You know you're a dsmer when... if [Merged 8-8]

[bojanglesracing]

Maybe try a search next time.

 

[VTRICCO]

you know your a new member when you have enough posts to be a proven member but you dont know how to use the search function and make stupid posts that have already been made

 

[Flash]

! I'm sorry KBasham03, but you just got OWNED!

 

[thegchild04]

you know your a new member when you have enough posts to be a proven member but you dont know how to use the search function and make stupid posts that have already been made

yea this is the best one

 

[ecarrillo]

you know your a new member when you have enough posts to be a proven member but you dont know how to use the search function and make stupid posts that have already been made

OUCH!! thats cold but i guess thats what happens when you dont use the search

 

[bartels903]

You just got PIZZOWN3D

 

[Jeff822]

You know you own a DSM when you beat the shit out of your car and do shit half assed and wonder why it breaks and you say "damn i knew dsm's were unreliable" and then everyone else thinks they are also.

Is that one good or what.

 

[1gcrazy]

You know you own a DSM when you beat the shit out of your car and do shit half assed and wonder why it breaks and you say "damn i knew dsm's were unreliable" and then everyone else thinks they are also.

Is that one good or what.

Thats right on the ####in money!

 

[thegchild04]

you know your a dsm'er when you shop on ebay for car parts, nough said

 

[VTRICCO]

you know your a dsm'er when you refer to the regular spotting of oil under your car as excess oil the car probably didnt really need

 

[EvolvingGST]

you know your a dsm'er when you shop on ebay for car parts, nough said

Did you own a honda before? Because I don't do that and a lot of members don't. Only newer members are starting to. I own 2 DSMs and the only part is one of my FMICs and gauge pod.


But anyways, you know you are a DSMer when you own more than one and none of them work.

 

[thegchild04]

You know you're a DSM'er when you ask people if they have driven a Honda, and think that's an insulting diss...

You know your not a DSM'er if you own more then one and non of them work, you just live at a junk yard

 

[awdsm90]

i was wondering maybe a moderator or someone out there knows where to get this list i once saw on here. it was like you know your a dsmer if.... and one of the reasons was:if your on a diet because you already lost all your car weight.. or something on that line... anyone kno where this list is?

 

[danny_l_2005]

All you need is a little searching thats all. Have you even attempted searching for it? Well heres a link to one of those threads, its pretty long http://dsmtuners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122649&highlight=you+know+your+a+dsmer

 

[xXNessXx]

You Know your a DSMer when you get in an accident and the first thing you do is check to see if your baby is okay...

 

[VTRICCO]

please stop reviving old azz threads

 

[ILLiCliPSE]

if you've had enough of reading this thread.

 

[ecarrillo]

you know your a new member when you have enough posts to be a proven member but you dont know how to use the search function and make stupid posts that have already been made

I think this quote applies again and yes this thread is getting a little old already

 

[GofaST4life]

So i was mad bored and roaming the internet, i ran across a pretty sweet Eclipse quote that i think just sums DSM lovers up prefectly...

So i figured id share it so we could all enjoy...if any of ya have others go a head and ad them as well...

the quote i found is below...

"Eclipse tuners are a strange sort. They don't like talking about wings or color-matching side skirts and interiors. Eclipse tuners are performance-obsessed sleeper fanatics who dream only about downpipes, exhaust gases, blow off valves, and wastegates. Their cars aren't pretty, but have the ability to spank you silly on the highway. In other words, Eclipse tuners write checks their cars can cash. Mention the word "chrome" and they might drop a boot to your skull"
- SuperStreet Magazine

...brings a smile to my face everytime...

 

[sag1441]

have you seen the eclipse that was featured in the article that was taken from? they say that then go "except for this guy, his widebody, rolling on chrome dubs, dorifto wing sportin, sequential shifting dsm is nothing like most dsm owners"

 

[GofaST4life]

hahahaha no i didnt but im wishing i did now

 

[talonalex92]

Meet Crank. See crank walk. Walk crank, walk.

 

[TSITuner4Lyfe69]

DSM- Dont Say Much .................HEHE

 

[laserspeeddemon]

Change the world Eclipse to DSM , and you'll be pretty much on point.

DSM tuners are a strange sort. They don't like talking about wings or color-matching side skirts and interiors. DSM tuners are performance-obsessed sleeper fanatics who dream only about downpipes, exhaust gases, blow off valves, and wastegates. Their cars aren't pretty, but have the ability to spank you silly on the highway. In other words, DSM tuners write checks their cars can cash. Mention the word "chrome" and they might drop a boot to your skull"

 

[talonalex92]

Dropping panties since 1989.