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unior

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Oct 10, 2002
Lancaster, Pennsylvania
alirght so this guy calls my newest car....92 laser rs awd a 15 sec turd on this local forum of ours - i respond with i think your confusing my laser with your g/f's wwd 2g pile (95 stock gst)

he responds with this: :D

I will pay your way into Cecil and a hotdog and drink and tell everyone you're the best of the best and i worship you and will write on the back of my car window that UNIOR is GOD!!
IFFFFFF YOU CAN GO TO CECIL AND PULL A 13.99999 ON THE 1ST PASS WITH YOUR LASER AS IT SITS NOW ON PUMP GAS!
NOW!!!!!!!!! If you can't do that. You pay me $25 and everytime you post you have to have in your sig saying the following
"I'm a moron that wishes i knew what i was talking about and had a real car like Fartpipe cause i worship the ground he walks on and Spyderman is my ### lover". Plus you must write on your Lasers back window "I love big ### AL!!!!!"

Put up or shutup? bi***!


LOL heres my car and mod list:

1992 Laser RS AWD 5 spd lsd rear
A/T Cams <--motor came from auto car
ported 14b 6cm housing
walbro 255 low pressure fp
ported 2g ex man
ported 1g o2 sensor housing
open down pipe before cat
ngk bp7es plugs
removed lower honeycomb from maf
rmoved intake restrictor
HKS airbox w/filter
blocked EGR
blocked coolant lines to manifold
removed ac fan/floormats/spare tire and jack
boost cranked up against fuel cut

i'm also thinking about trying retarding the timing a degree or so at idle in hopes of more advance
 
unior said:
alirght so this guy calls my newest car....92 laser rs awd a 15 sec turd on this local forum of ours - i respond with i think your confusing my laser with your g/f's wwd 2g pile (95 stock gst)

he responds with this: :D




LOL heres my car and mod list:

1992 Laser RS AWD 5 spd lsd rear
A/T Cams <--motor came from auto car
ported 14b 6cm housing
walbro 255 low pressure fp
ported 2g ex man
ported 1g o2 sensor housing
open down pipe before cat
ngk bp7es plugs
removed lower honeycomb from maf
rmoved intake restrictor
HKS airbox w/filter
blocked EGR
blocked coolant lines to manifold
removed ac fan/floormats/spare tire and jack
boost cranked up against fuel cut

i'm also thinking about trying retarding the timing a degree or so at idle in hopes of more advance
Well with these mods you should be runnin low 13 anyway.....depending on exhaust and how much boost....i say go do it and pull off a 13.5...
 
good luck.. i think you will lose the bet. Not because the car cant run 13's but because u have to do it in your first pass. it took me a few tries to run 13.5 on my 14b.. but ofcourse im at a higher altitude, good luck! :thumb:
 
You realize being the huge bi*** this guy sounds like he is, he'll accuse you of adding a mod or some BS once you do win and won't pay up anyways right? Local forums suck it hard (99% of the time)
 
go out there and run. put up a 13sec run and then make a big post about it. let him say what he wants to say about you 'changing' something. he's just a jealous little bi***.
 
guy like that is going to back on his own words when he loses the bet...
hes gonna say stuff like you were cheating.. you lying... etc etc...
guy is a waste of your time, and i think you should just run your car for just "your" sake of becoming a better driver...

forget the jelous guy, not worth your time :thumbdown
 
Bd1000Eclipse said:
good luck.. i think you will lose the bet. Not because the car cant run 13's but because u have to do it in your first pass. it took me a few tries to run 13.5 on my 14b.. but ofcourse im at a higher altitude, good luck! :thumb:


yeah i told him i won't do it without him letting me have a couple passes

i havn't been to the track with this car yet - i have on my old 95 tsi awd - ran a bunch of mid 13 second passes on a 16g at 15psi

we'll see what happens i just think its funny as hell
 
igopoopy said:
as it sits now you cant change timeing (not ;) :shhh: )
yeah i just gotta find a timing light to borrow

ohhh wait heres an idea - if he asks about timing ill point to his g/f's motor and we'll show him theres no way to change the timing -----2g LOL
 
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