whats your dsm's name

[my dreamt dsm]

Cool thread!
Unlike YOU GUYS. My car has a full name!
Mines is called Retard or sometime it pisses me off MORE I call out it's middle name... Idiot! Or I yell out his last name, BASTARD. Something you thought you wanted but when you have it, you regret it! Because when I put to much care and love into a car it breaks down a lot. So this one... I'm showing no love!
First Name: Retard (emmm duuuhhH)
Middle Name: Idiot
Last Name: Bastard

 

[spooling 1g]

My 2g is "black betty",and my 1g is simply just "the 1g"or "white car".

 

[ThEDrEaMEnDeR]

oh forgot my last dsm it was a 1g his name was Lt. Dan want to guess why

 

[BIGMIXX]

@ Lt. Dan! mine is called by my boy .... SpeedRacer!

 

[Boznogel247]

The unicorn.

 

[josh38127]

Wrecker<-- can you guess why

 

[4g63monster]

depends when everythin is runnin gud i call her tracii when its runnin bad i call her a bee eye tee cee h

 

[Chaosweaver]

mine is Gold Digging Whore

+1

I know exactly where you are coming from, worst mistake ever was owning and modding 2.

 

[Mitsu RacerX]

two words--Money Pit

 

[cookmeup272]

I call her the Eclit, but it seems like everyone else in the city calls it "the talon" when it clearly isnt

 

[Backinajiffy12]

I call my baby the Abominaml Snowman...its white on white and a beast in the snow!

 

[Lawn_ornament]

Pandora. Every time I open the damn hood, another problem seems to pop up.

 

[lude000]

Melanie when she being alright bi*** otherwise

 

[brownfinger]

"Murderwagen", and "the Spook". Two cars. I'll elaborate if this thread lives that long.

 

[cookmeup272]

I think you should elaborate now sounds interesting

 

[TurboStutr]

I'm not very original, so she's just the Mitsub!tch.

 

[ThEDrEaMEnDeR]

I think you should elaborate now sounds interesting

i was thinking the same thing

 

[2slow4now]

The crap rocket. She's not real pretty unless you wash her up and look from a distance.

 

[brownfinger]

The crap rocket. She's not real pretty unless you wash her up and look from a distance.

Simply Awsome.

I think you should elaborate now sounds interesting

i was thinking the same thing

The Murderwagen came to me from deep within the trailer-court primeval, of Springfield, IL. I met her in the parking lot of a bowling alley. I knew I was in love. She wears a peeling coat of rattle-canned metallic black paint; the car was not washed before it was painted. After scraping the overspray off of the glass with a single-edged razor-blade, clamping on a $25 muffler, and replaceing all of the murdered-out lights with stock junkyard pieces, I declared "it" street-legal. I named it William DSM Murderface, in honor of the cartoon character from the show Metalocolypse, and the badly murdered lights. William Murderface is the bass player from the fictional death-metal band, Dethklok. That show rules; it's so metal

The car is Murderwagen for short, I even got my mom to call it that! It's my first boosted car, it's FWD and has hood-pins and nostril vents cut into the hood. All it does is spin it's tires, blow black smoke, go way too fast, and make a ton of noise. It gets me around, too. It's sooo metal!

The other car is "The spook from Spokane". It's the exact carbon-copy of my '93 GS that got totalled last summer, except it's rust-free, has half the miles on it, and still has shiney factory paint all over it. It's like the ghost of my old car, and I flew out to Spokane to pick it up. Guess what... it made it back to Normal!

I'll probably come up with a better name, but I haven't really driven it any yet; it came with a bunk Top Line oil pump.

I have now Elaborated!

 

[Emo Zach]

The GST- Scarlet
The 3G GS - Jasmine

 

[Doubleot]

<------------Betsy

 

[907gs-t]

The Green Goblin because it's always Gobblin up all my extra Green.

 

[brownfinger]

The Green Goblin because it's always Gobblin up all my extra Green.

Nice!

 

[2gdanny]

i call my rosita or panda, my friends call her addiction, becouse every time i talk about something its about her/ bying for her/ working on her/ look at her.

when im working on her i usually call her rusty, something ususally goes wrong.

 

[shredwin]

I call mine "Mitsy"