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Your momma's so....jokes

Posted by 97-gst, Aug 10, 2010

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  1. DWR-DSM

    DWR-DSM Proven Member

    Joined Jul 5, 2008
    Schenectady, New York
    This is so ####ing old how do we even remember any of these LOL

    900  8

    1991 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
    591.9 whp · 328.4 lb/ft · 1G DSM
  2. LD25Delta9

    LD25Delta9 Proven Member

    Joined Feb 12, 2008
    Ft. Wayne, Indiana
    Yo momma so fat, God had to move her before he said Let There Be Light
    Yo momma so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice.
    Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family.
    Yo momma like a race car, she burns 18 rubbers a day.
    Yo momma like the village bicycle, everyone gets a ride
    Yo momma so ugly, you got to put a t-bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
    Yo momma so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares

    826  0

    1997 Eagle Talon N/T
    manual · 2G DSM
  3. 1990AWD

    1990AWD Supporting VIP

    Joined Apr 27, 2009
    Langham, SK, Canada
    Yo momma's so fat, she uses Mexico as her tanning bed!
    Yo momma's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!

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  4. Steebo524

    Steebo524 Probationary Member

    Joined Jun 29, 2010
    San Antonio, Texas
    Yo momma so old she used to gangbang with the Hebrews.
    Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.
    Yo momma so Black she went to night school and was counted absent.
    Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night.
  5. 97-gst

    97-gst Proven Member

    Joined May 16, 2010
    Radford, Virginia
    Your mommas so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change

    Your mommas so fat she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack

    Your mommas so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

    Your mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone then got ran over by a parked car

    Your mommas so ugly she cant even get my crank to walk with her

    1K  0

    1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST
    manual · 2G DSM
  6. 96_killer

    96_killer Proven Member

    Joined Jul 23, 2005
    San Antonio, Texas
    your momma :beatentodeath: :D

    329  0

    1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse N/T
    · 2G DSM
  7. Ravewolf

    Ravewolf Proven Member

    Joined Apr 16, 2009
    Raton, New Mexico
    Y-y-y-yo man, yo mama's so fat....she....she.....she's just fat!!!

    Yo momma so nasty she sharted and said "i love seconds"

    Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and the continents split up

    Yo mama so fat she slipped and fell in the tub, and knocked California into the ocean

    Yo mama so fat and ugly, she went to Japan on vacation and left in tears because the Japanese started shooting at her screaming "OH NO!! GODZILLA REAL!! SHE COME FOR YEWW!!!"

    Yo mama so ugly, she died, went to hell, and made the Devil cry.

    Yo mama so fat, when she died she couldn't go to heaven because the angels couldn't carry her.

    Yo mama so sad....................she drives a honda.
  8. 97-gst

    97-gst Proven Member

    Joined May 16, 2010
    Radford, Virginia
    ROFL :tease: thats hilarious

    1K  0

    1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST
    manual · 2G DSM
  9. 97ebaygst

    97ebaygst Proven Member

    Joined Oct 8, 2009
    thomasville, North Carolina
    you momma so fat last time she farted the Haiti earthquake happened .
  10. Bricktop

    Bricktop Proven Member

    Joined Aug 24, 2009
    Corydon, Indiana
    Your momma so fat, When she sits around the house, She sits AROUND the house.
    Your momma so fat, she sat on a penny and sqeezed a booger outa Abes nose.
    Only two I remember.
  11. TheBassist

    TheBassist Proven Member

    Joined Feb 8, 2010
    Albany, Oregon
    This one made me laugh.

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  12. josh38127

    josh38127 Proven Member

    Joined Oct 2, 2009
    Memphis, Tennessee
    Yo momma is so dumb she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away the W's

    Yo momma is soo fat we had se)( and rolled over nine times and was still on top.
  13. Ravewolf

    Ravewolf Proven Member

    Joined Apr 16, 2009
    Raton, New Mexico
    Ooo, ooo, I know some more now thx for reminding me LOL

    Yo mama so fat I punched her in the stomach and she gave birth to the pillsbury dough boy!

    Yo mama so fat it took a silo of flour to find her wet spot

    Yo mama so ugly guys die from alky poisoning trying to drink her "pretty"

    Yo mama so fat, my cousin went to hit it, and found the crew of the mary celeste hiding in a flap fold!

    Yo mama so dumb, she bought a ford taurus and took it to a daewoo dealership because she said her "veetek" wasn't kicking in!
  14. frankozz

    frankozz Proven Member

    Joined Aug 21, 2008
    san diego, California

    385  0

    1991 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
    manual · 1G DSM
  15. extremeatheist

    extremeatheist Proven Member

    Joined Apr 12, 2010
    wilson, North Carolina
  16. Limegrntaln

    Limegrntaln Proven Member

    Joined Oct 12, 2003
    Fairfield, California
    WTF sinkhole!

    496  2

    1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
    15.1 @ 88 · 2G DSM
  17. XiKeiyaZI

    XiKeiyaZI Proven Member

    Joined Dec 28, 2008
    Dyersburg, Tennessee

    Google got me this and I just thought it'd fit.


    805  0

    1998 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
    manual · 2G DSM
  18. dyno_detour

    dyno_detour Proven Member

    Joined Jul 14, 2005
    Mason City, Iowa
    Not sure if these were posted already.

    Your momma so fat when she walk backwards...BEEP.BEEP.BEEP.

    Your momma so cross eyed when she dropped a dime she picked up two nickels.

    Your momma so fat when she go to the movies, she sits by everybody.

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