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09-02-2008, 11:28 PM
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From: Chicago, Illinois
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I've decided...
...that I'm an alcoholic.
Who else is one? Don't be shy.
(They're all empty)
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09-02-2008, 11:45 PM
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From: Mendota, Illinois
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MEEEEE!!!...only mine are cases of beeer....
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09-02-2008, 11:47 PM
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I can't do beer. Too much liquid volume. 
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09-02-2008, 11:49 PM
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From: Rouleau, Saskatchewan, Canada
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lol STRIPPER lol jeeze
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09-02-2008, 11:52 PM
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I am not very impressed on two different levels and ends of the spectrum.
First is the 22 year old's perspective, of which that is not that many bottles, UNLESS you finished these all off yourself in a one week's time period or one crazy-stupid three day weekend. Then if that is so, congratulations you are a genuine partier and alcoholic! Way to go bro! That's freakin' sweet dude. 
Second perspective is of the current 30 year old's where you have just spent a lot of money(that could of bought DSM parts or at least a couple of video games) in a very short time period with nothing to show for it except for a damaged liver and some empty bottles which now serve no purpose unless you are a flairtender. Get a couple of mixing tins and at least teach yourself some tricks so you can get a job to support your new-found "talent". 
Either way, I am just teasing you  as I could have showed you some empty bottles in my time... but I am not with you now.... haven't drank in quite a while now... 
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09-02-2008, 11:57 PM
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09-02-2008, 11:58 PM
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From: joliet/shorewood, Illinois
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i got 3 fridges full of beer.....
does that count?
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09-03-2008, 12:02 AM
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I've finished all these by myself, not in one week, but by myself anyway.
I used to think drinking alone is completely demented, but I'm finding myself having 1 - 3 drinks/day (mixed with cranbery or grape juice) helps sleep a lot. Not to mention HDL cholesterol levels nicely showing up on an annual physical check up.
I can't do video games either.
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09-03-2008, 12:13 AM
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I just filled an entire garbage can with empty handles. Not baby fifths.
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09-03-2008, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Booster-Shot
I just filled an entire garbage can with empty handles. Not baby fifths.
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They're mostly liters.
I'm glad you're more of an alcoholic than me. 
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09-03-2008, 12:19 AM
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I finish this in about 12 days......
Although the last 3 days I have been sober, its a nice experience after a year or so.
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09-03-2008, 01:26 AM
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i think you have to be a boderline alcy to own one of these cars..too much stress.
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09-03-2008, 05:47 AM
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From: Gahanna, Ohio
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I remember a certain drunk thread. I had 3x the posts of any other besides leet.
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09-04-2008, 08:37 PM
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From: TommyPantsdownville, Ohio
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Dude, haven't you always been drinking heavily? Alone?
How the hell have you been man? Still hate me? Come.........on.........buddy..........
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09-04-2008, 08:53 PM
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From: St Peters, Missouri
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You are an alcoholic with good taste in vodka.
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09-04-2008, 09:01 PM
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From: Walton, Kentucky
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 , My dead Uncle was an alcoholic . 54 years old . My 57 year old uncle in a nursing home is an alcoholic .
Not real funny for me ........... 
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09-04-2008, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by AW4G63
Dude, haven't you always been drinking heavily? Alone?
How the hell have you been man? Still hate me? Come.........on.........buddy..........
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Hahahaha!  What's up? :wave:
I don't hate you--never have. You're a circus.  Don't take it badly, it is what it is.  (Craig probably hates us all though).
Still wrecking internet?
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09-04-2008, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by bane3d
You are an alcoholic with good taste in vodka.
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Vodka is a horrid substance, unless you mix it. I can't even do a shot of vodka--I gag on it, 90% of the time. I don't know how people drink a glass of straight vodka.
I'm not an alcoholic.  I've been busy with work/life, someone asked me for empty liquor (don't know why they want them), so they've been piling up on top of the fridge for the last six months or so. They're no longer wanted, so they ended up in the bin after the photoshoot.
Good Scotch > *.
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09-04-2008, 09:56 PM
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The one who shows off is the one who's got nothing to show for. 
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09-04-2008, 10:02 PM
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My car doesn't have a name.
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09-04-2008, 10:03 PM
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From: Waukesha, Wisconsin
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I uh. am. NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.
ALCOHOL IS ILLEGAL FOR MINORS UNDER 21.....
With that sad. This stuff looks delicious. 
Ahaha.
Jk.
not
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09-04-2008, 10:13 PM
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Did you just use the word not as in "This suit is black...not"? Because it sounds like you did.
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