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Wrecked my car again.

Posted by AW4G63, Jul 14, 2008

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  1. toojung2die

    toojung2die Proven Member

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    Literary performance art. Well Done!
     
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  2. No_Skillz

    No_Skillz Proven Member

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    Props for a good laugh.

    Edit: Oh. My. God. I just read the childseat/bike post. Made my day.
     

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  3. Jeff99GS

    Jeff99GS Proven Member

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    Hmm Im not sure why anyone thinks this is funny?!?!?! I understand that this thread is just a joke. But whats the Point? ITS NOT FUNNY? Are you just trying to waste space on this website?

    I want 10 minutes of my life back after reading the lamest joke in history :notgood:

    Next time tell us the joke about your REAL life and how you are a single fat guy living in your mom's basement

    BAAAhahahahahahahah NOW thats a funny story!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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  4. Red97Eclipseboy

    Red97Eclipseboy Proven Member

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    Ah, fantastic thread(s)! I needed a lawl.
     

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  5. 99gst_racer

    99gst_racer Moderator

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    Perks of being a Moderator. :shhh:
    I've never seen your site before today.
     

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  6. back2dsm

    back2dsm Probationary Member

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    wow. hilarious man. thank you for the great stories!
     
  7. Nekoni

    Nekoni Proven Member

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    HAHAHA! HOLY SH*T! I've told so many people about how you duct taped your kid to the back of your motorcycle in the snow! Man I really need to read the whole thread.
     
  8. toojung2die

    toojung2die Proven Member

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    The inside joke. Watching the reaction. Reminds me a little of Andy Kaufman. Sometimes the audience was the show.
     
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  9. laserspeeddemon

    laserspeeddemon Proven Member

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    Careful, now! He's still a senior member.


    [​IMG]
    Sometimes AW4G63 doesn't realize his joke can be personal to some people, like someone who has lost a kid or lost a friend to a drunk driver. It's not funny to those people, not matter how you see it. So in order to calm the sea, I let people know this is a joke, at the sacrifice of the joke. The other option is he doesn't care that he is offending others, which I tend to doubt. But if that were the case, then I wouldnÂ’t care that I killed his joke, anyway.



    HOWEVER, the general consensus is to play along, so as long as the next one is not offensive, I'll pitch a couple balls. See you in six months. ;)
     

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  10. Jeff99GS

    Jeff99GS Proven Member

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    oh ok i get it... I will remeber that next time a MOD bitches about wasting space on this site...I'll just say " RELAX GUYS ITS A JOKE"
    Im really not pissed about the story or what he did or didnt do...IT just wasn't funny...I got NO laughs out of that lil story?

    But now this guy gave me an Idea...Im going to fill these forums with NONE sense so you guys have to upgrade the servers again in a year! FUN TIMES!!! :)
     

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  11. LandoAWD

    LandoAWD Retired

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    Okay, so now you're doing the following...

    1. Threatening to spam
    2. You've flamed a member
    3. Breaking our lovely grammar rule

    Anything I missed?

    Lighten up. We all have. Should we bring back the old moderation style? :D
     
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  12. Jeff99GS

    Jeff99GS Proven Member

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    So delete me then...I come on here to help people and to get help, not to make up stories.


    afterall This is "supposed" to be DSMtuners, Not story time with tommy RIGHT???

    and I would hardly say you've lighten up?? I remember a few post where you were saying everyone posting after post 18 is a moron and we are all so stupid for not reading the whole thread......
     

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  13. thekellbeast

    thekellbeast Proven Member

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    Seriously, why don't you go cruise the newbie forum and read the 1000000 threads about fitting a 4g63 engine in a 2g RS, even though people have known you can't do that since 199 f*cking 5. If you deleted all of the stupid posts by people who forget to search before asking a question, you would cut this website in half. I don't think that one joke thread in the hangout is going to bring the server down.

    And some people need to pull their heads out of their asses and realize just how rediculous and unbelievable this story is.
     
  14. Jeff99GS

    Jeff99GS Proven Member

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    But the point is buddy that those are at least legit questions that people are asking...Not just some crap to waste space and time?
     

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  15. bastarddsm

    bastarddsm Proven Member

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    Well if you had read the whole thread you would have learned it was a joke in about 18 posts. also, this is the hangout, not a tech section.

    So chill the #### out.
     

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  16. Jeff99GS

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    haha I know its a JOKE??!?! DUH thats what we have been talking about for 2 days now bro...Maybe YOU need to read the whole thread...my point is that its not a funny joke...I can say "I drove off a cliff yesterday and Im dead now" Then if I say that its a JOKE does that make it funny?

    on a side note can anyone tell me how to delete this account? I can seem to find the button to delete?
     

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  17. LandoAWD

    LandoAWD Retired

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    We don't delete people...you have the option to not sign on, however.

    Have you read the rules about issues with moderation? You've had 2 years...

    Do you understand the "Hangout" sub-forum?

    We've lightened up on moderation, thus the continued existence of the thread. Keep up, and don't misquote me. Thanks.

    Edit: Your interpretation of "funny" is subjective. Same goes for everyone else.
     
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  18. steve

    steve DSM Wiseman

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    Go to the top of the page and left click the box marked Thread Tools select Unsubscribe. You'll be a lot happier.
     

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  19. thekellbeast

    thekellbeast Proven Member

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    Maybe the first time it was asked. Not 13 years after!

    Coming to a serious tech forum near you: "How do I #### my wheels?"

    Edit: You can't say "cack your wheels?" That's a real word. Should I have said angled?
     
  20. Jeff99GS

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    i tried that and the only option it gives is to subscribe?
     

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  21. 99gst_racer

    99gst_racer Moderator

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    Good, that means you weren't ever subscribed.
    Now all you need to do is stop viewing this thread.

    This thread was seriously blown way out of proportion.
     

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  22. Jeff99GS

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    Aww come on guys I was JUST playing around!!!! I was just trying to see if I could Make everyone mad at me, just like tommy...

    Gees you guys all jump on bandwagons so fast...If one guy says its funny then they all say its funny....Or if some guy says for me to chill the Fu*k out then you all tell me to chill the fu*k out. hahah this site is funny.

    I guess Im Not allow to have an opinion about stupid jokes :)

    and please folks. I KNOW it was supposed to be a JOKE I just didnt think it was funny. and Not cause I'm mad at him for driving drunk or any of that sh*t. I just though the joke was not really a 'JOKE"

    Here's a JOKE

    Why was the blonde girl confused while going to the ladies room??



    A. She had to pull her own pants down!!!!
     

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  23. Jeff99GS

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    Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey,
    Pop! What are you doin'?"
    His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."
    Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that
    gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."
     

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  24. AW4G63

    AW4G63 Proven Member

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    ROFLROFLROFLROFL

    Read that one more time. Remember the Hangout isn't for your amazing trouble shooting skills or to share your 9 second tuning knowledge.

    Maybe you need to laugh some of that aggression out of your system. Ever think of jerk off to porn? That might let you loosen up a bit, slugger.

    Guys like you are the reason Cleveland DSM died. Well, that and the thieves but more so tight asses. Relax and enjoy life. You have the option to block me in your user options. Why don't you use it. Features like that are great for people like yourself.

    Now go tell some knewb what size sheet metal screw was the best size for removing his BCS sleeve so you can get member of the year. :tease:
     
  25. AW4G63

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    Best solution for all of us: Ignore Me
     
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