Afroclipse
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SHHHHH mines a Talon! Nobody will ever know!
Edit: Wait did you just call me a douchebag brah?

SHHHHH mines a Talon! Nobody will ever know!
Edit: Wait did you just call me a douchebag brah?



yep, if I am a douche for having an eclipse you are right next to me in that bag. You just a slightly more used and older douche
I think what he Afroeclipse was saying is that if 2G's are douche-bags then 1G's are the used douche-water.
-charlie


Well at least we have lots of company 


I think what he Afroeclipse was saying is that if 2G's are douche-bags then 1G's are the used douche-water.
-charlie




Who cares what a bunch of Video Game nerds think? Those guys are like 30 and all they care about is Video Games. So they think a cars are LAME and everyone should drive a prius or an Impala like them.
Who cares what a bunch of Video Game nerds think? Those guys are like 30 and all they care about is Video Games. So they think a cars are LAME and everyone should drive a prius or an Impala like them.

damnit im sad to say i drive an mk4 jetta as my dd and then i have an eclipse
but i have been told im a brah
Your sad you have an Eclipse?
How much you want for it?
Im sad to say that I am a douchebag



This made my night, I think this is dead on. We all know we've seen guys like this and said to our selves "what a douchebag"
You'll only get offended if you have friends like this or you yourself.. are a douchebag 
Did anyone else notice that under Civic Si they have a picture of a Scion?