unior
20+ Year Contributor
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- Oct 10, 2002
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Lancaster,
Pennsylvania
alirght so this guy calls my newest car....92 laser rs awd a 15 sec turd on this local forum of ours - i respond with i think your confusing my laser with your g/f's wwd 2g pile (95 stock gst)
he responds with this:
heres my car and mod list:
1992 Laser RS AWD 5 spd lsd rear
A/T Cams <--motor came from auto car
ported 14b 6cm housing
walbro 255 low pressure fp
ported 2g ex man
ported 1g o2 sensor housing
open down pipe before cat
ngk bp7es plugs
removed lower honeycomb from maf
rmoved intake restrictor
HKS airbox w/filter
blocked EGR
blocked coolant lines to manifold
removed ac fan/floormats/spare tire and jack
boost cranked up against fuel cut
i'm also thinking about trying retarding the timing a degree or so at idle in hopes of more advance
he responds with this:
I will pay your way into Cecil and a hotdog and drink and tell everyone you're the best of the best and i worship you and will write on the back of my car window that UNIOR is GOD!!
IFFFFFF YOU CAN GO TO CECIL AND PULL A 13.99999 ON THE 1ST PASS WITH YOUR LASER AS IT SITS NOW ON PUMP GAS!
NOW!!!!!!!!! If you can't do that. You pay me $25 and everytime you post you have to have in your sig saying the following
"I'm a moron that wishes i knew what i was talking about and had a real car like Fartpipe cause i worship the ground he walks on and Spyderman is my ### lover". Plus you must write on your Lasers back window "I love big ### AL!!!!!"
Put up or shutup? bi***!
heres my car and mod list:1992 Laser RS AWD 5 spd lsd rear
A/T Cams <--motor came from auto car
ported 14b 6cm housing
walbro 255 low pressure fp
ported 2g ex man
ported 1g o2 sensor housing
open down pipe before cat
ngk bp7es plugs
removed lower honeycomb from maf
rmoved intake restrictor
HKS airbox w/filter
blocked EGR
blocked coolant lines to manifold
removed ac fan/floormats/spare tire and jack
boost cranked up against fuel cut
i'm also thinking about trying retarding the timing a degree or so at idle in hopes of more advance
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