Bostedquest
15+ Year Contributor
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- Oct 18, 2004
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Zeigler (Boon Docks),
Illinois
Just one of the reason I carry my keys on a 30" chain...
Many messages...
1. Kinda into bondage
2. Actually scares the lesser punks
3. makes a handy defensive/offensive weapon with a quick jerk.
4. makes it impossible for you to lock your keys in the car as well
Ever been snapped in the face by a key ring with 13 keys on it?
Cut the guys face up real nice. Best thing was, there was a cop right there and saw the guy yell at me and start to charge me. Instant gank and snap, the guy was on the ground cring like a little girl.
Went to court, cops testified that I only did it once, in pure self defense. Judge dismissed.
Guy got 9 cuts and 27 stiches.
Many messages...
1. Kinda into bondage
2. Actually scares the lesser punks
3. makes a handy defensive/offensive weapon with a quick jerk.
4. makes it impossible for you to lock your keys in the car as well
Ever been snapped in the face by a key ring with 13 keys on it?
Cut the guys face up real nice. Best thing was, there was a cop right there and saw the guy yell at me and start to charge me. Instant gank and snap, the guy was on the ground cring like a little girl.
Went to court, cops testified that I only did it once, in pure self defense. Judge dismissed.
Guy got 9 cuts and 27 stiches.