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Why blondes shouldn't be allowed to drive

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Weasel

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Nov 27, 2002
Orange Park,
You wanna know why blondes shouldn't be allowed to drive? Because they get into their big ass firebirds and REAR END ME!!!!!!!! I'm so pissed right now because my car looks like an accordian. This chick was doing like thirty five in a fifteen zone where I was stopped in like a line of five cars at a stop sign and she just decided she didn't need to slow down and crashed into my bumper, sending my car crashing into the car in front of me's bumper. Then, she gives me the classic, "Like, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH m'God! Look what you being stopped did to my brand new firebird!" What an idiot. Anybody else ever have an experience like this? Not only was I hit by the goddess of all that is brainless, but she was driving a firebird! Cheap ass V6 no less!!!!!!! I am depressed.........
 
You have to watch out for all women in general on the road, the are all most as dangerous as senior citizens.
 
its not only blonde females. its blonde men too. here's what a blonde f4g in a honduh did to me this past summer.

here's the waste of steel that hit me:

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here's my old crippled gsx

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geez..........that sucks it hardcore. Ah well, your gsx died for a worthy cause - the destruction of a honda. I think, if mine must go, I want it to go in a similar fashion. One honda down, eight zillion to go.
 
By the way, I apologize if anyone who reads this owns a honda. I understand that they can be great cars if you tune them right. The only ones I really don't like are the ones that have huge wheels, no speed, and a driver who thinks that his aftermarket intake will propel him to 10 sec. quarter mile times.
 
no apology is necessary dude, its a dsm site, like they dont talk the same smack over on their side of the boards.
 
Originally posted by Weasel
geez..........that sucks it hardcore. Ah well, your gsx died for a worthy cause - the destruction of a honda. I think, if mine must go, I want it to go in a similar fashion. One honda down, eight zillion to go.
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LOL. :thumb:
 
Originally posted by BD1
You have to watch out for all women in general on the road, the are all most as dangerous as senior citizens.
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Wow, once again you have succeeded at insulting someone. I happen to be female AND a damn good driver. (btw, try spell-check...it works.)
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Originally posted by BD1
You have to watch out for all women in general on the road, the are all most as dangerous as senior citizens.
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Heyyyyyyy! I'm a girl and a good driver. Since I've moved to South Florida I've become a little angry and vocal, but I'm still safe. Plus I just spent a whole lota $$ on my paint job. I don't want anything messing that up. Oh, and senior citizens are the worst.
 
Originally posted by Isotta91
its not only blonde females. its blonde men too. here's what a blonde f4g in a honduh did to me this past summer.

here's the waste of steel that hit me:

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here's my old crippled gsx

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I saw those pics of that civic in a issue of Super Street.
 
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