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Thanks a lot noobs, now we are douchebags

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ha that guy in the pic used to be pretty active on one of my other forums
 
SHHHHH mines a Talon! Nobody will ever know! ROFL

Edit: Wait did you just call me a douchebag brah?
 
SHHHHH mines a Talon! Nobody will ever know! ROFL

Edit: Wait did you just call me a douchebag brah?


yep, if I am a douche for having an eclipse you are right next to me in that bag. You just a slightly more used and older douche:p
 
I think what he Afroeclipse was saying is that if 2G's are douche-bags then 1G's are the used douche-water. ROFLROFLROFL

-charlie

How come you aren't on there, RX-7 are superior douches with there light weight, rotory and stuff, plus Vin Diesel:hmm:
 
Wow I'm glad my dd is a vw gti, I guess that makes me stuckup,condescending, used douchewater. And I thought I was just a asshole. (according to my Honda buddies)ROFL
 
I like number 6 the VW or V-dub. Here in Ocean city MD twice a year now they hold the biggest VW show on the east coast, called H20. I have lots of friends with hooked up VWs but when this show comes into town the Jersey crowd hates the New Yorkers and they both hate the FL guys. I'd love to go to an all Mitsubishi show, and see everyone's car and how they built it. These guys just want to talk shit on each other, and do burnouts because they stretched a 6 inch wide tire onto an 8 inch wide wheel and have no traction now.:ohdamn:
 
Who cares what a bunch of Video Game nerds think? Those guys are like 30 and all they care about is Video Games. So they think a cars are LAME and everyone should drive a prius or an Impala like them.
 
Who cares what a bunch of Video Game nerds think? Those guys are like 30 and all they care about is Video Games. So they think a cars are LAME and everyone should drive a prius or an Impala like them.

I willing to bet there HONDA owners & their DAMN DSM's want to bees no doubt about it i'm sure & i'll squirt in there tank let them run on that those want to bees.
 
Who cares what a bunch of Video Game nerds think? Those guys are like 30 and all they care about is Video Games. So they think a cars are LAME and everyone should drive a prius or an Impala like them.

Hey... I like my '06 Impala... It's a very cost effective family car! And I think everyone should drive one... LOL
 
...................."According to douchebag legend when equipped with a turbocharger, they are "Mad fast".

I've also heard this legend and found out first hand it is, in fact, true. :thumb:
 
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ROFLROFLROFL This made my night, I think this is dead on. We all know we've seen guys like this and said to our selves "what a douchebag" :rolleyes: You'll only get offended if you have friends like this or you yourself.. are a douchebag :p

Did anyone else notice that under Civic Si they have a picture of a Scion?

Yeah I noticed that as well
 
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