10 things we learn from video games

[f4st]

The ten things we learn from video games.



1. There is no problem that can not be overcome by violence

2. Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training

3. If you see food lying on the ground, eat it.

4. If someone dies they dissappear.

5. Money is frequently found lying on the street.

6. Ninjas are common and fight in public frequently.

7. Whenever huge, fat, evil men are about to die, they begin flashing red or yellow.

8. All martial arts women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.

9. All martial arts men have rippling muscles and angry expressions

10. Carpe diem. You only live three times!

 

[leet]

11. A 'Mech is the superior weapon to have on the battlefield. Preferably a Summoner.

 

[mitsumaster]

if you go about your life, your fukin up.

 

[MrPikolo]

12. When you hit a wall doing 200+ MPH, all that happens is you bounce off and slow down.

 

[thehyena]

i think that i.... O SHIT!!! gotta go the demons are coming.....

 

[MyEclipse5]

13. Cars get no damage put on them when hiting eachother.
14. when you go backwards on a track and hit someone head on and then do millions of flips, and land upsidedown, you will flip over magically and you will still have a running car and still be living!

 

[Enraged78]

15.) Eating mushrooms makes you huge.

16.) If you down the flashing yellow pill, you can eat those damned ghosts.

17.) The ARMY is no match for a carjacker on the roof of a casino with a bazooka.

18.) You can definately break bricks with your head.

19.) Chicks are pretty bad-ass, as long as they are named Seamus.

...And finally, the number one thing that video games have taught me:

A 108lb. boxer named Little Mac can crank the shit out of Mike Tyson without getting his ear bit off.

Matt.

 

[a_scobel]

There are elixers in every house
You may walk into ANYBODY's house and they won't even care
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