Greatest Mail Delivery Ever!

[XiKeiyaZI]

So.. I get home from work today and walk out to my Mailbox. I open it up to see the package that GSXSixteenG sent me. He hooked me up with a PDA and such so I could set out to be able to log. ^^ So needless to say I was excited. Sadly.. the package was somewhat crumpled and badly handled.

So.. I walk inside expecting to find a broken product. I open the package.. and spray soda out of my nose.

Here's the contents.

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A multitude of multiple Condoms.. including one with a Vibrating ring WITH INSTRUCTIONS.
The Undamaged PDA - Apparently the packaging was good enough to project it
The Charge Cable
The Data Cable
And a Rag... I presume to be used to cleanup whatever mess I make. Erm.. disturbingly it looks a little dirty.
And lastly.. a letter that reads the following, word for word.

"Sorry, no packing peanuts. This is the only form of 'Protection' I could find in my apt. Enjoy."

Signed accordingly

xD Needless to say... my day has been made brilliant! I'll make sure that everything in the package is put to good use. >;3

Thanks Dave!

 

[SpawnedX]

Awesome. A+ form Dave.

 

[GsXdSmKingGsX]

Epicness

 

[ThEDrEaMEnDeR]

PICS or it is int true

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

There's a HUGE pic up there, dummy. xD

Edit : My mistake. I uploaded it from my gmail.. so you guys couldn't see it. It's now up there!...xD

 

[Red97Eclipseboy]

That's awesome! Haha!

 

[SpawnedX]

There's a HUGE pic up there, dummy. xD

You linked it from your mail box, which none of us can see.

 

[SBstar]

That my good sir, is epicly brilliant!

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

You linked it from your mail box, which none of us can see.

I realized and corrected myself. ;3 My Alt+V didn't copy the new link after I uploaded it from my inbox to imageshack.

 

[Silver99OZ]

I wish all car parts came packaged that way.

 

[SpawnedX]

I realized and corrected myself. ;3 My Alt+V didn't copy the new link after I uploaded it from my inbox to imageshack.

It's cool, have done that myself. Pics or not it was funny and made the headaches of responding on this forum bareable.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

It's cool, have done that myself. Pics or not it was funny and made the headaches of responding on this forum bareable.

Hahaha. ^^ Well I laughed pretty hard, so I figured I'd share the humor with the rest of you guys.

I wish all car parts came packaged that way.

Don't we all? That'd be genius.. though.. if all parts came that way it wouldn't be funny anymore. =/

 

[skatershawn]

Thats too damn funny.. haha

 

[EvoRage]

Win!

 

[ThEDrEaMEnDeR]

this had me rolling. by far the best "package protection" i have seen.

 

[stevestevesteve]

Awesomeness

 

[Killa_dsm]

Hahaha man that is great!

 

[chinola69]

I dont know what you guys are talking about I protect my package with those all the time. hahahah very funny though thanks for sharing.

 

[dsm-onster]

Funny yes. But comeone. Bare is so much better. IF you von't trust, get the same girl to stick for a while. Really, there's no difference. Getting everything else is just a pissing match. . . Here i piss on your thread . . . But it was funny as he!! man!

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Funny yes. But comeone. Bare is so much better. IF you von't trust, get the same girl to stick for a while. Really, there's no difference. Getting everything else is just a pissing match. . . Here i piss on your thread . . . But it was funny as he!! man!

Haha!

;3 I have to agree on the bare thing.. but this.. Vibrating ring... certainly trying that tonight. xD

 

[black_gsx]

That is a good one!!

 

[GSXSixteenG]

I've had a gf for quite some time, so my days of those are over. Enjoy

My gma has bought me condoms every year for my birthday since I was 16, thank her for the vibrating ring. I could have swore I had a lamb skin one somewhere but couldn't find it.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Maan, xD I swear to God I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time!

 

[my dreamt dsm]

I think he poked the condoms with a needle! Check closely!

 

[dsm-onster]

What for! to get saddled with responsiblilty he didn't want nor obviously proposed to accept . . . come on man.

Really though, take care. certainly, you;re a man of multiple aspirations . . . . . . so take it slow and think about the consequences. . . I HAVE to be political here.