread with one of his famous lines "harmonic balancer" without any explanation even after I specifically asked him what it means, sure enough two weeks later the pulley cam apart completely and took out my alternator belt , I have yet to pay him back.

*crickets*

You get used to the hate mail rather quickly.

As Vince says, "Any publicity is good publicity."

Defiant: Send me a PM and let me know you are alive. I'm worried about your heart.

so does anyone really know where he went???

dr1665 said:

Other reports suggest he may be deep in his secret lair with his trusty cyborg companion, completing repairs on a doomsday device of his own design to bring his plans for world domination to fruition.

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He's definitely working on a doomsday device.

And in fear of harsh punishment upon his return, I'd like to take this moment to say, I totally support his decision to destroy the world as we know it.

In all seriousness, I also noticed a lack of... Defiance on the site lately and I very much miss it. Hope he's just on vacation and nothing else is wrong.

I was just wondering where he was today, and I log on and here is a thread about it

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THAT is a good one.

Does anyone know where he actually is? This could turn out bad...